Sunday, November 17, 2013

Second Law Of Thermodynamics Isolated System T Shirt


Physicists and physics majors will enjoy these gifts featuring the Second Law of Thermodynamics along with a diagram of a simple carnot cycle. Specifically the following text is included: "The second law of thermodynamics implies that no useful work can be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink." Make others do a double-take and test their knowledge of the Second Law of Thermodynamics today with these gifts!

Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Ornaments


Showcase your organic chemistry side during the holiday season -- or at any other time of the year -- with this ornament featuring the Krebs cycle along with the saying "Powered By Organic Chemistry". Make others do a double-take at what they are powered by -- whether they are a fan of organic chemistry or not!

Coded For Genealogy (DNA Replication) Tshirt


Is genealogy in your genes? Are you coded to be a family historian? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Coded For Genealogy". Memorable gifts for any family historian who knows all about genealogy!

Pi Reversed Mirror Pie Tshirts


Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Ornaments


Showcase your organic chemistry side during the holiday season -- or at any other time of the year -- with this ornament featuring the Krebs cycle along with the saying "Powered By Organic Chemistry". Make others do a double-take at what they are powered by -- whether they are a fan of organic chemistry or not!

The Electromagnetic Spectrum (Physics) T Shirt


Showcase your knowledge of "The Electromagnetic Spectrum" with any of these physics wavelength gifts. Educational, scientific gifts for all who are interested in electromagnetism!

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Vacation Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Tee Shirt


Do you love to take vacations or think about taking vacations? Showcase your wry DNA sense of humor with any of these molecular biology gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Vacation Genes Inside".

Pi (π) Day Tees


This design features the pi symbol (π) with the first 62 digits of pi in a circle around the symbol.

Ready For Translation (pre-mRNA Into mRNA) Mugs


Molecular biology attitude is alive and well on any of these biology humor gifts featuring pre-mRNA into mRNA along with the caption "Ready For Translation". If you know the process about how a gene becomes a protein, you'll enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts! No need to be a scientific translator to enjoy!

Don't Mind Me I'm Spanning The Spectrum Post Card


Showcase your wry educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring the full electromagnetic spectrum along with the saying "Don't Mind Me I'm Spanning The Spectrum". Electromagnetic humor gifts for anyone who studies physics or listens to the radio! Make others do a double-take at what the electromagnetic spectrum is all about!

Competitive Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Shirts


Do you love to compete? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these DNA replication attitude gifts featuring the following saying: "Competitive Genes Inside".

Vacation Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Shirts


Do you love to take vacations or think about taking vacations? Showcase your wry DNA sense of humor with any of these molecular biology gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Vacation Genes Inside".

Math Rules! T Shirts


Do you love math? Do you send pies to your friends for pi day? Express your feelings about math with this shirt.

The Electromagnetic Spectrum (Physics) Invites


If you are a hosting a physics party or a geek party, you'll enjoy sending out these invitations featuring "The Electromagnetic Spectrum". Educational, scientific fun for anyone hosting a scientific event or party!

Molecular Biologist Inside (DNA Replication) Refrigerator Magnet


Showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Molecular Biologist Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific molecular biology attitude today! Perfect gift for anyone who works in the biotechnology industry.

Friday, November 15, 2013

Mostly Noncoding DNA Inside (DNA Replication) T Shirt


Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following scientific truism saying about the human genome: "Mostly Noncoding DNA Inside".

Pi-Rate, Pi Yarrr squared Tshirt


funny geeky pi-rate Shirt!

Molecular Biologist Inside (DNA Replication) Refrigerator Magnet


Showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Molecular Biologist Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific molecular biology attitude today! Perfect gift for anyone who works in the biotechnology industry.

The Electromagnetic Spectrum (Physics) Courier Bag


Showcase your electromagnetic spectrum side the next time you travel with this Rickshaw messenger bag featuring "The Electromagnetic Spectrum". Educational, scientific physics bag for all who are exposed to electromagnetic fields!

Power Corrupts But We All Need Electricity T-shirts


Physics humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring power as a function of time along with the truism saying for our modern times: "Power Corrupts But We All Need Electricity". Memorable geek humor gifts for all who know about the definition of power from political and physics perspectives!

Molecular Biologist Inside (DNA Replication) T Shirt


Showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Molecular Biologist Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific molecular biology attitude today! Perfect gift for anyone who works in the biotechnology industry.

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Vacation Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Tshirt


Do you love to take vacations or think about taking vacations? Showcase your wry DNA sense of humor with any of these molecular biology gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Vacation Genes Inside".

pi day celebration is fun tees


pi day celebration is fun. Customize ,personalize and have fun with the pi.

Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking Neuron Synapse Mug


No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude today!

Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative Post Cards


No need to think outside of the box to enjoy any of these wry quantum mechanics / quantum physics sayings featuring the subject of entanglement with Schrödinger's Cat. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics along with the following saying: "Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". Classic geek humor for all who think both within the box (within a discipline) and outside of the box!

Vacation Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Tshirt


Do you love to take vacations or think about taking vacations? Showcase your wry DNA sense of humor with any of these molecular biology gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Vacation Genes Inside".

Navy Blue Pi Symbol T-shirt


A navy blue pi symbol for Pi Day.

Competitive Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Mug


Are you a competitive person? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Competitive Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek competitive attitude with any of these geek humor gifts! Memorable gifts for competitive people!

Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative Tee Shirts


No need to think outside of the box to enjoy any of these wry quantum mechanics / quantum physics sayings featuring the subject of entanglement with Schrödinger's Cat. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics along with the following saying: "Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". Classic geek humor for all who think both within the box (within a discipline) and outside of the box!

Duplicate Bridge A Game Which Agreeable Partners Shirts


Showcase your wry duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying that many bridge partners can agree with: "Duplicate Bridge A Game In Which Agreeable Partners Can Disagree".

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Mostly Noncoding DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Shirts


Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following scientific truism saying about the human genome: "Mostly Noncoding DNA Inside".

Pi Day Pirates - 3.14% of Sailors are PIrates! Tshirts


Math Laughs are funny math tees formulated to make a smile

Competitive Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Tee Shirts


Do you love to compete? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these DNA replication attitude gifts featuring the following saying: "Competitive Genes Inside".

Genetics Only One Facet Of Identity (DNA) T Shirts


Showcase your wry molecular biology limitations attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying "Genetics Only One Facet Of Identity". Educational, scientific gifts for all who study biological and psychological identity!

Quantum Physicist Inside (Higgs Field Higgs Boson) Tees


Quantum physicists will enjoy wearing this educational, scientific tee featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, along with particles such as quarks, leptons, photons, and the Higgs boson. Featuring the saying that will make all others do a double-take on how you truly think about matter: "Quantum Physicist Inside"

Competitive Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Tee Shirts


Do you love to compete? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these DNA replication attitude gifts featuring the following saying: "Competitive Genes Inside".

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Mostly Noncoding DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Shirts


Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following scientific truism saying about the human genome: "Mostly Noncoding DNA Inside".

Biotechnology Is All About DNA Sequencing Fridge Magnet


Showcase your wry biotechnology side with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Biotechnology Is All About DNA Sequencing" along with an electropherogram printout. No need to work in the biotechnology sector to enjoy!

Quantum Physicist Inside (Higgs Field Higgs Boson) Tees


Quantum physicists will enjoy wearing this educational, scientific tee featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, along with particles such as quarks, leptons, photons, and the Higgs boson. Featuring the saying that will make all others do a double-take on how you truly think about matter: "Quantum Physicist Inside"

Genetics Only One Facet Of Identity (DNA) Tees


Showcase your wry molecular biology limitations attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying "Genetics Only One Facet Of Identity". Educational, scientific gifts for all who study biological and psychological identity!

Super Pi, show the world your super power: Math! Shirt


Funny Math Laugh Tee shirts, are a great gift for the teacher or student who is a math wiz.

Hepatitis C Viral Replication Cycle Tees


Educational, molecular biology attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the "Hepatitis C Viral Replication Cycle". No need to be a virologist to enjoy!

Monday, November 11, 2013

Hepatitis C Viral Replication Cycle Tees


Educational, molecular biology attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the "Hepatitis C Viral Replication Cycle". No need to be a virologist to enjoy!

Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore Post Cards


Showcase your knowledge of particle physics and quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the Higgs boson circled in red with the caption "Not Just Theoretical Anymore". Make others do a double-take at the world at the sub-atomic level today!

Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Business Cards


Showcase your wry genetic attitude for your next introduction with any of these business cards featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable business cards for any scientist or science teacher!

Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore Coffee Mug


Showcase your knowledge of particle physics and quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the Higgs boson circled in red with the caption "Not Just Theoretical Anymore". Make others do a double-take at the world at the sub-atomic level today!

Friday, October 09, 2009

The Only Thing Constant Is Change!

Time has come and gone. There have been many, many changes this year, so my apologies to the virtual audience for Words & Unwords. Currently I have several online stores -- CafePress, Zazzle, and Skreened -- and am trying to see what will work for the upcoming xMas season. It is no surprise that online graphic artists and marketers have moved away from CafePress to other print-on-demand providers due to their policy changes earlier this year. No matter. It will always be onward and upward. You can find my current designs online at http://www.zazzle.com/wordsunwords*. In addition, I am trying to build a different brand about quotable quotes -- hence, the birth of Unfinished Polis. You can find it at http://www.zazzle.com/unfinishedpolis*

A larger question looms about whether I should utilize WordPress or Joomla, the content management system to build Words & Unwords, as well as Unfinished Polis. This important decision will occur in early 2010. Until then, I'll be using Blogger as a blogging tool.

I couldn't help but think about the Nobel Peace Prize recipients of yesteryear. One of the United States Presidents that is so quotable is none other than trust-busting outdoorsman progressive Theodore Roosevelt, winner of the 1906 Nobel Peace Prize. At the turn of the twentieth century, he inspired so many with his thoughts and deeds, so much so that he's on Mount Rushmore.

You can find gifts of his most quotable quotes in my Unfinished Polis store:

http://www.zazzle.com/unfinishedpolis+theodore+roosevelt+gifts

Just think about how inspirational these words are:






Showcase your Bull Moose and progressive side today with any of these timeless words of wisdom gifts. Theodore Roosevelt really had some very witty and inspiring things to say for everyone!

-Words

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Zodiac Anyone?

Do you know what's your sign? No need to be a Pieces or as an astrologist to be reminded of the connection between birthdate and the astronomical calendar of mythology and lore. Check out the wonderful gifts regarding the zodiac. No matter what your date of birth is, there's a gift that reflects your sign!

-Words

Monday, March 02, 2009

Aristotle's Legacy

Aristotle wrote an enormous amount several centuries ago, everything from how to study poetry, friendship, to zoology. A keen observer, Aristotle probably made his mark on politics and the study of human nature. His timeless views should be remembered even today. Here are some light, serious, and funny Aristotelian quotes for these modern times!

Friday, February 27, 2009

Photosynthetic fun for Earth Day fans

Earth Day is coming and what a way to celebrate other than with some photosynthetic humor gifts! It's been a while since I studied photosynthesis. For anyone who's been exposed to the light reactions and the dark reactions, there will be plenty of food for thought, whether it's a wry humor saying with regard to the energy crisis or the usual carbon dioxide intake that plants just seem to do. Think energy - think photosynthesis!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Duplicate Bridge Fun (or Not!)

Duplicate bridge is a tough game. It's just plain hard to get to 50% game sometimes. Regardless of how well you can play bridge, you'll enjoy any of these duplicate bridge humor sayings or advice designs. Make others wonder how you think and what you think when you're at the bridge table the next time!

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Magnetic Quadrupole Moment

I've been away and designing for the past few months. I recently did some designs with the magnetic quadrupole moment. In physics, moment is synonymous with torque or the force that is involved in rotational moment. Of course, to a regular person, a moment is probably referred to as a fleeting moment of time. Enjoy any of these unique, wry magnetic field humor designs.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Just A Toroid -- Topology in Perspective

I got fascinated with topology recently -- the thought that a donut hole and a cup is basically the same toroid is somewhat mind bending in and of itself. Geometry enthusiasts will enjoy any of these toroidial (is that a proper adjective?) gifts at Words & Unwords under the section, Another Dimension (Geometry).

Friday, August 15, 2008

Time to Get Physical with Physics

No need to be a physics major to understand that the world revolves around such topics as mechanics, electricity and magnetism, light, and even the sub-atomic quantum world. Here's a bunch of designs especially related to the vast field of physics and populated by such greats as Niels Bohr, Albert Einstein, and Nikola Tesla. Enter an intellectual world from a physics point of view with any of these gifts with a sense of physics humor.

Monday, August 04, 2008

Oscar Wilde's Wit & Wisdom

Irish poet, playwright and satirist, Oscar Wilde created a world of sarcastic wry humor that everyone today can relate to. Here are Words & Unwords designs featuring humorous quotable quotes by a person who died at the turn of the 20th Century and is still relevant in the 21st Century.

Friday, August 01, 2008

Nikola Tesla

Serbian inventor Nikola Tesla was considered way, way ahead of his time. Considered the "Father of Wireless," his inventions foreshadowed all of the wireless gadgets that we use on a daily basis. A futurist at heart, Tesla committed himself to thoughts about how the world could be. Have fun with any of these Nikola Tesla gifts!