Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, July 13, 2015

My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Stamps

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No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor with this postage featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting intellectual style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with this magnetic quadrupole moment stamp the next time you send correspondence!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Belt Buckles

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If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Pattern Recognition Is The Name Of The Game Chess T-shirts

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Chess players and chess teachers will enjoy any of these wry chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Pattern Recognition Is The Name Of The Game". Make others do a double-take about what the game of chess is all about with this chess truism!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Puzzle

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Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Mental Toughness Is Part Of My DNA Tee Shirts

tagged with: mental toughness, part of my dna, dna, geek, psyche, biopsychology, dna humor, dna replication, words and unwords, molecular biologist, psychologist, scientist, attitude, saying

Are you a mentally tough person? Showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Mental Toughness Is Part Of My DNA". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bio-psychology geek attitude today!

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One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

Showcase your wry bridge sense of humor the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Memorable business cards for any bridge teacher, bridge club owner, or avid bridge player!

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da Vinci Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience Dartboard

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Showcase your timeless sense of wisdom with any of these da Vinci quotation gifts featuring self-portrait of Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci along with the following observation about the relationship between wisdom and experience: "Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience".

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Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium (Economics) iPad 3 Decal

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Make others do a double-take with any of these supply-and-demand curve gifts featuring the cross-out sign along with the wry econ humor saying "Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium". Let others know that financial matters are hardly in balance when it comes to your pocketbook with any of these educational, economical truism sayings! No need to be an economist to enjoy!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Lunchbox

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Showcase your wry optical illusionist side the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox which asks "Which Orange Circle Is Larger?" Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion lunchbox for all who enjoy visual humor.

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Welcome To Preppers County (Sign Humor) Skins For Kindle Fire

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Are you ready for Armageddon? Or at least, a common natural disaster scenario such as flood or earthquake? Showcase your attitude toward being prepared with any of these sign humor gifts featuring the county transportation sign along with the saying "Welcome To Preppers County".

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Sunday, July 12, 2015

Be Powerful (Power Equations) Study Physics Tshirt

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No need to be a physicist or physics teacher or physics major to enjoy any of these educational, informative gifts featuring four different equations for power along with the saying "Be Powerful Study Physics". Classic geek humor at its best for all who study physics and are powerful because of their knowledge!

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Are Winter Storms Like Nemo Fluke Or New Reality? Belt Buckles

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Showcase your meteorological sense of style with any of these gifts featuring a satellite photo of Winter Storm Nemo taken by NASA along with the following ponderous caption: "Are Winter Storms Like Nemo A Fluke Or The New Reality In A World Of Climate Change?"

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Nikola Tesla Harnessed The Cosmic Rays Device Bicycle Poker Cards

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Showcase your wizard of wireless attitude with any of these gifts featuring "Father of Radio" and "Father of Wireless" Nikola Tesla along with one of his infamous quotes: "I Have Harnessed The Cosmic Rays And Caused Them To Operate A Motive Device". No need to be a genius to know about the impact of wireless on today's technology and society!

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Plant Biotechnology In Perspective (Transgenesis) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Agriculturists and molecular biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Plant Biotechnology In Perspective". Illustrates the creation of a new cultivar via three ways: conventional breeding, transgenesis, and cisgenesis. Mendelian and molecular biology attitude for all who know about plant biotechnology!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Galaxy SII Cover

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Stamps

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Showcase your wry biological / biochemical side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the electron transport chain along with the following scientific truism saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation".

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Skins For Laptops

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Letterhead Design

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Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code, along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today!

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I'm Confused At The Moment (Quadrupole Moment) Customized Letterhead

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No need to be a confused physics major or physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek geek humor with any of these gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the truism saying "I'm Confused At The Moment". Double-entendre word-play gifts for all who know about the term "moment" in the world of physics!

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Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life (ECG/EKG) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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Showcase heartbeat rhythm attitude with these business cards with the truism saying: "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life". Customizable business cards for your EMT needs!

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