Saturday, May 01, 2021

3NT My Favorite Contract (Four Card Suits Bridge) Tote Bag


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Bridge / duplicate bridge players who love playing game in 3NT (three no trump) will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "3NT My Favorite Contract". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge game attitude with these memorable bridge saying gifts! myBridge

#duplicate #bridge #words #ToteBag

Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Dermal Layers) Keychain


Ad: Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Dermal Layers) Keychain

Do you frequently get under people's skin -- figurative speaking? Or do you work in the medical field -- for example dermatology -- and frequently get under people's skin through medical means? Showcase your wry anatomical skin layer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the human skin complete with all key parts labeled. Comes with the advice that will let others do a double-take the next time they come near you: "Warning I Get Under People's Skin". Science humor gifts for anyone with skin! myAnatomy

#skin #warning #anatomy #Keychain

Spicy DNA Inside DNA Replication Geek Humor Face Mask


Ad: Spicy DNA Inside DNA Replication Geek Humor Face Mask

Do you like spicy foods? Showcase your wry spicy sense of humor with a dose of molecular biology attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Spicy DNA Inside". Memorable cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who is genetically inclined to prefer spicy foods! myDna

#spicy #inside #FaceMask

Naturally I Was Not There When Himalayas Formed T-Shirt


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Plate tectonics humor comes alive on this geology gift tee featuring India colliding with the Eurasian plate to form the Himalayas. Showcase wit and wisdom with the timeless age saying "Naturally I Was Not There When The Himalayas Formed". Raw humor for those who know that tectonic collisions happen over long periods of time! myGeology

#himalayas #saying #geology #TShirt

Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit Physics Humor Table Lamp


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No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy this scientific informative lamp featuring a jerk circuit a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with this lamp featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit". myPhysics

#jerk #circuit #life #TableLamp

Remember: Radiation Doses Are Relative Physics Round Clock


Ad: Remember: Radiation Doses Are Relative Physics Round Clock

No need to work in nuclear physics to enjoy this clock featuring this educational scientific diagram with radiation doses in millirems from various sources. Make others do a double-take about the radiation levels to which everyone is exposed with this reminder clock that says "Remember: Radiation Doses Are Relative"! myPhysics

#radiation #doses #relative #RoundClock

Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter Bicycle Playing Cards


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Showcase your wry quantum mechanics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the following truism saying: "Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter". myPhysics

#physics #words #unwords #BicyclePlayingCards

You Are Here Light Cone Space Time (Physics) Luggage Tag


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Showcase exactly where you are -- in the present -- with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the light cone along space and time dimensions. Comes with "You Are Here" callout. Conversational gifts for observers who want to know exactly where they are in relation to time and space! myPhysics

#physics #time #space #LuggageTag

Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit Physics Humor Trivet


Ad: Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit Physics Humor Trivet

No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy this scientific informative trivet featuring a jerk circuit a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with this trivet featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit". myPhysics

#jerk #circuit #life #Trivet

Take A Break From Reality Play Chess Geek Advice Fabric


Ad: Take A Break From Reality Play Chess Geek Advice Fabric

Showcase your reflective side as a chess player with a dose of wry chess humor the next time you create with this fabric featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "Take A Break From Reality Play Chess". Avid chess players and chess teachers -- particularly those who understand the recreational benefit that playing chess can provide -- will enjoy this sound chess advice fabric! myChess

#chess #teachers #play #Fabric

Here's An Eyeful (Eye Anatomy Humor) Throw Pillow


Ad: Here's An Eyeful (Eye Anatomy Humor) Throw Pillow

Take a nap with a dose of wry anatomical humor with this pillow gift featuring all key parts of the human eye along with the caption that says it all: "Here's An Eyeful". Educational science humor pillow gift for all who love to think about the eye when taking a nap! myAnatomy

#eyeball #anatomy #ThrowPillow

Do Vegetarians Eat Carnivorous Plants? Humor Serving Tray


Ad: Do Vegetarians Eat Carnivorous Plants? Humor Serving Tray

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry vegetarian humor with this serving tray featuring a pile of vegetables along with the following ponderous existential query: "Do Vegetarians Eat Carnivorous Plants?" No need to be a vegetarian to enjoy! myVegetarian

#vegetarians #carnivorous #plants #ServingTray

Do Vegetarians Eat Carnivorous Plants? Humor Trivet


Ad: Do Vegetarians Eat Carnivorous Plants? Humor Trivet

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry vegetarian humor with this trivet featuring a pile of vegetables along with the following ponderous existential query: "Do Vegetarians Eat Carnivorous Plants?" No need to be a vegetarian to enjoy! myVegetarian

#vegetarians #carnivorous #plants #Trivet

Disciplined Probabilistic Mind Inside Bell Curve Throw Pillow


Ad: Disciplined Probabilistic Mind Inside Bell Curve Throw Pillow

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry stats attitude with this throw pillow featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the saying "Disciplined Probabilistic Mind Inside". Great throw pillow gift for anyone with a disciplined probabilistic mind! myStatistics

#disciplined #probabilistic #mind #ThrowPillow

Mean Thoughts Inside Stats Geek Humor Scarf


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Showcase wry statistical humor with this psychological stats scarf featuring the bell curve (Gaussian distribution curve) along with the definition saying "Mean Thoughts Inside". Shows the percentages of a normal distribution curve. No need to be a statistician psychologist or an angry person to enjoy! Perfect double entendre scarf for anyone who thinks about averages and statistics constantly! myStatistics

#mean #thoughts #inside #stats #Scarf

Hypothesis Tester Inside Stats Humor Fabric


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Psychologists and statisticians who engage in hypothesis testing will enjoy this fabric featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Hypothesis Tester Inside". Showcase your wry stats side with a dose of statistical attitude today with this fabric! myStatistics

#gaussian #curve #bell #Fabric

Warning! Strong Defender Inside Four Card Suits Doormat


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If you're really good at defense when playing the game of bridge you'll enjoy this wry bridge attitude door mat featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Warning! Strong Defender Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies within with this memorable bridge player warning doormat today! myBridge

#warning #strong #defender #inside #Doormat

To Analyze Clumps Of Data Cophenetic Correlation T-Shirt


Ad: To Analyze Clumps Of Data Cophenetic Correlation T-Shirt

Those who work with tons of data will enjoy this wry stats humor tee featuring the formula for calculating the cophenetic correlation coefficient. Says: "To Analyze Clumps Of Data Just Calculate Cophenetic Correlation Coefficient" with the caption "Note: Magnitude of c should be close to 1 for a high-quality solution." Cophenetic correlation represents a measure how faithfully a dendrogram preserves the pairwise distances between the original unmodeled data points. Make others do a double-take with intelligent biostatistical humor with this definitional stats t-shirt! myStatistics

#stats #statistics #biostatistics #TShirt

Warning! Strong Defender Inside Four Card Suits Trivet


Ad: Warning! Strong Defender Inside Four Card Suits Trivet

If you're really good at defense when playing the game of bridge you'll enjoy this wry bridge attitude trivet featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Warning! Strong Defender Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies within with this memorable bridge player warning trivet today! myBridge

#warning #strong #defender #inside #Trivet

Disciplined Probabilistic Mind Inside Bell Curve Planner


Ad: Disciplined Probabilistic Mind Inside Bell Curve Planner

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry probabilistic attitude with this planner featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the following saying: "Disciplined Probabilistic Mind Inside". Tongue-in-cheek statistical attitude planner for anyone with a disciplined probabilistic mind. myStatistics

#disciplined #probabilistic #mind #Planner