Tuesday, April 13, 2021

This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate Wrist Watch


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Showcase your wry ATP side with this educational science humor watch featuring the chemical molecule adenosine triphosphate with the following truism saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate - ATP". Make others do a double-take on what you are powered by with a dose of biochemical attitude the next time you tell time with this geek humor watch! myBiochemistry

#this #machine #WristWatch

Resting Potential Inside Active Transport Humor Slip-On Sneakers


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Do you like to rest? If so showcase your wry and witty biochemical cell biology side with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the sodium-potassium pump used in active transport along with the saying "Resting Potential Inside". myBiochemistry

#active #transport #pump #SlipOnSneakers

Powered By Statistics Stats Bell Curve Humor Trivet


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Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with this bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) tee complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific tee for anyone who works with statistics! myStatistics

#stats #percentages #normal #Trivet

Bridge Is A Game Of Mystery Madness And Mayhem Bicycle Playing Cards


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Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying that is often heard at the bridge table: "Bridge Is A Game Of Mystery Madness And Mayhem". myBridge

#bridge #game #BicyclePlayingCards

This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin Geek Humor Table Lamp


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Face it. You are powered by serotonin. Showcase this fact with this chemistry humor lamp featuring the chemical structure of the serotonin molecule. Design says the following: "This Machine Is Powered by Serotonin". Chemical molecule science attitude lamp for anyone with a brain! myBiochemistry

#molecular #structure #serotonin #TableLamp

Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Throw Blanket


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Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on this throw blanket featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are referring to with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive bridge humor with this throw blanket! myBridge

#bridge #players #ThrowBlanket

Wired For Statistics Stats Bell Curve Humor Fabric


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Statisticians psychologists mathematicians economists and anyone who works with statistics on a daily basis will enjoy this memorable stats humor saying fabric featuring the bell curve along with the caption "Wired For Statistics". Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent educational style with this statistical attitude fabric the next time you create! Featuring percentages under the curve along with the normal distribution curve (Gaussian distribution). myStatistics

#wired #statistics #Fabric

In Love With My Energy Cycle Krebs Cycle Humor Face Mask


Ad: In Love With My Energy Cycle Krebs Cycle Humor Face Mask

Showcase your wry citric acid cycle side with this polyester face mask featuring the Krebs cycle along with the following saying in Love Letters font: "In Love With My Energy Cycle". Memorable biochemistry geek humor scientific saying polyester face mask for anyone with energy! myBiochemistry

#tcac #citric #acid #cycle #FaceMask

Bridge A Test Of Your Skill Vs Opponents' Luck Notebook


Ad: Bridge A Test Of Your Skill Vs Opponents' Luck Notebook

Wry bridge humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Bridge A Test Of Your Skill Versus Opponents' Luck". No need to be an experienced bridge player to enjoy tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude today with these memorable bridge saying gifts! myBridge

#duplicate #bridge #test #Notebook

Caffeine Most Consumed Psychoactive Substance Face Mask


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No need to be a chemistry or science teacher to know that caffeine is one of the most widely consumed psychoactive substances in the world. Showcase this well-known face with this caffeine chemical molecule cotton/polyester face mask today! Memorable cotton/polyester face mask for any caffeine fan! myBiochemistry

#caffeine #words #unwords #FaceMask

Relaxing Is In My DNA Molecular Biology Humor Face Mask


Ad: Relaxing Is In My DNA Molecular Biology Humor Face Mask

If you love to relax showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with this polyester face mask featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Relaxing Is In My DNA". Memorable geek humor scientific saying polyester face mask for anyone who likes to relax all the time! myDna

#genes #words #unwords #FaceMask

History Of Earth Geological Timeline Apron


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If you think about how long Earth has been in existence you'll enjoy this earth science geological time clock all-over print apron featuring "History Of Earth" -- from more than 4 billions years ago to the present. Make others do a double-take about how long Earth has supported life with this educational scientific attitude all-over print apron! myGeology

#history #earth #geological #Apron

Life Is Not Long Enough To Master Game Of Chess Bandana


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Showcase your wry chess player side with a dose of chess humor with this bandana featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "Life Is Not Long Enough To Master The Game Of Chess". myChess

#chess #game #saying #Bandana

Lost In A World Of Chess Reflective Chess Set Socks


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Are you frequently lost in a world of chess? Avid chess players who concentrate very hard on the game of chess will enjoy this wry chess saying pair of socks featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Lost In A World Of Chess". Make others do a double-take at where you truly are when you play chess with this memorable chess attitude pair of socks! myChess

#chess #saying #world #Socks

Have Courage And Character Play Chess Geek Advice Shower Curtain


Ad: Have Courage And Character Play Chess Geek Advice Shower Curtain

Showcase your wry chess attitude with a dose of sound chess advice whenever you take a bath or shower with this shower curtain featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Have Courage And Character Play Chess". No need to be an avid chess player to enjoy! myChess

#chess #teachers #words #ShowerCurtain

Do Vegetarians Eat Figs? (Pile Of Vegetables) Neck Tie


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Showcase your wry vegetarian side with this tie featuring a pile of vegetables along with the following ponderous intellectual query: "Do Vegetarians Eat Figs?" The fig-wasp symbiosis notes that the wasps die within the fruit as part of the the wasp life cycle. Thus comes the following thoughtful inquiry as to what constitutes fruit and what constitutes animal matter. Make others do a double-take at their vegetarian diet with a dose of vegetarian humor with this necktie! myVegetarian

#vegetarians #figs #NeckTie

Speed Limit 186 282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) T-Shirt


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Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186 282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally in terms of processing what you can see and figuratively! myPhysics

#speed #limit #physics #TShirt

Train Your Brain Eliminate Sensation Of Fatigue Face Mask


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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry brainy attitude with this polyester face mask featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following sound advice for any avid exerciser (e.g. marathons ultra-marathons): "Train Your Brain Eliminate The Sensation Of Fatigue". myAnatomy

#brain #brainy #train #FaceMask

One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Keychain


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Do you spend lots and lots of time playing bridge / duplicate bridge? Showcase your wry bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge". Memorable gifts for any die-hard bridge player! myBridge

#bridge #game #player #Keychain

Monday, April 12, 2021

Bridge Players Do It With The Endgame In Mind Business Card


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If you play bridge and take the game seriously you'll enjoy introducing yourself with any of these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With The Endgame In Mind". Make others do a double-take about what bridge players do and why they do it at the bridge table! myBridge

#four #card #suits #bridge #BusinessCard