Friday, November 12, 2021

I'm Igneous Don't Take Me For Granite Face Mask


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Geology humor is alive and well on this cotton/polyester face mask featuring various igneous rock according to silica content along with the saying with an earth scientific twist: "I'm Igneous Don't Take Me For Granite" -- a pun on the saying "I'm Ignorant Don't Take Me For Granted". myEarthScience

#igneous #dont #take #FaceMask

Wired For Thinking Neuron Synapse Neuropsychology Planner


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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry neuronal humor with this anatomical medical psychological humor planner featuring a neuron / synapse. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you are wired for: "Wired For Thinking". myAnatomy

#wired #thinking #psyche #Planner

Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Award


Ad: Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Award

Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today! myOpticalIllusion

#optical #illusion #illusions #brain #teaser #Award

2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside Biology Geek Humor Bandana


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Showcase your wry evolutionary side with this molecular biology attitude bandana featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myEvolution

#percent #neanderthal #geek #Bandana

Apiarist Inside (Tacuina sanitatis 14th Century) Socks


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If you are a beekeeper -- i.e. apiarist -- you'll enjoy this this pair of socks featuring a 14th century diagram of three beehives along with bees in the air along with the caption "Apiarist Inside". Beginning and experienced apiarists will enjoy this pair of socks featuring this timeless agricultural phenomenon known as beekeeping! myBeekeeper

#tacuina #sanitatis #apiarist #inside #words #Socks

Sacred Geometry Begins With The Seed Of Life T-Shirt


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Sacred geometry fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Seed Of Life drawing along with the following saying "Sacred Geometry Begins With The Seed Of Life". Make others do a double-take about sacred geometry with any of these mathematical geometric attitude gifts! myMathematician

#sacred #circlesseed #TShirt

Topologist (Blue Toroid) Coffee Mug


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Topologists of all ages will enjoy this mug featuring a blue torus (toroid). No need to be a mathematician or physicist to understand non-Euclidean geometry and how a doughnut and a coffee cup are essentially the same thing! Spatial visual attitude fun! myMathematician

#topologist #blue #toroid #geometry #spatial #CoffeeMug

Software DNA Inside (DNA Replication) T-Shirt


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Anyone who has worked or lived in the software industry for a long time will enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek molecular biology attitude gifts featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on your genetic propensity for software: "Software DNA Inside". myMolecularBiology

#molecular #biologist #software #engineer #words #TShirt

Measurement Of Man (Vitruvian Man) T-Shirt


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If you wanted to know about the measurement of man used throughout the ages you'll enjoy this Leonardo da Vinci Vitruvian Man design complete with various measurements! Educational informative gift tee for those who desire some perspective on the various proportions of man! myDaVinci

#leonardo #vinci #TShirt

Just Be Prepared For Wacky Weather ENSO Jigsaw Puzzle


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No need to be a meteorologist or weather fan to enjoy any of these scientific attitude gifts featuring the El Niño/La Niña-Southern Oscillation or ENSO a quasiperiodic climate pattern that occurs across the tropical Pacific Ocean roughly every five years. ENSO is frequently the cause of extreme weather such as floods and droughts in many regions of the world. Showcase your knowledge of El Niño & La Niña with a dose of weather-related humor with the saying that is applicable to anyone who lives in the United States: "Just Be Prepared For Wacky Weather". myMeteorologist

#enso #nino #nina #JigsawPuzzle

Wanted A Breath Of Fresh Air (Respiratory System) Wrapping Paper


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Do you like to breathe fresh air? Of course you do! Showcase this fact with any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring the respiratory system along with the truism saying "Wanted A Breath Of Fresh Air". No need to work in the medical field or be exposed to a polluted environment to enjoy! Memorable gifts for environmentalists medical personnel those with asthma and anyone who enjoys breathing fresh air! myAnatomy

#asthma #words #unwords #WrappingPaper

Every Pawn Is A Potential Queen Chess Saying Humor Fabric


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Showcase your chess attitude when you create with this fabric featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Every Pawn Is A Potential Queen". Memorable chess saying fabric for any chess player who sees the possibilities in each chess piece! myChess

#chess #every #pawn #potential #queen #Fabric

Just A Heartbeat Away (EKG/ECG) T-Shirt


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Make others do a double-take with this EKG/ECG (electrocardiogram) tee with the wry saying "Just A Heartbeat Away". Whether it is for a loved one near and dear to your heart or whether you are talking about life and death matters impress others with tongue-in-cheek medical humor today! Memorable t-shirt gift for Valentine's Day birthdays and anyone who misses someone from afar! myHeartbeat

#words #unwords #TShirt

Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore Anatomical Humor Metal Sign


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Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this anatomical psychological metal parking sign featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying -- especially apropos for anyone who lives an exceedingly busy life and can't think at times: "Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore". Make others do a double-take with this educational scientific anatomical metal sign today! No need to be a neurosurgeon or psychologist to enjoy! myAnatomy

#brain #full #cant #MetalSign

Think Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life Chess 3 Ring Binder


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Those who learn to think at the chess table will enjoy this chess attitude binder featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess saying: Think (Chess) - Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life. Perfect life saying for any avid chess player who understands NOT to be a pawn in the game of life! Philosophical thoughtful truism and intelligent life advice saying binder for the ponderous. myChess

#chess #game #philosopher #think #3RingBinder

Welcome To Gridlock County (U.S. Congress Humor) Mouse Pad


Ad: Welcome To Gridlock County (U.S. Congress Humor) Mouse Pad

Showcase your wry political side with a dose of signage sense of humor with this mousepad featuring the county transportation sign along with the saying "Welcome To Gridlock County" with United States Congress in the middle of the sign. Includes the following caption that is apropos for anyone following current political headlines and understand the political role that the United States Congress plays in the American economy: "Where Economic Crises Are Manufactured On A Continual Basis". No need to live in Washington D.C. or be a political scientist to enjoy! myEconomics

#welcome #gridlock #county #united #MousePad

Excellence At Chess Characteristic Scheming Mind 3 Ring Binder


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No need to be an excellent chess player to enjoy wry chess humor with this binder featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess observation: "Excellence At Chess Is Characteristic Of A Scheming Mind". Make others do a double-take with a dose of serious chess attitude with this memorable chess saying! Memorable binder for any chess player with a well-developed scheming mind! myChess

#excellence #chess #3RingBinder

Anatomy Of A Builder (Worker Ant Anatomy) Notepad


Ad: Anatomy Of A Builder (Worker Ant Anatomy) Notepad

Do you like to build stuff? Face it some of nature's finest builders are worker ants. Showcase your wry naturalist side with any of these entomology gifts featuring worker ant anatomy complete with all key labels along with the caption "Anatomy Of A Builder". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with any of these educational scientific gifts today! myAnatomy

#worker #entomology #Notepad

One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Long Apron


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Do you spend lots and lots of time playing bridge / duplicate bridge? Showcase your wry bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge". Memorable gifts for any die-hard bridge player! myBridgeTeacher

#bridge #game #player #LongApron

Acetyl-CoA Contributes To My Cell's Energy Supply Large Tote Bag


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Do you know how energy (ATP) gets produced in your Krebs cycle inside of cells? Showcase the acetyl-CoA molecule with a dose of scientific attitude on any of these gifts. No need to be a biochemist or chemist or nutritionist to let everyone know that acetyl-CoA "Contributes To My Cell's Energy Supply". Educational science truism humor fun! myBiochemistry

#acetylcoa #molecule #chemistry #LargeToteBag