Have A Gneiss Day! (Geology Humor Have A Nice Day) Adult Apron

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Gneiss pronounced 'nice' is a common and widely distributed type of rock formed by high-grade regional metamorphic processes from pre-existing formations that were originally either igneous or sedimentary rocks. Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational scientific attitude with any of these word play gifts with a drawing of gneiss and the geological truism saying "Have A Gneiss Day!" myGeology

#geology #metamorphic #rock #AdultApron

Future Grandmaster Reflective Chess Set Pieces Socks

Ad: Future Grandmaster Reflective Chess Set Pieces Socks

Do you aspire to the rank of Grandmaster? Showcase your wry chess attitude and dedication to the game with this "Future Grandmaster" pair of socks complete with reflective chess set. Perfect chess saying pair of socks for any serious chess player! myChess

#chess #grandmaster #Socks

Get The Rhythm Play Chess Reflective Chess Set Socks

Ad: Get The Rhythm Play Chess Reflective Chess Set Socks

Chess players and chess teachers will enjoy wry chess attitude with this pair of socks featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Get The Rhythm Play Chess". Make others do a double-take about the mental rhythm that chess players fall into and exhibit whenever they play chess with this memorable chess advice pair of socks! myChess

#play #chess #Socks

Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece Geek Humor Apron

Ad: Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece Geek Humor Apron

Chess players will enjoy this all-over print apron featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece". Assertive chess attitude for anyone who plays chess with an independent thinker's mindset. No need to be a chess teacher or avid chess player to enjoy! myChess

#chess #piece #Apron

Just Being Renal Kidney Nephron Anatomy Humor Face Mask

Ad: Just Being Renal Kidney Nephron Anatomy Humor Face Mask

No need to work in the field -- although it certain helps -- to enjoy this wry kidney nephron humor polyester face mask featuring all of the key parts of the nephron (from textbook Gray's Anatomy) along with the saying "Just Being Renal". Word play on the word "real" and "renal". Make everyone do a double-take on what you mean today with this anatomical attitude polyester face mask! myAnatomy

#anatomy #nephron #kidney #FaceMask

Occupy Your Heart With Happiness Anatomical Humor Sherpa Blanket

Ad: Occupy Your Heart With Happiness Anatomical Humor Sherpa Blanket

No need to be a cardiologist to enjoy this sherpa blanket featuring a diagram of a human heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the truism saying "Occupy Your Heart With Happiness". Sound advice that's straight from the heart -- no pun intended! myAnatomy

#occupy #your #heart #with #happiness #SherpaBlanket

Oxytocin Love's Hormone Inside (Chemistry) T-Shirt

Ad: Oxytocin Love's Hormone Inside (Chemistry) T-Shirt

No need to be a chemist biologist or biochemist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with this tee featuring the peptide oxytocin. This mammalian hormone is responsible for social bonding love and related behaviors. Showcase your knowledge with a dose of educational scientific fun with this tee featuring the oxytocin hormone along with the caption "Love's Hormone Inside"! myBiochemistry

#words #unwords #inside #TShirt

Statistical Outlier Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Pacifier

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No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy any of these wry statistical humor gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with these educational geek humor stats attitude gifts! myStatistics

#bell #curve #statistical #Pacifier

Ever Since Playing Bridge Impossible Free Time Throw Blanket

Ad: Ever Since Playing Bridge Impossible Free Time Throw Blanket

Are you an avid bridge player? Do you have any free time since you became a bridge player? Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with this throw blanket featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Ever Since I Started Playing Bridge It Became Impossible To Have Any Free Time". myBridge

#four #card #suits #became #ThrowBlanket

Trust Is A Biochemical Phenomenon Oxytocin Humor Coffee Mug

Ad: Trust Is A Biochemical Phenomenon Oxytocin Humor Coffee Mug

No need to be a chemist or biochemist to enjoy wry scientific humor with this mug featuring the chemical structure of the mammalian hormone oxytocin along with the following truism saying: "Trust Is A Biochemical Phenomenon". Make others do a double-take at the chemistry behind the feeling of trust with this geek humor mug today! myBiochemistry

#trust #biochemical #phenomenon #CoffeeMug

Bridge Players Know How To Finesse The Way To Top Round Clock

Ad: Bridge Players Know How To Finesse The Way To Top Round Clock

Showcase your wry bridge player attitude with this clock featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying that will make others do a double-take on what the meaning of term "finesse" is in the bridge world: "Bridge Players Know How To Finesse The Way To The Top". Memorable bridge humor clock for any avid bridge player who finesses all the time and earns lots of masterpoints at the bridge table! myBridge

#four #card #suits #words #RoundClock

Resting Potential Inside (Sodium-Potassium Pump) T-Shirt

Ad: Resting Potential Inside (Sodium-Potassium Pump) T-Shirt

Showcase your wry biology geek sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the sodium-potassium pump of active transport along with the following scientific truism caption: "Resting Potential Inside". No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy! myBiochemistry

#geek #words #unwords #TShirt

Know Your Percentages Do Statistics (Stats Humor) Mouse Pad

Ad: Know Your Percentages Do Statistics (Stats Humor) Mouse Pad

Do you know your percentages? Showcase wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian distribution) with the stats truism saying "Know Your Percentages Do Statistics". Make others do a double-take on exactly how well they know statistics with any of these educational statistical cheat sheet gifts! myStatistics

#psychology #teacher #stats #MousePad

Team Adrenaline Chemical Molecule Humor Coffee Mug

Ad: Team Adrenaline Chemical Molecule Humor Coffee Mug

Do you enjoy the adrenaline pumping through your circulatory system? No need to be a runner or jogging to enjoy wry chemical molecule with this "Team Adrenaline" design featuring the adrenaline molecule. Scientific educational attitude mug for anyone who is part of Team Adrenaline! myBiochemistry

#chemistry #biochemistry #adrenaline #CoffeeMug

Proof Of The Bid Is Playing Of Hand Bridge Humor Trifold Wallet

Ad: Proof Of The Bid Is Playing Of Hand Bridge Humor Trifold Wallet

Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with this wallet featuring a twist on old saying "The proof of the pudding is in the eating". Featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge / duplicate bridge saying: "The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand". If you have ever been puzzled over a bid that your partner has made you'll enjoy this bridge attitude wallet that will make other bridge players stop and wink! myBridge

#bridge #hand #proof #TrifoldWallet

Just A Normally Distributed Genius (Stats Humor) Travel Mug

Ad: Just A Normally Distributed Genius (Stats Humor) Travel Mug

Are you a genius? Do you know about the normal distribution curve? Showcase your wry statistical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the Gaussian curve or normal distribution curve) along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just A Normally Distributed Genius". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of psychological educational statistical style today! myStatistics

#stats #humor #geek #TravelMug

Photosynthetic Spirit Light Dependent Reactions Shot Glass

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Do you crave being an autotroph? Look no further for wry biochemistry humor with this shot glass featuring photosynthesis along with the caption "Photosynthetic Spirit". Photosynthesis of course is the process within chloroplasts which converts light into chemical energy. Make everyone do a double-take at your light-filled biochemical side with this shot glass featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis! myBiochemistry

#energy #words #unwords #ShotGlass

Bioethics Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Travel Mug

Ad: Bioethics Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Travel Mug

Showcase your wry ethical molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Bioethics Is In My Genes". Memorable gifts for any bioethicist! myDna

#bioethicist #words #unwords #TravelMug

2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Round Clock

Ad: 2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Round Clock

Showcase your wry evolutionary side with this molecular biology attitude clock featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myDna

#percent #neanderthal #RoundClock

Mad For Chess Geek Humor Chess Set Pieces Napkins

Ad: Mad For Chess Geek Humor Chess Set Pieces Napkins

Showcase your wry chess attitude with this customizable paper napkin featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Mad For Chess". Memorable chess humor saying paper napkin for your next chess-related event or gathering! myChess

#chess #Napkins