Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Warning! Barracuda Inside Spiral Notebook

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Is there a barracuda inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy any of these double-entendre gifts featuring a picture of a barracuda along with the following saying: "Warning! Barracuda Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with any of these gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Edison Needle Haystack Theory Quote Mouse Pad

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Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla were both scientists and inventors, yet they were worlds apart when it came to methods. Showcase the words of wisdom by Nikola Tesla with this quote on any of these gifts: "If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety percent of his labor." Perfect Tesla quote gifts for engineers, scientists, inventors, and all those who understand that a little theory and calculation can go a long way in terms of saved labor!

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All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle (Biology) Shirts

tagged with: mitosis, regulation, interphase, biology, biologist, pathways, cell, cell biology, science, saying, words and unwords, cell cycle, phases, medical

No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring the various phases of the cell cycle, along with the truism saying "All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle". Make others do a double-take with a dose of realist scientific humor today!

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Los Angeles To San Joaquin Valley, California 4.25x5.5 Paper Invitation Card

tagged with: geography, geographer, picture earth, 3-d, stereoscopic image pair, los angeles, california, san joaquin valley, san joaquin, valley, satellite, photo, satellite image, landscape, science, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords

Enjoy seeing California in 3-D via a stereoscopic image pair? You'll enjoy these 3-D gifts featuring a satellite photo of California from Los Angeles to San Joaquin Valley. Complete with instructions on how to view 3-D. No need to be a geographer or earth scientist to enjoy this visual display from Picture Earth!

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My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence Dart Boards

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Mathematicians will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence". Existential humor gifts for all who think about pi all the time - especially when eating pie!

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Small Square Tile

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Showcase your wry chemical molecule attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of glucose along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose".

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Nipponosaurus (Lambeosaurine Hadrosaurid) Tshirt

tagged with: nipponosaurus, dinosaur fan, words and unwords, paleontologist, prehistoric, paleontology, lambeosurine hadrosaurid, extinct, dinosaur, cretaceous period, educational resources, attitude, scientist

Hadrosaurids or duck-billed dinosaurs are members of the family Hadrosauridae. One of lambeosaurines (Lambeosaurinae) had hollow cranial crests or tubes, and were generally less bulky, and included in this subfamily were the Nipponosaurus which existed during the Cretaceous Period. Showcase your prehistoric dinosaur fan side with any of these gifts featuring Nipponosaurus!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence (Skin Layers) Stamps

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Showcase your wry dermatological side with a dose of skin layer attitude the next time you send correspondence with these scientific, anatomical stamps featuring all key parts of the skin along with the saying "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence".

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Life's Music Found Inside (Electrocardiogram) Round Pendant Necklace

tagged with: heartbeat, rhythm, electrocardiogram, inside, cardiology, life's music found inside, heartbeat rhythm, life's music, heart attack survivor, words and unwords, medical technology, ekg, doctor

No need to work the medical field to enjoy this necklace featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the truism saying "Life's Music Found Inside". Memorable gift for anyone with a heartbeat!

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Changing Moment To Moment (Magnetism Humor) Laptop Decals

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Are you changing from moment to moment? Make others do a double-take with any of these wry magnetic gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying "Changing Moment To Moment". Educational physics and psychology fun for all those who understand the physics definition of moment!

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Afflicted With Chess Madness (Chess Set) Shirt

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Are you a chess player who cannot stop thinking about chess strategies or chess moves? Showcase your wry chess humor side with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Afflicted With Chess Madness (Chess Set)".

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Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Double-Sided Ceramic Round Christmas Ornament

tagged with: money, sun, solar energy, what a source of power, thomas edison, quote, quotation, solar power enthusiast, words and unwords, edison, environmentalist, clean energy, solar power, science, scientist, inventor, entrepreneur, attitude, inventors

The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy any of these Thomas Edison quote gifts that contain one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" Gifts for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy!

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Jabberwocky (Lewis Carroll Through Looking Glass) Courier Bags

tagged with: jabberwocky poem, lewis carroll, black adder font, through the looking glass, alice in wonderland, john tenniel, words and unwords, nonsensical, illogical, poem, poetry, made up words, onomatopoeia

Showcase your Wonderland attitude with this Rickshaw messenger bag featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem as found in "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated with the Jabberwock creature by John Tenniel. Nonsensical poetry fun for whenever you travel and slay beasts!

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Beekeepers Know Honey Never Spoils Dartboards

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Beekeepers who love honey will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a honey wand dripping with honey along with the saying "Beekeepers Know Honey Never Spoils".

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Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Twists And Turns T-shirt

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Do you view life as nothing but a series of twists and turns? Showcase your wry molecular biology side with a dose of scientific, educational fun with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Twists And Turns". Make others do a double-take on what life is all about with these biology truism saying gifts today! Featuring double-entendre on the code of life!

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Will Play Duplicate Bridge For Food (Card Suits) BooginHead Pacifier

Duplicate bridge players hungry for bridge will enjoy any of these wry bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Will Play Duplicate Bridge For Food". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge attitude at your next bridge game!

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Siege Machine (Circa 1480) Leonardo da Vinci Dart Boards

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Italian Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci had many different interests - art, anatomy, science, invention. Showcase da Vinci's engineer side with any of these gifts featuring his infamous drawing of a "Siege Machine" circa 1480. Historical military enthusiasts will enjoy any of these vintage drawing gifts featuring the lesser known contribution of da Vinci to field of warcraft / defense!

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Signal Ahead (Sign) Invest Both Bull Bear Markets Dartboard With Darts

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No need to be an economist or working on Wall Street to enjoy wry investor humor with any of these signage humor gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign which says "Signal Ahead" along with the caption "Invest In Both Bull & Bear Markets".

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Patterns Of Emergence (Dalmatian Optical Illusion) T-shirts

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Showcase the "Patterns Of Emergence" with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring a Dalmatian that appears out of nowhere. Can you find the Dalamatian? No need to be a psychologist or cognitive scientist to understand the way complex systems and patterns arise out of a multiplicity of relatively simple interactions. Make others do a double-take with any of these "Patterns Of Emergence" gifts!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Grocery Tote Bag

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Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with these rock-paper-scissors warning signage gifts!

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