Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude the next time you introduce yourself with a dose of bridge humor with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard in bridge clubs and bridge tournaments: "Director Please". Make others do a double-take about what you do for the game of bridge! myBridgePlayer
Have you ever tried to short a stock? Showcase your wry economics / investing sense of humor with any of these yellow diamond warning signs featuring the following truism saying about why you should not short stock: "Warning! The Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than You Can Remain Solvent". Make others do a double-take with a dose of investing signage humor today! myEconomics
#warning #investor #sign #economics #markets #Pacifier
Showcase your wry supply-and-demand curve sense of humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the following sound observation about life: "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy tongue-in-cheek social science humor with this watch! myEconomics
#happiness #supply #demand #curve #WristWatch
Showcase your sound bridge advice with a dose of bridge attitude with this face shield featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play One Card At A Time". Make others do a double-take if they forget the rules of the game with this memorable bridge saying face shield! myBridgePlayer
No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Carnot heat engine along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day 7 Days Per Week 365 Days Per Year". Specifically these gifts feature the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude gifts for all who work in the thermodynamic sense of the word! myPhysics
#carnot #heat #engine #thermodynamics #second #CoffeeMug
Particle physicists will enjoy this mug featuring a baryon decuplet. Combinations of three u d or s quarks forming baryons with a spin-3/2 form the uds baryon decuplet. myPhysics
#baryon #decuplet #particle #physics #CoffeeMug
The term long tail has been used to describe the retailing strategy of selling a large number of unique items with relatively small quantities sold of each. Showcase your wry statistical and psychological attitude the is applicable in the e-commerce world with a dose of power law graph humor with this throw pillow. The power-law graph which is a functional relationship between two quantities where one quantity varies as a power of another is frequently being used to demonstrate ranking of popularity. To the right is the long tail and to the left are the few that dominate. Includes the saying that says it all: "It's A Long Tail World". myPsychology
Let your electromagnetic side shine with this scarf featuring an illustration of the Lorentz force the combination of electric and magnetic force on a point charge due to electromagnetic fields. Comes with the geek humor saying "Lorentz Force Inside". myPhysics
#lorentz #force #inside #point #charge #Scarf
Like it or not chess is an intelligent game as it forces its players to exude intelligence. Showcase your chess attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Play Chess It's An Intelligent Game". Make others do a double-take at the game of chess today with a dose of chess humor the next time you wear this chess saying face mask! myChess
Krebs cycle attitude is found on this cotton face mask featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle TCAC) along with the following rhetorical question: "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry biochemistry humor today - no need to be an organic chemist or biochemist to enjoy this cotton face mask! myBiochemistry
Chess advice attitude is found on this mug featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Stamp Out Mental Laziness Learn How To Play Chess". Make others do a double-take with a dose of chess advocacy with this mug for any future chess player! Chess teachers will enjoy! myChess
Showcase your knowledge of plate tectonics and Earth's history with a dose of magnetic attitude with these earth science business cards featuring reversals of magnetic polarity through the ages. Comes with the wry scientific saying: "Magnetic Anomalies Inside". myEarthScience
#words #unwords #geomagnetic #polarity #BusinessCard
If you know about plate tectonics and biogeography you'll enjoy this educational scientific bandana featuring "Gondwana's History Biogeography In Perspective". Evolutionary history of animals and plants across the continents are part of the proof that the plates of the Earth moved apart over the course of hundreds of millions of years ago. All who know about Earth's history or are fans of Earth's early history will enjoy! myEvolution
#gondwana #words #unwords #plate #Bandana
If you know about plate tectonics and biogeography you'll enjoy creating and making items with this educational scientific fabric featuring "Gondwana's History Biogeography In Perspective". Evolutionary history of animals and plants across the continents are part of the proof that the plates of the Earth moved apart over the course of hundreds of millions of years ago. All who know about Earth's history or are fans of Earth's early history will enjoy this fabric! myEvolution
#gondwana #words #unwords #plate #Fabric
Do you see a vase or faces? Showcase your optical illusion sense of style with any of these gifts that asks the key question: "Vase Or Faces?" Make others do a double-take with illusory visual fun. Psychological attitude gifts for those who know about the gestalt phenomenon! myOpticalIllusion
#gestalt #phenomenon #vase
If you work with statistics all day you'll enjoy any of these wry statistical attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with z-scores and p-values. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun! myStatistician
Showcase your wry bacterial sense of humor with any of these featuring bacteria on an agar plate along with the scientific truism saying "Get Cultured Work With Bacteria". No need to be an anthropologist or biologist or lab technician to understand this double entendre saying involving bacterial culture! Classic microbiology humor for all. myWork
#cultured #work #with #StainlessSteelWaterBottle
Bell curve humor is alive and well on this tile featuring the normal distribution curve including percentages under the curve along with the saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Make others do a double-take at how significant you are with a dose of statistical attitude with this tile! myStatistician
Wry geek humor comes alive on this mug featuring unofficial open source Java mascot Duke wielding a chainsaw along with the truism caption for all software developers: "Programmers Know How To Hack Code". Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek metaphorical computer programmer humor with this memorable saying mug! No need to be an open source programmer to enjoy! myProgrammer
#code #words #unwords #duke #CoffeeMug
If you think about thinking you'll come to realize that you are not just a philosopher but a neuroscientist. Showcase your wry thoughtful side with this tee featuring the various parts of the brain along with the truism saying for all who think: "Unleash The Neuroscientist Within". Make others do a double-take about neuroscience with this memorable educational brain anatomy t-shirt! myAnatomical
