Wednesday, January 12, 2022

COBOL Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Lang. T-Shirt

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Know about COBOL as the "Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Language"? Showcase your wry computer programmer side with any of these COBOL humor gifts featuring a retro 1970s looking computer along with the computer truism saying of today! Memorable geek gifts for all who have worked with COBOL in business in government etc.! myProgrammer

#cobol #completely #obsolete #language #TShirt

Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Ad: Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today! myProgrammer

#antiquated #code #words #unwords #StainlessSteelWaterBottle

Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Water Bottle


Ad: Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Water Bottle

Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid! myMolecularBiology

#unwind #with #molecular #biology #WaterBottle

Heart-Stopping Rhythm Inside Anatomical Heart Bandana

Ad: Heart-Stopping Rhythm Inside Anatomical Heart Bandana

Do you have heart-stopping rhythm inside of you! No need to work in the medical or musical field to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this bandana featuring a medical diagram of the human heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the saying "Heart-Stopping Rhythm Inside". Make others do a double-take with this anatomical heart humor bandana! myAnatomical

Knowing Yourself Starts With Knowing Your Brain T-Shirt

Ad: Knowing Yourself Starts With Knowing Your Brain T-Shirt

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry anatomical brain humor with this tee featuring the various parts of the brain along with the saying "Knowing Yourself Starts With Knowing Your Brain". Make others do a double-take with a dose of psychological attitude today with this funny truism saying on this geek humor t-shirt! myAnatomical

Penrose Tiling (Five-Fold Symmetry) Ceramic Tile


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No need to be a mathematician or geometry fan to appreciate any of these gifts featuring a Penrose tiling exhibiting five-fold symmetry. A Penrose tiling is a non-periodic tiling generated by an aperiodic set of prototiles. Penrose tilings are named after mathematician and physicist Roger Penrose who investigated these sets in the 1970s. The aperiodicity of the Penrose prototiles implies that a shifted copy of a Penrose tiling will never match the original. myMathematician

#penrose #tiling #geometry #math #fivefold #CeramicTile

Forensic Scientist Inside DNA Replication Humor Table Lamp


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Forensic scientists will enjoy wry molecular biology attitude with this lamp featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Forensic Scientist Inside". myMolecularBiology

#genes #replication #molecular #TableLamp

Sustained Heartbeat Inside Electrocardiogram Apron


Ad: Sustained Heartbeat Inside Electrocardiogram Apron

Showcase your wry emergency medical technician sense of humor with this electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) attitude all-over print apron featuring a normal sinus rhythm along with the saying "Sustained Heartbeat Inside". Memorable medical apron for anyone with a tongue-in-cheek medical attitude! myHeartbeat

#sustained #Apron

If Bridge Is Just A Game Then Grand Canyon Hole Coffee Mug


Ad: If Bridge Is Just A Game Then Grand Canyon Hole Coffee Mug

If you treat the game of bridge seriously you'll enjoy any of these wry duplicate bridge attitude gifts! Featuring the four card suits (heart club diamond spade) along with the funny bridge saying: "If Bridge Is Just A Game Then The Grand Canyon Is Just A Hole In Arizona". No need to be have been to the Grand Canyon or Arizona to enjoy the seriousness of this statement. Truism bridge saying for all bridge players who understand how serious the game of bridge can be! myBridgePlayer

Tragedy Of The Commons A Fact Of Modern Life Round Clock


Ad: Tragedy Of The Commons A Fact Of Modern Life Round Clock

Showcase your environmental sustainability / environmental economics message with this clock featuring a deforested landscape along with the following truism: "Tragedy Of The Commons A Fact Of Modern Life With Limited Common Resources". Make others do a double-take about the problem of deforestation today with a dose of intelligent environmental attitude with a nod to Garret Hardin's discussion of problems that cannot be solved by technical means. myEconomics

#tragedy #commons #deforestation #RoundClock

Play Chess It Is A Game Of Survival Chess Set Table Lamp

Ad: Play Chess It Is A Game Of Survival Chess Set Table Lamp

Chess players will enjoy showcasing their wry chess humor with this lamp featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Play Chess It Is A Game Of Survival". Make others do a double-take about what the game of chess is all about with this chess saying lamp! myChess

Share The Road Or Else Suffer The Consequences Postcard


Ad: Share The Road Or Else Suffer The Consequences Postcard

If you drive on rural roads you'll enjoy any of these transportation sign / traffic sign warning gifts featuring the "Share The Road" sign along with the truism caption "Or Else Suffer The Consequences". Make others do a double-take at what you mean the next time you drive and/or bike with a dose of traffic attitude with these memorable signage gifts! myWarning

#signs #signage #transportation #sign #traffic #Postcard

Mad For Chess Reflective Chess Set Geek Humor Scarf

Ad: Mad For Chess Reflective Chess Set Geek Humor Scarf

Showcase your wry chess attitude with this scarf featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Mad For Chess". Memorable chess humor saying scarf for any chess fanatic or avid chess player! myChess

Warning! MSG Inside (Chemical Molecule) Magnet


Ad: Warning! MSG Inside (Chemical Molecule) Magnet

Whether you like or dislike monosodium glutamate warn others with tongue-in-cheek chemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring the monosodium glutamate molecule along with the saying "Warning! MSG Inside". Make others do a double-take with wry educational scientific humor today -- regardless of what additives or preservatives are included in what you eat! myWarning

#monosodium #glutamate #inside #Magnet

Play Chess It Is A Game Of Survival Chess Set Bandana

Ad: Play Chess It Is A Game Of Survival Chess Set Bandana

Chess players will enjoy showcasing their wry chess humor with this bandana featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Play Chess It Is A Game Of Survival". Make others do a double-take about what the game of chess is all about today the next time you wear this bandana! myChess

My Mind Is Made For Chess Reflective Chess Set Bandana

Ad: My Mind Is Made For Chess Reflective Chess Set Bandana

Chess teachers and avid chess players will enjoy this bandana featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "My Mind Is Made For Chess". Make others do a double-take about what your mind is truly made for with a dose of chess attitude today with this bandana! myChess

How To Wear A Toga (Clothing Instructions) Neck Tie

Ad: How To Wear A Toga (Clothing Instructions) Neck Tie

No need to have a desire to be an Ancient Roman to enjoy any of these instructional educational gifts featuring "How To Wear A Toga". Comes with clothing instructions on how to drape the cloth around you and tie. Topological and psychological attitude for all who wear togas from time to time. No need to be part of a fraternity or sorority or have toga parties to enjoy! myPsychology

Mad For Chess Reflective Chess Set Geek Humor Planner

Ad: Mad For Chess Reflective Chess Set Geek Humor Planner

Showcase your wry chess attitude with this planner featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Mad For Chess". Memorable chess humor saying planner for any chess fanatic or avid chess player! myChess

Think Before You Act Play Chess Reflective Chess Metal Sign

Ad: Think Before You Act Play Chess Reflective Chess Metal Sign

Avid chess players and chess teachers will enjoy this metal parking sign featuring a reflective chess set along with the following sound chess advice: "Think Before You Act Play Chess". It's no secret that chess players devote a fair amount of time to introspection and thought about which move to play next. Showcase your chess attitude to chess players and non-chess players alike with a dose of philosophical attitude with this memorable chess saying metal sign! myChess

We All Regress To The Mean Eventually Stats Humor Napkins

Ad: We All Regress To The Mean Eventually Stats Humor Napkins

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry stats humor with this paper napkin featuring linear regression on a graph along with the following stats truism saying: "We All Regress To The Mean Eventually". No need to be a statistician economist or psychologist to enjoy this statistical attitude paper napkin at your next event! myStatistician