Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Showcase your wry chess attitude with this chess saying scarf featuring a reflective chess set and the caption "Optimized For Chess". Memorable chess humor scarf for any avid chess player or chess teacher! myChess
#optimized #chess #Scarf
Do you have heart-stopping rhythm inside of you? No need to work in the medical or musical field to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this apron featuring a medical diagram of the human heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the saying "Heart-Stopping Rhythm Inside". Educational scientific attitude apron that will surely be a great conversation starter for anyone with a heart! myAnatomy
#heartstopping #rhythm #inside #AdultApron
Showcase your vegetarian / vegan sense of humor with a dose of environmental political attitude with this sustainability attitude cotton/polyester face mask featuring a pile of vegetables along with the saying: 'By 2050 90% Of The World Will Be Vegetarian If We Continue To Use Water Resources The Way We Do". Make others think about water resources with this thoughtful vegetarian attitude cotton/polyester face mask. myVegetarian
#ninety #percent #FaceMask
Timeless and prescient quote by wireless genius Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Tesla was well ahead of his time when he envisioned today's wireless society. Quote says: "Within a few years a simple and inexpensive device readily carried about will enable one to receive no land or sea the principal news to hear a speech a lecture or song or play of a musical instrument conveyed from any other region of the globe. The invention will also meet the crying need for cheap transmission to great distances more especially over the oceans. The small working capacity of the cables and the excessive cost of messages are now fatal impediments to the dissemination of intelligence which can only be removed by transmission without wires." Perfect gifts for scientists inventors engineers entrepreneurs and any advocate of technology wireless technology and communication in today's modern world! myPhysics
#physics #alternate #currents #RoundClock
Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time! myBridge
#bridge #humor #advice #Keychain
Bridge / duplicate bridge players who love playing game in 3NT (three no trump) will enjoy this tee featuring the four card suits along with the saying "3NT My Favorite Contract". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge game attitude with this memorable bridge saying t-shirt! myBridge
#duplicate #bridge #words #TShirt
Geological attitude is alive and well on this diagram featuring a subduction zone and the wry suggestive saying "Subduction Zone Embedded Within". Make others do a double-take on earth science and plate tectonics humor today with any of these seducing and eye-popping educational scientific gifts! myGeology
#geology #subduction #zone #Towel
Wry organic chemistry is alive and well on this watch featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the following scientific truism saying: "Life Is Nothing But An Organic Cycle". Great watch gift for any fan of biochemistry! myBiochemistry
#life #nothing #Wristwatch
No need to be a statistician or psychologist to understand type I and type II statistical errors. Type I error is an α error or a "false positive": the error of rejecting a null hypothesis when it is actually true. Type II error is a β error or a "false negative": the error of failing to reject a null hypothesis when it is in fact not true. Showcase your knowledge and understand of who is right and who is wrong with this statistical attitude fabric the next time you create! myStatistics
#type #error #words #Fabric
Are you a statistically inclined person? Post-it Notes contains an image of the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the saying that will surely turn all heads and wonder what you mean: "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Stats humor Post-it Notes for anyone into statistics! No need to be a statistician or statistics teacher to enjoy. myStatistics
#statistics #bell #curve #PostitNotes
Are you born to invest? Showcase your wry DNA attitude with this tee featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Investor Genes Inside". Tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor for all who invest and who enjoy doing so! myDna
#replication #TShirt
Avid chess players and chess teachers will enjoy this planner featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess Is My Second Nature". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry reflective chess attitude with this existential chess saying planner! myChess
#chess #teacher #words #Planner
Chess players will enjoy this chess saying doormat featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess Never A Stale Game". Make others do a double-take at why chess the game never seems stale to you! Memorable chess humor doormat for anyone who views the game of chess with a fresh pair of eyes each time played or for any chess club! myChess
#chess #teacher #words #Doormat
Chess players will enjoy showcasing their wry chess humor with this scarf featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Play Chess It Is A Game Of Survival". Make others do a double-take about what the game of chess is all about with this chess saying scarf! myChess
#play #chess #advice #Scarf
Showcase your wit and wisdom regarding the game of chess the next time you create with this fabric featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess Players Participate In The Hopscotch Of The Mind". Memorable chess attitude fabric for any maker who knows what chess players do when playing the game of chess! myChess
#chess #teachers #Fabric
Are you frequently lost in translation? No need to know about protein synthesis to enjoy wry biochemistry humor with this scarf featuring messenger RNA along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying that is applicable in life: "If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA". Make others do a double-take about language and meaning with this quirky scientific saying scarf! myBiochemistry
#messenger #Scarf
Let everyone do a double-take at the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) the next time you create with this fabric featuring the saying "Organic Machinery Inside". No need to be a biochemist or science teacher to enjoy this Krebs cycle geek humor fabric! myBiochemistry
#organic #machinery #inside #citric #Fabric
Do you function on a complex cycle? You'll enjoy this biochemistry humor lamp featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle) with the saying "I Function On A Complex Cycle". Showcase the complexity of your operating innards today. Science attitude lamp for anyone who functions on a complex cycle -- no matter what schedule you are following! myBiochemistry
#complex #cycle #krebs #TableLamp
No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve Gaussian curve) along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant! myStatistics
#humor #normal #distribution #curve #TShirt
Showcase your wry vegetarian side with this tee featuring a pile of vegetables along with the following ponderous intellectual query: "Do Vegetarians Eat Figs?" The fig-wasp symbiosis notes that the wasps die within the fruit as part of the the wasp life cycle. Thus comes the following thoughtful inquiry as to what constitutes fruit and what constitutes animal matter. Make others do a double-take at their vegetarian diet with a dose of vegetarian humor today with this t-shirt! myVegetarian
#vegetarians #figs #TShirt
