Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
If you love to eat vegetables for dessert you can showcase your vegetarian attitude with this planner featuring a pile of vegetables along with the tongue-in-cheek vegetarian saying: "Vegetables Are A Must On A Diet - Have Some Carrot Cake Zucchini Bread & Pumpkin Pie". Memorable vegetarian humor planner for anyone on a diet - or who desires a vegetarian dessert diet! myVegetarian
#zucchini #bread #pumpkin #Planner
Inform others of your knowledge of health and disease with this doormat featuring the following epidemiological statement: "Remember: Case Fatality Rate Is Not The Same As Cause-Specific Mortality Rate". Includes equations on how to calculate both ratios. No need to be an epidemiologist to start a conversation with others on how these statistics are frequently mistaken for each other in the greater media when discussing public health issues. myStatistics
#epidemiology #epidemiologist #advice #Doormat
Showcase your wry linear regression side with this tee featuring linear regression along with the stats truism saying "We All Regress To The Mean Eventually". Make others do a double-take about exactly what you mean when you talk about the concept of "regression to the mean" with a dose of statistics attitude today! myStatistics
#stats #linear #regression #TShirt
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry vegetarian humor with this duvet cover featuring a pile of vegetables along with the following ponderous existential query: "Do Vegetarians Eat Carnivorous Plants?" No need to be a vegetarian to enjoy! myVegetarian
#vegetarians #carnivorous #plants #DuvetCover
Inform others of your knowledge of health and disease with this fleece blanket featuring the following epidemiological statement: "Remember: Case Fatality Rate Is Not The Same As Cause-Specific Mortality Rate". Includes equations on how to calculate both ratios. No need to be an epidemiologist to start a conversation with others on how these statistics are frequently mistaken for each other in the greater media when discussing public health issues. myStatistics
#epidemiology #epidemiologist #advice #FleeceBlanket
If you love beans and like to eat them you'll enjoy this planner featuring a cross-cut diagram of a bean seed (dicotyledon) complete with all key components along with the following saying: "Just Bean Me Up". Make others do a double-take on what you are trying to say with a dose of food for thought humor today! myVegetarian
#just #bean #Planner
If you're really good at defense when playing the game of bridge you'll enjoy this wry bridge attitude door mat featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Warning! Strong Defender Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies within with this memorable bridge player warning doormat today! myBridge
#warning #strong #defender #inside #Doormat
No need to be a teacher or work in the medical field to enjoy tongue-in-cheek anatomical brain humor with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain (color-coded) along with the saying "An Opened Mind Should Not Be Wasted". Neurosurgeons will view this phrase from their medical perspective; teachers will view it from another. Regardless of how you feel about the human brain whether physically or psychologically showcase your brainy sense of humor today with a dose of educational scientific attitude! myAnatomy
#psyche #psychology #brain #TwoToneCoffeeMug
Showcase your wry bridge attitude with this bridge humor magnet featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge sensibility today! myBridge
#never #spend #Magnet
Showcase your wry anatomical geek sense of humor with this pillow gift featuring ear anatomy along with the following saying: "Silence Is Music To My Tympanic Membrane". Make others do a double-take about why silence is music the next time you doze off! myAnatomy
#canal #ThrowPillow
No need to be die-hard genealogist to enjoy wry molecular biology humor with any of these DNA replication gifts with the truism saying "Genealogical DNA Inside". Make others do a double-take at why you are so interested in your family history with any of these memorable educational scientific gifts! It's all in our genes! myDna
#replication #genealogy #TShirt
Is there novel DNA inside of you? Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Novel DNA Inside". Make others do a double-take at how unique you truly are with a dose of educational scientific fun! myDna
#genes #words #unwords #TShirt
Take a swirl through Earth's history with any of these "Geological Time In Perspective" gifts. Featuring the various time periods of Earth. Scientific educational Earth timeline gifts for earth scientists and earth historians -- no matter what age you are! myGeology
#geological #time #perspective #CoffeeMug
Showcase your wry chess attitude with this throw blanket featuring a reflective chess set and the chess saying "Get Some Mental Exercise Play Chess". No need to be a chess teacher to understand the mental exercise that the game of chess provides to its players. Make others do a double-take with humorous chess advice today with this throw blanket! myChess
#some #mental #exercise #ThrowBlanket
If you play chess everyday of the week you'll enjoy this making items with this fabric featuring a reflective chess set with the saying: I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y'. Make others do a double-take on how often you play chess! Perfect fabric for any avid chess player who can't stop thinking and playing chess every day of the week! myChess
#chess #player #Fabric
No need to be a mathematician or physicist or topologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Ricci flow a kind of nonlinear diffusion equation. For the record the Ricci flow (named after Gregorio Ricci-Curbastro) was introduced by Richard Hamilton in 1981 in order to gain insight into the geometrization conjecture of William Thurston which concerns the topological classification of three-dimensional smooth manifolds. The Ricci flow plays an important role in Grigori Perelman's solution of the Poincaré conjecture. Memorable geometric gifts for any fan of geometric flows! myPhysics
#ricci #flow #geometry #TShirt
