Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, September 09, 2015

Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time Wristwatch

tagged with: success involves taking a break, success, open source, java, java's unofficial mascot duke, software engineer, software developer, programmer, snorkeling, words and unwords, code, coder, fish tank, software development, advice, geek, humor, attitude

No need to be a programmer in the open source world to enjoy telling time with this watch featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke going snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying: "Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of sound software development advice at your next break with this watch! Geek humor and advice at its best!

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Statisticians Do It Within 3 Standard Deviations Wrist Watch

tagged with: statisticians, stats, statistics, bell curve, standard deviation, statistical, geek, math, words and unwords, psyche, humor, funny, attitude, mathematician, psychology, methods, techniques

Showcase your wry statistical side with a dose of suggestive humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the bell curve (Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve) along with the truism stats saying: 'Statisticians Do It Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make others do a double-take about exactly what statisticians do when they think about statistics with this geek humor watch today! No need to be an average statistician to enjoy!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Wristwatch

tagged with: facilitator inside, mediator, facilitator, facilitated diffusion, cell membrane, protein, biology, humor, geek, words and unwords, molecules, chemistry, biochemistry, cell biologist, biologist, biochemist, scientist, attitude, saying, lifestyle

If you are a facilitator in any capacity, you'll enjoy wry biological humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring facilitated diffusion across a cell membrane, along with the caption "Facilitator Inside". Specifically, facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein. In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Make others do a double-take on your ability to facilitate in life with this cell biology geek humor watch!

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Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Periodic T Square Metal Christmas Ornament

tagged with: chemistry, elements, geek, humor, saying, truism, periodic table of elements, words and unwords, periodic table, nothing is more fundamentally elemental, chemist, elemental, funny, attitude, science, scientist, fundamental

Showcase your tongue-in-cheek chemistry side with a dose of serious humor on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements. Scientific truism says "Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Than The Periodic Table Of Elements". For all those who understand what is truly fundamental in chemistry!

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Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Beverage Coasters

tagged with: biology, wine grape berry, grape, geek, words and unwords, grape anatomy, understanding wine, botany, botanical

If you know your wine grape berries, you'll enjoy intelligent attitude with this anatomical biology of a wine grape, along with the saying: "Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Berries". No need to be a wine grower to enjoy any of these wine grape berry attitude gifts! Wine connoisseurs with a scientific bent will especially love these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Warning! Faulty Connections Inside Neuron Synapse Square Sticker

tagged with: warning, geek, words and unwords, synapse, neuron, faulty connections inside, geek humor, neurology, anatomy, biology

Showcase your wry neuronal sense of humor with any of these anatomical advice gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Warning! Faulty Connections Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of neurotransmitter attitude today!

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Nikola Tesla Harnessed The Cosmic Rays Device Computer Bag

tagged with: inventor, words and unwords, nikola tesla, scientist, electrical engineer, harnessed cosmic rays, motive device, physicist, tesla quote, wireless geek

Wireless fans will enjoy this laptop bag featuring Wizard of the West and "Father of Radio" Nikola Tesla, along with one of his infamous quotes: "I Have Harnessed The Cosmic Rays And Caused Them To Operate A Motive Device."

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Brewing The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology Double-Sided Oval Ceramic Christmas Ornament

tagged with: biotechnology, biotech, brewing, application, saying, geek, earliest application of biotechnology, words and unwords, medieval woodcut, historical brewery, biology, earliest, monks, vintage, historical, truism, humor, attitude, educational, science, scientist, wine, beer, yeast, drinking

Showcase this fact with any of these wood carving picture gifts featuring brewing in medieval times, along with the saying "Brewing The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology". Science humor gifts for anyone into yeast!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Pullover Sweatshirts

tagged with: wellington, new zealand, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite photo, 3-d, stereoscopic imagery, stereoscopic image, adventure, science, geek, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, three dimensional, picture earth, new zealand city, islands

No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pie Humor) Letterhead

tagged with: words and unwords, math, humor, geek, geek humor, irrational number, mathematical constant, baked pie, baked pi, pie humor, brain teasers, riddles, mathematician, brain teaser, attitude, life saying, truism, saying, transcendental number

No need to be a mathematician or a cook to enjoy wry baked pie / pi humor with any of these gifts featuring a twist on the old saying. Saying says it all: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of mathematical constant attitude with these timeless gifts! Geek advice humor for all who know how to be happy in life and are fans of pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Aspirin (Molecule) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: heart attack survivor, this machine is powered by, words and unwords, pain killer, molecule, molecular structure, acetylsalicylic acid, aspirin, chemistry, geek humor

Do you take aspirin on a daily basis? Are you a runner who needs to take aspirin as a pain-killer after lengthy runs? Showcase your wry chemistry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the aspirin molecule, known as acetylsalicylic acid, along with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Aspirin". Make others do a double-take regarding what you are powered by and what keeps you going!

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If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Table Lamps

tagged with: if you don't understand me, don't worry, fifth dimension, cube, math, geometry, psyche, geek, words and unwords, fifth dimension cube, psychology, geometric, humor, attitude, sarcasm, understanding, saying, think, thinker, lifestyle

Showcase your wry geometric attitude with this lamp gift featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the following quirky geek saying: "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry - I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension".

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Communication In Dits And Dahs (Morse Code) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: communication, code, words and unwords, communication in dits and dahs, morse code, international morse code, geek, attitude, imc

Make others do a double-take with a dose of 19th century communication humor with any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication In Dits And Dahs". Educational fun for all Morse code fans!

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In Love With My Heartbeat (Electrocardiogram) Double-Sided T-Shirt Ceramic Christmas Ornament

tagged with: in love with my hearbeat, ekg, ecg, electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, cardiology, words and unwords, heartbeat, geek, humor, saying, attitude, emt, medical, medicine, medical technology, normal sinus rhythm

Are you in love with your heartbeat? No need to have gone through open heart surgery to showcase your wry electrocardiogram attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm and the saying in Love Letters font: "In Love With My Heartbeat". Make others do a double-take about their heartbeat today with these science / medical technology humor gifts!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Letterhead

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Not Anal Just Dermal (Layers Of Skin Dermatology) Watches

tagged with: not anal just dermal, layers of skin, dermal, dermatology, skin, anatomy, words and unwords, geek, just dermal, dermatologist, skin doctor, medical, anatomical, humor, attitude, saying, educational, scientific

Showcase your wry dermatological side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the different layers of skin, along with all key skin parts labeled, plus the saying "Not Anal Just Dermal". Great watch gift for any dermatologist!

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Lost In A World Of Chess (Reflective Chess Set) Bags For Laptop

tagged with: chess saying, words and unwords, world of chess, chess, chess game, lost in a world, reflective chess set, chess humor, chess geek, lost in chess

Showcase your wry chess attitude with this laptop bag featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Lost In A World Of Chess". Memorable gift for any avid chess player or chess teacher!

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Premium Keepsake Box

tagged with: inspirational, never once made a discovery, thomas alva edison, all my work was deductive, quote, words and unwords, pure and simple, engineer, genius, thomas edison, research, scientist, experimentation, invent, invention

If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Wonderland Alice Humpty Dumpty Conversation Quote Small Square Tile

tagged with: alice, humpty dumpty, quote, quotation, conversation, alice in wonderland, lewis carroll, john tenniel, words, words and unwords, verbs, adjectives, meaning, through the looking glass, and what alice found there, wonderland, wonderland fan, satire, education, funny, attitude, lending a hand, riddles, brain teasers

Showcase your Wonderland sense of style with any of these gifts featuring Alice meeting Humpty Dumpty and having a conversation with this infamous nursery rhyme character as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated by John Tenniel. Memorable gifts for anyone into words and their meanings! Passage quote says it all: "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is, " said Humpty Dumpty, "Which is to be master -- that's all." Alice was much too puzzled to say anything, so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. "They've a temper, some of them -- particularly verbs, they're the proudest -- adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs -- however, I can manage the whole lot! Impenetrability! That's what I say!"

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Beekeeping Not Just A Hobby But An Adventure Double-Sided Oval Ceramic Christmas Ornament

tagged with: beekeeping, not just a hobby, but an adventure, apiarist, apiary, beekeeper, saying, bees, three beehives, words and unwords

Showcase your wry beekeeper attitude with any of these gifts featuring Tacuina sanitatis from the 14th century, a drawing of three beehives with bees buzzing in the air, along with the saying "Beekeeping Not Just A Hobby But An Adventure". Memorable beekeeping humor gifts for all who view beekeeping as an adventure!

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