Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Button

Ad: Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Button

No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today! myStatistics

#statistics #stats #statistical #Button

I Play Bridge During Morning Noon Night Card Suits Apron

Ad: I Play Bridge During Morning Noon Night Card Suits Apron

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor at bridge tournaments with this all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the following saying for avid bridge tournament attendees: "I Play Bridge During Morning Noon & Night". Make others do a double-take at your mental stamina for the game of bridge with this bridge saying all-over print apron today! myBridge

#bridge #humor #players #Apron

If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA Adult Apron

Ad: If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA Adult Apron

Are you frequently lost in translation? No need to know about protein synthesis to enjoy wry biochemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring messenger RNA along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying that is applicable in life: "If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA". Make others do a double-take about language and meaning with a scientific attitude today! myBiochemistry

#messenger #AdultApron

Love Starts Inside Of Your Genes (DNA Replication) Button

Ad: Love Starts Inside Of Your Genes (DNA Replication) Button

No need to wait until Valentine's Day or a special occasion to enjoy this wry molecular biology humor truism saying "Love Starts Inside Of Your Genes". Comes with DNA replication diagram complete with leading and lagging strands of life. Make others think carefully about what you are trying to say about love and genetics with any of these educational scientific attitude gifts! myDna

#genes #replication #Button

Tectonic Collision (Himalayas) Tie

Ad: Tectonic Collision (Himalayas) Tie

Geologists and earth scientists will enjoy this plate tectonics design featuring the tectonic collision that created the Himalayas millions of years ago. Educational scientific gifts for all who understand the forces of plate tectonics and then some! myGeology

#plate #tectonics #tectonic #collision #Tie

Genetically Wired For Search DNA Replication Humor Sandstone Coaster

Ad: Genetically Wired For Search DNA Replication Humor Sandstone Coaster

Those who work in the search industry who feel that they are genetically wired to keep searching will enjoy wry biological humor with this coaster featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Genetically Wired For Search". Make others do a double-take about where you get your propensity for search with a dose of geek humor today! myDna

#genetically #wired #search #SandstoneCoaster

Remember: Rayleigh Wave Strength Amplitude Neck Tie

Ad: Remember: Rayleigh Wave Strength Amplitude Neck Tie

If you have ever been in an earthquake you have probably experienced a Rayleigh wave or several. No need to be a geologist or seismologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the following definition on what a Rayleigh wave is: "Remember: Rayleigh Wave - The Strength Or Amplitude Of Surface Waves Decreases Exponentially With The Depth Of The Earthquake". Perfect gifts for all earthquake fans! myGeology

#geology #seismology #words #NeckTie

Earth Does Not Have Just One Type Of Fault Magnet

Ad: Earth Does Not Have Just One Type Of Fault Magnet

Showcase earth science with a dose of wry educational scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the three different types of faults found on Earth. Comes with the truism saying: "Earth Does Not Have Just One Type Of Fault". Features the three different types of faults: strike-slip normal and thrust. Make others do a double-take the next time there's an earthquake with any of these psychological word play Earth attitude gifts! myGeology

#fault #earthquake #mother #Magnet

Geological Time In Perspective (Geological Age) Tie

Ad: Geological Time In Perspective (Geological Age) Tie

Take a swirl through Earth's history with any of these "Geological Time In Perspective" gifts. Featuring the various time periods of Earth. Scientific educational Earth timeline gifts for earth scientists and earth historians -- no matter what age you are! myGeology

#geological #time #perspective #Tie

Never Underestimate Your Opponents Chess Attitude Fabric

Ad: Never Underestimate Your Opponents Chess Attitude Fabric

Do your opponents underestimate your abilities as a chess player? Showcase your wry chess player attitude with a dose of sound chess advice when you create with this fabric featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Never Underestimate Your Opponents". Memorable chess attitude fabric for any avid chess player who likes to create and make things! myChess

#chess #reflective #Fabric

Optimized For Chess Reflective Chess Set Humor Trivet

Ad: Optimized For Chess Reflective Chess Set Humor Trivet

Showcase your wry chess attitude with this chess saying trivet featuring a reflective chess set and the caption "Optimized For Chess". Memorable chess humor trivet for any avid chess player! myChess

#optimized #chess #Trivet

Just Call Me Brainy (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Mouse Pad

Ad: Just Call Me Brainy (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Mouse Pad

No need to be a neurologist or neurosurgeon to enjoy any of these anatomical brain humor gifts featuring the different parts of the brain including the pons medulla and cerebellum. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring the truism saying for anyone who has a brain: "Just Call Me Brainy". Memorable gifts for intelligent people who think! myAnatomy

#just #call #brainy #MousePad

Chess Is My Second Nature Reflective Chess Set Fabric

Ad: Chess Is My Second Nature Reflective Chess Set Fabric

Avid chess players and chess teachers will enjoy creating and making items with this fabric featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess Is My Second Nature". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry reflective chess attitude with this existential chess saying fabric! myChess

#chess #teacher #words #Fabric

Happiness Is An Endless Chess Game Chess Pieces Scarf

Ad: Happiness Is An Endless Chess Game Chess Pieces Scarf

Avid chess players who feel happy when playing chess will enjoy this scarf featuring a reflective chess set along with following chess saying: "Happiness Is An Endless Chess Game". Make others do a double-take on what truly makes you happy with a dose of chess humor whenever you wear this scarf! myChess

#happiness

Heart-Stopping Rhythm Inside Anatomical Heart Jigsaw Puzzle

Ad: Heart-Stopping Rhythm Inside Anatomical Heart Jigsaw Puzzle

Do you have heart-stopping rhythm inside of you? No need to work in the medical or musical field to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a medical diagram of the human heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the saying "Heart-Stopping Rhythm Inside". Educational scientific attitude gifts that will surely be a great conversation starter for anyone with a heart! myAnatomy

#heartstopping #rhythm #inside #JigsawPuzzle

Think Green Power Think Vegetarian (Plant Cell) Ceramic Ornament

Ad: Think Green Power Think Vegetarian (Plant Cell) Ceramic Ornament

Do you think about green power? Do you know that eating meat also means consuming a lot of energy because of all the products needed to make the food to feed the animals? Showcase your scientific environmental vegetarian sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a plant cell and the vegetarian truism saying "Think Green Power Think Vegetarian". Thoughtful vegetarian and vegan gifts for all! myVegetarian

#think #green #power #vegetarian #CeramicOrnament

Life Is Just A Buggy Proposition Mosquito Humor Slip-On Sneakers

Ad: Life Is Just A Buggy Proposition Mosquito Humor Slip-On Sneakers

Do you view life as a "buggy proposition"? Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry mosquito anatomy attitude with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring all key anatomical parts of a mosquito along with the following life saying: "Life Is Just A Buggy Proposition". No need to be an entomologist to enjoy! myAnatomy

#mosquito #anatomy #anatomical #SlipOnSneakers

A Definition Of Jerk (Physics) Classic Round Sticker

Ad: A Definition Of Jerk (Physics) Classic Round Sticker

Do you know how to define jerk? Do you know about the definition of jerk in physics? In physics jerk also known as jolt surge and lurch is the rate of change of acceleration -- meaning the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Make others do a double-take with wry physics humor with any of these gifts that feature "A Definition Of Jerk" -- or rather the physics definition of jerk and its three variants! myPhysics

#physics #jerk #second #ClassicRoundSticker

Just Eyeball Your Way To Success (Eye Anatomy) Dry-Erase Board

Ad: Just Eyeball Your Way To Success (Eye Anatomy) Dry-Erase Board

No need to be an ophthalmologist or optometrist to enjoy wry human eyeball humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human eye along with the saying "Just Eyeball Your Way To Success". myAnatomy

#just #eyeball #your #DryEraseBoard

Bridge Partners Do It With Finesse (Card Suits) Adult Apron

Ad: Bridge Partners Do It With Finesse (Card Suits) Adult Apron

If you play bridge you'll enjoy this wry bridge saying apron featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Partners Do It With Finesse". Take the concept of finesse to a different level with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive humor with this bridge attitude apron! Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with this double-entendre bridge humor apron! myBridge

#four #card #suits #bridge #AdultApron