Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry medical and biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Nursing Is In My Genes". Great science humor gifts for any nurse who is genetically wired to take care of others as a nurse! myMolecularBiology
#genes #nursing #words #unwords #JigsawPuzzle
No need to be a molecular biology to enjoy wry scientific educational attitude with this mug featuring the homeobox genes of a fruit fly along with the saying "Morphogenesis Inside". For the record a homeobox is a DNA sequence found within genes that are involved in the regulation of patterns of development (morphogenesis) in organisms. Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek biological humor with this mug! Memorable mug for anyone still developing and changing -- whether their ideas or themselves! myMolecularBiology
#biology #biologist #molecular #CoffeeMug
No need to be an open source programmer or computer scientist to understand this jigsaw puzzle featuring Java's Duke going through a time warp along with the caption "Time Machine Inside". Make others do a double-take with wry open-source humor with this memorable puzzle! For any software developer fan of the future! myProgrammer
#time #machine #inside #open #source #JigsawPuzzle
No need to be a physicist to understand the Doppler effect along with the following analogy which draws parallels between the Doppler effect and life: "Life Is Like A Doppler Effect Arriving In Waves Bunched Together Or Stretched Apart Depending Upon Where You Are". Make others do a double-take on life with a dose of scientific humor with any of these Doppler effect analogy gifts! myPhysics
#physics #words #unwords #life #AcrylicAward
Make sure others understand that you do not want to be poked in the eye with any of these wry eyeball anatomy gifts featuring the saying: "Don't Poke Me In The (Eye)". Featuring all key parts of the human eye complete with medical labels. Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational scientific attitude. No need to be an optometrist or ophthalmologist to enjoy any of these eyeball anatomical humor gifts! myAnatomical
Showcase your geometric side with any of these "Flower Of Life" gifts. The Flower of Life is the modern name given to a geometrical figure composed of multiple evenly-spaced overlapping circles. They are arranged to form a flower-like pattern with a sixfold symmetry similar to a hexagon. The center of each circle is on the circumference of six surrounding circles of the same diameter. This pattern throughout the course of history has taken many spiritual meanings. It is believed to contain a type of Akashic Record of basic information of all living things. Make others do a double-take with any of these flower of life sacred geometry gifts! myMathematician
#flower #life #geometry #sacred #Postcard
No need to be a cardiologist to enjoy this serving tray featuring a diagram of a human heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the truism saying "Occupy Your Heart With Happiness". Sound advice that's straight from the heart -- no pun intended! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry evolutionary side with this molecular biology attitude throw blanket featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myEvolution
#percent #neanderthal #geek #ThrowBlanket
Wry suggestive economics humor comes alive on any of these econ gifts featuring the supply and demand curve along with the truism saying "Economists Do It With Models". Those who work with econometrics will definitely agree that economists do it with models. Social scientists will enjoy these double entendre economics attitude gifts that's just perfect for anyone who a model in their head! myMathematician
#economics #econ #economist #econometrics #mathematician #Magnet
Showcase your reflective side as a chess player with a dose of wry chess humor with this scarf featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "Take A Break From Reality Play Chess". Avid chess players and chess teachers -- particularly those who understand the recreational benefit that playing chess can provide -- will enjoy this sound chess advice scarf! myChess
Do you think that there's "tulip mania" in the stock market today? Showcase your wry economic bubble sense of humor with this pair of socks featuring Jan Brueghel the Younger's "Satire On Tulipmania" circa 1640. The infamous painting depicts monkeys in 17th century Dutch clothes and represents a satirical commentary on brainless speculators during the time of the economic bubble which focused on rare tulip bulbs. From the left one monkey points to flowering tulips with another holds up a tulip and a moneybag. Monkeys are depicted in partaking in a lavish business dinner. The monkey at left with a sword to indicate upper class status has a list of rare tulips; one monkey in the back sits astride in a horse. One monkey in the mid-foreground draws up a bill of sale. The monkeys at the right depict the denouement of the mania with one monkey urinating on the now worthless tulips while fellow speculators in debt are brought before the magistrate or weeping on the dock. In the background of the painting a speculator is carried to a grave. Brueghel's masterful depiction of Tulipmania lies in ridiculing tulip speculators as brainless monkeys with tulip speculation as part of a transitory existence from start to finish. Included in this design are the following words of wisdom for modern day speculators and investors: "Beware Tulip Mania It Will Happen Again." myEconomics
#tulipmania #brueghel #younger #Socks
Here's an inspirational and motivational quote by Thomas Edison: "I have not failed I've just found 10000 ways that won't work." Gifts to inspire and delight those who have a high failure rate. Quotable quote for scientists inventors engineers writers artists and everyone else who hasn't failed but instead found many many ways that won't work. Perseverance quote humor for all who look on the bright side of life! myWork
#thomas #edison #alva #PinbackButton
Showcase your wry economics side with any of these inflation gifts featuring this historical rate of inflation in the United States over the centuries until Year 2000. Make others do a double-take about inflation over the year with the wry econ truism saying: "Inflation Is Never What It Used To Be". Impress others with a dose of economic ambiguity today! myEconomics
#economics #econ #words #unwords #TShirt
Does life resemble the game of chess for you? You'll enjoy this wry chess humor throw pillow featuring a reflective chess set along with the truism saying "Life is like a game of chess - changing with each move." Make others do a double-take on life and how it resembles chess the next time you play to win with this chess saying throw pillow! myChess
If you are frequently not in equilibrium - from an economics and psychological perspective - you'll enjoy this supply-and-demand curve binder featuring the supply-and-demand graph along with the wry economics truism saying: "Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory But Not Often Found In Practice". Memorable binder for anyone who seeks economic equilibrium but often never finds it. myEconomics
#curve #economics #economist #humor #3RingBinder
Chess players will enjoy this binder featuring chess play humor. Binder features a reflective chess set along with the following humorous existential chess saying that is often heard when comparing chess to other games: "Chess The Only Game Where One Can Go From Pawn To Queen". myChess
Do you have a magnetic personality? Showcase your magnetic personality with a dose of scientific magnetic field humor with any of these gifts that allows you to warn others. Features magnetic lines of force of a bar magnet shown by iron filings on paper. Truism saying says the following: "Warning! Approaching Object With Magnetic Personality". Make others do a double-take with memorable psychology and physics attitude! myWarning
#magnetic #field #iron #filings #TShirt
No need to be a medical researcher or geneticist to enjoy wry molecular biology / biochemistry humor with this design featuring the chemical structure of messenger RNA - i.e. mRNA or messenger ribonucleic acid. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with this tote bag featuring the saying "All The Way With mRNA". Biotechnology attitude tote bag for anyone who knows about the importance of messenger RNA as a biochemical component for current vaccine development. myBiochemistry
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific humor with this geek saying tee featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle tricarboxylic acid cycle TCAC) and the following line: "My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going". Let others know what truly keeps your going with a dose of scientific fun! myBiochemistry
Geologists earth scientists and plate tectonics fans will enjoy these educational scientific world map gifts featuring the different tectonic plates of the world along with the following scientific saying: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Tell everyone the true story about the origin of earthquakes with a dose of fault driven geek humor today! myEarthScience
#earthquakes #faultplate #TShirt
Face it -- you are naturally a genetic engineer -- and along a certain train of thought a mature one. Showcase wry educational scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring RNA splicing along with the saying "Mature RNA Inside". Science humor truism gifts for all those who understand exons introns and gene splicing! No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy. myMolecularBiology
#junk #mature #inside #RoundClock
It is the case that heartbeat is a leading indicator of life. Regardless of what you do for a living if you have a heartbeat you'll enjoy this wry medical truism saying that says "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life" complete with ECG / EKG electrocardiogram of a normal heartbeat. Make others do a double-take at the leading indicator of life inside of you today with any of these gifts! myHeartbeat
#heartbeat #TShirt
If you desire to live longer and be happy and are a bridge player you'll enjoy this bridge saying metal lunch box featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge". Sound bridge advice metal lunchbox for any avid bridge / duplicate bridge player - no matter what age! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry side with this bridge saying polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the tongue-in-cheek bridge advice: "Be Stoic Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take at all of the self-denial that goes into playing the game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor with this polyester face mask! myBridgePlayer
Electrical engineers scientists physicists inventors and all who know about Nikola Tesla's legacy in creating today's wireless world will enjoy this "Transmission Without Wires" quote tee. Nikola Tesla was a futurist well before his time. Wireless fans will enjoy this historical quote gift tee which described today's wireless world in almost eerie detail! myEconomics
#nikola #tesla #patron #saint #TShirt
Do you frequently call the director when playing the game of bridge (duplicate bridge)? Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard at bridge tournaments: "Director Please". Make others do a double-take at what goes on during the game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor! myBridgePlayer
Face it - you cannot have good without the bad right without wrong black without white. Showcase this fact with this psyche cotton/polyester face mask featuring the infamous yin-yang duality symbol along with the saying "Life Always Consists Of Polar Opposites". Memorable psychology attitude cotton/polyester face mask who understands the nature of polar opposites in life! myPsychology
Let your electromagnetic side shine with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring an illustration of the Lorentz force the combination of electric and magnetic force on a point charge due to electromagnetic fields. Comes with the geek humor saying "Lorentz Force Inside". myPhysics
#lorentz #force #inside #point #charge #FaceMask
Classic gestalt phenomenon on any of these gifts featuring the infamous duck / rabbit optical illusion along with the saying that will make others do a double-take the next time it comes to interpreting data: "Same Data Different Interpretation". myPsychology
No need to be either disabled or a psychologist to enjoy this transportation signage humor cotton/polyester face mask featuring the disabled person sign as well as the rhetorical query "Does Your Attitude Handicap You In Life?" Make others do a double-take on their attitude toward life with this existential signage query face mask today! myPsychology
