Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here Shirt

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Showcase educational statistical attitude with any of these gifts that feature the stats humor saying "Where I Fall On The Bell Curve". Complete with percentages. Colorful design includes callout with the saying "I Am Here". No need to be a statistician or a stats major to point out to others exactly where you fall on the bell curve!

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Blame Earth She Has Many Faults Tshirts

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Enjoy educational, scientific humor when you wear this geology humor gift tee that features the tectonic plates and includes the wry geological saying "Blame Earth She Has Many Faults". Double entendre attitude for anyone with a sense of geological humor! Colorful science humor gift for earth scientists!

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Warning! Neural Circuitry Inside (Neuron Synapse) Mouse Pad

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No need to be a neurologist to know that you have delicate neural circuitry inside of you. Provide others with a tongue-in-cheek biology humor warning with any of these gifts that says: "Warning! Neural Circuitry Inside". Educational, scientific attitude design for anyone with neurons!

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Phylogenetic Tree Of Life 4+ Billion Yrs Shirt

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You are a product of 4+ billion years of evolution and counting! Be proud of it when you wear the phylogenetic tree of life gift tee with wry science humor saying. Let others know that you have come a long, long way through time!

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Mouse Pads

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Math teachers and math majors will enjoy this math truism design featuring the saying, along with the equations, of how "Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another". Educational, mathematical humor gifts for all who understand that equivalent and equal to are one and the same!

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Decoder Is My Middle Name (Morse Code) Post Card

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Make everyone do a double-take at the code that you can decipher. Great gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who can understand Morse code!

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I Play Chess Therefore, I Am (Chess Set) T Shirt

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No need to be a philosopher at the chessboard to enjoy this existential quote 'I Play Chess - Therefore, I Am". Avid chess players who think hard at the chess table will enjoy any of these memorable chess saying gifts, complete with reflective chess set!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Tshirts

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If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question (Bridge) Mugs

If you've ever played the game of bridge and have pondered whether to pass, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table on what you are pondering the next time it is your turn to bid! With apologies to William Shakespeare on this common bridge saying!

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I Am Not Lost - I Am Just Directionally Challenged Tee Shirts

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Do you get lost frequently? Showcase your wry intelligent traffic sign / transportation sign humor side with this signage attitude gift tee featuring the warning sign of a traffic circle. Says: "I Am Not Lost - I Am Just Directionally Challenged". Let others know that you are frequently directionally challenged with this tongue-in-cheek signage humor gift!

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Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here Sticker

Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Tee Shirt

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No need to be a geologist to enjoy this wry tongue-in-cheek seductive geology truism "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Orogeny, of course, means mountain building. Educational design shows the three different types of plate boundaries. Make others wonder what you mean when you wear this geology attitude gift tee!

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Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) Postcards

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Do you have thoughts at times? Those who think will enjoy any of these scientific attitude gifts that feature the neuron / synapse, along with the saying "Just A Thought...". Complete with biological labels. Make others do a double-take today about what goes on inside of your brain when you think with any of these memorable educational synapse gifts!

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Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny (Biology) Tees

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No need to be an evolutionary or developmental biologist to enjoy this "Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny" gift tee featuring a design that was once attributed to Ernest Haeckel. The tenet or maxim has been disproved, but remains in biology textbooks as an example of historical evolutionary thought (just like Lamarck was disproved). Showcase the various stages of the embryo with this historical scientific biology geek t-shirt!

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Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie? Water Bottles

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Are you a hungry mathematician? Showcase your wry geek humor side with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pi along with the following query: "Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie?" Memorable pi humor gifts for any pi fan!

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Personalized Stationery

Decoder Is My Middle Name (Morse Code) Keychain