Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, September 05, 2015

Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self Wrist Watch

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Wonderland adventure and attitude is alive and well on this watch featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following saying: "Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self ... Take A Drink". Make others do a double-take with a dose of reflective Wonderland humor today with these memorable Wonderland saying watch! Great gift for any Wonderland fan drinker!

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Thomas Edison To Invent Imagination Pile Of Junk Wrist Watch

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If you love to invent, you'll enjoy telling time with this quotable quote watch featuring Thomas Edison's timeless wit and wisdom. Edison once said: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." Showcase your inventive and imaginative side today with this invention humor quotation watch the next time you tell time and invent!

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Check Your Emotions At The Door When You Play Double-Sided Oval Ceramic Christmas Ornament

Bridge players who play duplicate bridge will enjoy any of these sound bridge advice gifts featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism saying: "Check Your Emotions At The Door When You Play Duplicate Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these bridge saying gifts!

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Economics Not Matter Of Life Or Death Equilibrium Letterhead

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No need to be an economist or social scientist to enjoy any of these wry econ humor gifts featuring the supply-and-demand curve, along with the economics truism: "Economics: Not A Matter Of Life Or Death Just A Matter Of Equilibrium". Make others do a double-take with any of these tongue-in-cheek, yet deadly serious educational economics gifts today!

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Where In The World Would You Be Without O-Chem? Commuter Bags

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No need to be an organic chemist to enjoy wry Krebs cycle humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of the citric acid cycle (tricarboyxlic acid cycle) along with the following scientific rhyme: "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of biochemical attitude today!

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) Letterhead

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No need to be a nephrologist or work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry anatomical, medical attitude gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound medical geek advice today with this science humor design!

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Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Acrylic Award

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If you like to think and use your brain, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the different brain parts along with the caption "Team Neuroscience". No need to be a neuroscientist, neurologist, or work in the medical field to enjoy! Educational, anatomical brain fun for all!

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Cell Components Inside Letterhead

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Face it - you have cell components inside. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring "Cell Components Inside". Make others do a double-take on the inner workings of their own cell. No need to be a cell biologist or biology major to enjoy educational scientific fun with these gifts!

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Words & Unwords Geology Humor Sayings 2014 Calndr Calendar

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Geologists and earth scientists will enjoy wry geek humor with this 2014 Calendar featuring various funny sayings about geology and earth science. Comes with 14 designs: one on the front, one on the back, and one for each month. Classic geology humor sayings for anyone into viewing the world through the lens of earth science!

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Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element Dartboard With Darts

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Showcase your wry sense of chemistry humor with this Periodic Table of Elements! Gifts include the funny saying "Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element". Educational fun that will make others do a double-take the next time they look at the periodic table!

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Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture Letterhead

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Tongue-in-cheek scientific humor is found on any of these gifts featuring bacteria morphology. Wry saying says it all: "Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture". No need to be familiar with the ubiquity of bacteria to enjoy geek humor! Bacteria is all around us -- in our culture, so to speak, whether you like or not -- so show your love with any of these biological truism gifts!

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Within A Few Years Simple Inexpensive Device Tesla Double-Sided T-Shirt Ceramic Christmas Ornament

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Timeless and prescient quote by wireless genius Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Tesla was well ahead of his time when he envisioned today's wireless society. Quote says: "Within a few years a simple and inexpensive device, readily carried about, will enable one to receive no land or sea the principal news, to hear a speech, a lecture, or song or play of a musical instrument, conveyed from any other region of the globe. The invention will also meet the crying need for cheap transmission to great distances, more especially over the oceans. The small working capacity of the cables and the excessive cost of messages are now fatal impediments to the dissemination of intelligence which can only be removed by transmission without wires." Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, engineers, entrepreneurs, and any advocate of technology, wireless technology, and communication in today's modern world!

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Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi (Pi Pie) Wristwatches

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Tell time with a dose of existential math geek attitude with this watch featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following pi fan saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) BooginHead Pacifier

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Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude gifts with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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Morse Matters In The Modern Age (Morse Code) Round Wallclock

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Do you believe that Morse code matters today? Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code and the truism saying "Morse Matters In The Modern Age". Educational modern communication gifts featuring classic 19th century code. Make others do a double-take at the contributions of Samuel Morse in the 21st century!

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Stay In The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole Moment) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

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Showcase your wry physics geek attitude with any of these featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Stay In The Moment". Moment humor for all who know how to stay in the moment!

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Speed Chess Is My Modus Operandi Reflective Chess Dartboard With Darts

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If you love to play speed chess, you'll enjoy any of these chess attitude gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Speed Chess Is My Modus Operandi".

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We All Live A Reflective Life (Wonderland) Gift Box

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Are you reflective in life? Showcase your reflective side with a touch of vintage timelessness with any of these Wonderland gifts featuring Alice going through the mirror, as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There". Make others do a double-take today with this life truism saying "We All Live A Reflective Life"! Thoughtful gifts for thinkers!

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Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Rectangular Belt Buckle

Do you frequently call the director when playing the game of bridge (duplicate bridge)? Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard at bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take at what goes on during the game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor!

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Vase Or Faces? (Optical Illusion) Cake Topper

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Do you see a vase or faces? Showcase your optical illusion sense of style with any of these gifts that asks the key question: "Vase Or Faces?" Make others do a double-take with illusory visual fun. Psychological attitude illusion gifts for those who know about the gestalt phenomenon!

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