Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, July 12, 2015

This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin Skins For 17" Laptops

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Melatonin is the sleep molecule. Showcase your wry scientific chemical molecule side with any of these gifts featuring melatonin, along with the scientific truism saying "This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin". Whether you ingest melatonin or not, get a good night's sleep with any of these chemical geek humor attitude gifts!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Wallclock

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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In Re Morse (Morse Code) Clock

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No need to be a programmer or work in the legal field to enjoy wry linguistic humor on any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the saying "In Re Morse" -- meaning, "pertaining to Morse". Showcase your educational Morse code attitude today! Perfect geek humor gifts for wireless fans who know about Morse code!

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Normal Pulse Inside (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Rectangular Belt Buckles

tagged with: normal pulse inside, heartbeat, normal pulse, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, medical, emt, medicine, words and unwords, saying, attitude, humor, medical technology

Showcase your wry medical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the saying "Normal Pulse Inside".

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Stationery

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, geek, skin, it helps to have, a thick skin

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin". Make others do a double-take about the attitude necessary to deal with all of the rejections in life with a dose of skin humor today!

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I'm Confused At The Moment (Quadrupole Moment) Postage Stamp

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Showcase your wry geek sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a quadrupole magnetic moment along with the saying "I'm Confused At The Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek attitude with this science humor postage!

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Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In Thought Behind It Pullover Sweatshirt

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Avid chess players who enjoy the beauty of a chess move will enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following thought: "The Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In The Thought Behind It".

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Display Plaque

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPad Mini Cases

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Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Bioethics Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Tees

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Showcase your wry ethical molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Bioethics Is In My Genes". Memorable gifts for any bioethicist!

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Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy (Card Suits) Luggage Tags

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge humor today!

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Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection Postage Stamp

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Sound economic advice is alive and well on this postage stamp featuring a yellow diamond sign that says the following: "Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection". Relevant and timely investment advice at a time when the stock market is hitting its all time highs for the next time you send correspondence!

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Warning! The Stairs Of Life Can Be Slippery iPad 3 Skins

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Signage humor gifts featuring sign of person falling down the stairs -- meaning, warning of slippery steps -- along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the different paths of life that one can take: "Warning! The Stairs Of Life Can Be Slippery".

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Acrylic Award

tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Saturday, July 11, 2015

Power Relationships In Physics (Wheel Chart) Oval Sticker

tagged with: power relationships in physics, illustration, chart wheel, physics, physicist, geek, attitude, educational, words and unwords, equations, humor, power, power relationships, voltage, current, resistance

Showcase your knowledge of the power relationships in physics with any of these gifts featuring a wheel cart of the equations of power, current, voltage, and resistance -- i.e., the "Power Relationships In Physics". No need to be a physics teacher to enjoy wry geek humor today!

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Are Winter Storms Like Nemo Fluke Or New Reality? Ceramic Tiles

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Showcase your meteorological sense of style with any of these gifts featuring a satellite photo of Winter Storm Nemo taken by NASA along with the following ponderous caption: "Are Winter Storms Like Nemo A Fluke Or The New Reality In A World Of Climate Change?"

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Tierra Del Fuego Chile/Argentina (Picture Earth) T-shirt

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Spanish for "Land Of Fire", Tierra del Fuego is an archipelago off the southernmost tip of the South American mainland, across the Strait of Magellan. The southern point of the archipelago forms Cape Horn. Showcase vivid Picture Earth satellite imagery with any of these gifts featuring a shot of "Tierra Del Fuego, Chile/Argentina" from outer space! Memorable geography gifts for all!

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Our Solar System In A Nutshell Customized Letterhead

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No need to be an astronomer or astronomy teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the various parts of the solar system, including the planets. Comes with the caption that will make others do a double-take on what our solar system truly consists of: "Our Solar System In A Nutshell".

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Plate Tectonics Earth's Natural Faults (World Map) Tshirt

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No need to be a geologist or seismologist or earth scientist to know about plate tectonics. If you've ever been in an earthquake, you'll understand these educational, scientific world map gifts featuring the title and caption "Plate Tectonics - Earth's Natural Faults". Make others do a double-take about exactly where Earth's faults lie with this world map featuring the plates of the Earth!

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Billions And Billions Of These (Prokaryote) Inside Round Clocks

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There are, whether you like it or not, billions and billions of bacteria inside of us. Showcase your wry microbiological sense of humor with any of these prokaryotic attitude gifts featuring a prokaryote, along with the saying "Billions & Billions Of These Inside". Make others do a double-take at exactly what lies within all of us with any of these scientific geek humor gifts!

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