Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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Showcase your wry statistical attitude the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards featuring a normal distribution curve (bell curve), complete with percentages under the curve, along with the saying "Summarizing Statistics".

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Our Solar System In A Nutshell Laptop Commuter Bag

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No need to be an astronomer or astronomy teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the various parts of the solar system, including the planets. Comes with the caption that will make others do a double-take on what our solar system truly consists of: "Our Solar System In A Nutshell".

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Earth Scientists Think About Postulated Hot Spots T Shirts

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Showcase your wry earth scientific sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the postulated hot spots around the world, along with the saying that will surely make others around you shake their heads and wondering what you mean: "Earth Scientists Think About Postulated Hot Spots All The Time". Tongue-in-cheek suggestive scientific humor for all those who think about plate tectonics and the breaks in the Earth's mantle all the time!

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Live Large Love Chemistry Periodic Table Elements Letterhead

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No need to be a chemist or chemistry major -- although it may certainly help -- to enjoy any of these wry Period Table of Elements gifts featuring the following saying in Love Letters font: "Live Large Love Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific fun for all with any of these Periodic Table saying gifts today!

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Billions And Billions Of These (Prokaryote) Inside Custom Stationery

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There are, whether you like it or not, billions and billions of bacteria inside of us. Showcase your wry microbiological sense of humor with any of these prokaryotic attitude gifts featuring a prokaryote, along with the saying "Billions & Billions Of These Inside". Make others do a double-take at exactly what lies within all of us with any of these scientific geek humor gifts!

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Hebbian Learning Cells That Fire Together Wire Note Book

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Showcase your wry neurological side with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying regarding Hebbian learning: "Hebbian Learning - Cells That Fire Together Wire Together". No need to be a neurologist or psychologist to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla Alternate Currents Mechanical Nature Card Deck

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Electrical engineers, physicists, and advocates of wireless will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a portrait of "Wizard of Wireless" and "Father of Radio", Nikola Tesla, along with one of his quotes on alternate currents: "Alternate currents, especially of high frequencies, pass with astonishing freedom through even slightly rarefied gases. The upper strata of the air are rarefied. To reach a number of miles out into space requires the overcoming of difficulties of a merely mechanical nature."

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Shush! Silencing RNA Inside Card Decks

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No need to be a molecular biologist to showcase your silencing RNA attitude with any of these gifts featuring small interfering RNA. Small interfering RNA (siRNA), sometimes known as short interfering RNA or silencing RNA, is a class of double-stranded RNA molecules, 20-25 nucleotides in length, that play a variety of roles in biology -- most notably, involvement in the RNA interference (RNAi) pathway, where it interferes with the expression of a specific gene. Molecular biology advice humor with any of these "Shush! Silencing RNA Inside" gifts!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California 4.25x5.5 Paper Invitation Card

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Make others do a double-take with any of these stereoscopic image pair of Pasadena, California gifts. No need to have lived in Pasadena California to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo images. Complete with instructions on 3-D viewing. Perfect gifts for geographers and those who love the San Gabriel Mountains from a Picture Earth perspective!

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Postage Stamps

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Showcase your wry pi sense of humor with this stamp featuring the following saying that any pi fan will love: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational & Infinite Pi".

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This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin Letterhead Template

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Melatonin is the sleep molecule. Showcase your wry scientific chemical molecule side with any of these gifts featuring melatonin, along with the scientific truism saying "This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin". Whether you ingest melatonin or not, get a good night's sleep with any of these chemical geek humor attitude gifts!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Letterhead

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Evolution My Life Phyletic Gradualism Punctuated Galaxy S4 Case

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Show your scientific and evolutionary itude the next time you surf the web with any of these featuring two diagrams: one that represents phyletic gradualism and another that represents punctuated equilibrium. Comes with the saying for all who reflect on the evolution of their lives from a scientific, paleontological perspective: "The evolution of my life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism & punctuated equilibrium perspectives."

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Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of Dermatology Round Clock

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Showcase your wry dermatological side with any of these gifts featuring a diagram of the skin, complete with all key parts, along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean: "Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of".

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Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat ECG/EKG Pillows

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Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor with this pillow gift featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the saying "Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat". Makes a great geek attitude birthday gift -- especially for anyone who has had open heart surgery!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Round Wallclocks

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Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Future Grandmaster (Reflective Chess Set) Baby Pacifiers

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Chess players who aspire to be Grandmasters will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Future Grandmaster". For any chess player who aspires to reach the highest echelons of the chess world!

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Thomas Edison Doesn't Mean Its Useless Quote Scarf Wrap

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Inventors, entrepreneurs, and scientists will enjoy this timeless funny quote by inventor and scientist Thomas Alva Edison. Edison once said: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." Inspirational experimental quote scarf gift for all who know that it is not useless -- even if something doesn't work the way that you thought it would! For all those who try, fail, and discover utility in something else!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire

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Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Coded For Genealogy (DNA Replication) iPhone 5 Covers

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Showcase your wry genealogical molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Coded For Genealogy". Make others do a double-take about their family history today! Memorable science humor gifts for any genealogist!

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