Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, September 17, 2015

Life Is A Renal Existence (Kidney Nephron) Postage Stamps

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Nephrologists, along with kidney donors and recipients, will enjoy sending correspondence with this wry anatomical nephron attitude stamp featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Renal Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific, medical fun with this postage featuring a kidney's nephron, complete with all key parts.

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Powered By Biochemistry (Krebs Cycle / TCAC) Round Pendant Necklace

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Showcase your biochemical side with this necklace gift featuring the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or the tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC) -- along with the scientific truism "Powered By Biochemistry". Memorable gift for all fans of biochemical energy!

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The Making Of ATP (Photosynthetic Attitude) Plaque

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Showcase your biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring "The Making Of ATP" as found in a chloroplast. Educational, scientific gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Memorable educational biology gifts for all who know how ATP is produced in plants! No need to be a biologist or botanist to enjoy!

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Use It Or Lose It (Anatomical Brain Advice) Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: use it or lose it, brain, anatomy, human brain, use it, lose it, advice, geek, medical, words and unwords, thinker, philosopher, medicine, doctor, teacher, knowledge, funny, attitude, saying, neurologist, anatomical, psychologist

Showcase your wry brainy side with a dose of sound anatomical advice with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Use It Or Lose It".

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Attitude) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: stats, percentages, normal distribution curve, statistics, statistician, bell curve, psychology, powered by statistics, words and unwords, geek, humor

Are you powered by statistics? Statisticians, mathematicians, psychology and stats major will enjoy introduce themselves to others with a dose of wry geek humor with these business cards featuring the bell curve, along with the saying "Powered By Statistics". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are powered by today!

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Time Machine Inside (Open Source Duke) Wrist Watches

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No need to be an open source programmer or computer scientist to understand time warp humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke going through a time warp, along with the caption "Time Machine Inside". Make others do a double-take with wry open-source humor with this watch! For all software developers who are fans of time travel machines!

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Nebulous Explosion Inside (Crab Nebula) Round Clock

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No need to be an astronomer familiar with catalogue designations M1, NGC 1952, Taurus A to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the infamous picture of the Crab Nebula along with the saying "Nebulous Explosion Inside". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with supernova galactic attitude!

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Life Is A Matter Of Convection (Earth Science) T-shirt

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No need to be an earth scientist to enjoy wry geological humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the proposed convection system under the Earth's crust. Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek science humor with these gifts with the word-play saying "Life Is A Matter Of Convection". Plate tectonics attitude gifts for all with conviction on how the Earth works underneath its surface!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) Round Wall Clock

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Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically Dartboard

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Wry and sly Periodic Table of Elements humor is alive and well on any of these double-entendre saying gifts featuring the following advice: "Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with any of these scientific, educational geek humor gifts today!

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Give Your Neurons A Rest Take A Nap Neuron Synapse 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

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Showcase your wry psychological and anatomical side with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following advice: "Give Your Neurons A Rest Take A Nap". Memorable advice to anyone who can't stop thinking and who loves to take a nap now and then!

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Wizard Of Wireless (Nikola Tesla Nine Pictures) 2 Inch Square Button

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Wireless genius Nikola Tesla brought us into the modern world with his discoveries and inventions in the electromagnetic field. Often called "Father of the Radio", scientist, engineer and inventor Nikola Tesla technically was the "Wizard Of Wireless" in his time, envisioning today's modern wireless world well ahead of its implementation. Showcase "Wizard Of Wireless" Tesla with any of the like 9 pictures of Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts that puts a different light on Tesla's contributions!

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Carl Linnaeus Father Of Modern Taxonomy Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Naturalists, botanists, and biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a portrait of Carl Linnaeus, Swedish botanist, physician, and zoologist, who laid the foundations for the modern scheme of binomial nomenclature in the 18th century. Linnaeus lived from 1707 to 1778 and is known as the "Father Of Modern Taxonomy". Memorable educational gifts for all fans of Linnaeus, also known as Carl von Linné after ennoblement or by his Latin name Carolus Linnæus.

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Postage Stamps

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Showcase your wry pi sense of humor with this stamp featuring the following saying that any pi fan will love: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational & Infinite Pi".

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Stamps

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Showcase your Morse code fan side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring International Morse Code, complete with instructions on how to read IMC, along with the caption "Team Morse Code". Great postage gift for any user of Morse code!

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Evolution Phyletic Gradualism Punctuated Equilibrm Round Wallclock

tagged with: biology, clades, cladistics, punctuated equilibrium, phyletic gradualism, psyche, evolution, geek, evolution of my life, words and unwords, psychology, psychologist, biologist, geologist, paleontologist, science, scientist, evolutionary change, evolutionary theory, funny, humor, attitude, saying, truism, life, perspectives, truisms

Gifts for all those who understand that their own lives can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives! Includes the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "The evolution of my life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives." Memorable evolutionary psychology humor for all those who know about how one's life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives. No need to be a biologist or geologist or paleontologist to enjoy!

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Bicycle Playing Cards

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Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying gifts for all who have skin!

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EMT Inside (Sinus Rhythm Electrocardiogram) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Emergency medical technicians -- and anyone who works in the medical profession -- will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the caption "EMT Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you do with a dose of wry medical technology humor today!

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Award

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No need to be a physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek magnetic humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the wry truism "Physics Rules For The Moment". Make others do a double-take on the use of the word "moment" with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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Go Ahead Make Your Move (Reflective Chess Set) Postage Stamps

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If you play chess, you'll enjoy any of these chess saying stamps featuring a reflective chess set along with the following words often heard at the chess board: "Go Ahead Make Your Move". Stand out from the crowd with these chess truism stamps!

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