Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, July 10, 2015

Heartbeat Is My Internal Music (ECG/EKG) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: heartbeat is my internal music, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, heartbeat, medical, attitude, medicine, words and unwords, ecg, ekg

If you think of your heartbeat as your internal music, you are not along. Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the saying "Heartbeat Is My Internal Music"!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Premium Jewelry Boxes

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Mad Hatter To The Rescue (Running Mad Hatter) iPhone 4/4S Cases

tagged with: mad hatter to the rescue, wonderland, running mad hatter, mad hatter, lewis carroll, john tenniel, humor, wonderland fan, words and unwords, illogical, alice's adventures in wonderland

Showcase your wry Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Mad Hatter running, as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", along with the saying "Mad Hatter To The Rescue". Timeless illogical Wonderland attitude for all Wonderland fans on these gifts!

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2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Classic Round Sticker

tagged with: dna replication, inside, genes, dna, genetics, molecular biology, 2.5 percent neanderthal dna, neanderthal dna, words and unwords, paleontology, evolution, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry evolutionary side with any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside".

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Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Round Wall Clock

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the following sound bridge advice -- especially for anyone who loves to play bridge: "Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge".

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Represent Your Figures Express Purpose In The Mind Tiles

tagged with: artist, painter, leonardo da vinci, da vinci, self-portrait, genius, represent, figures, quote, words and unwords, drawing, renaissance, art, admire, admirable, quotation, represent your figures, action, draw, attitude, advice, express, expression

Do you paint or draw? If you draw people or other figures, you'll enjoy this timeless Renaissance quote by genius Leonardo da Vinci on any of these quotation gifts. Quote says: "Represent your figures in such action as may be fitted to express what purpose is in the mind of each; otherwise your art will not be admirable." Includes self-portrait drawing by da Vinci. Memorable words of wisdom gifts for all artists!

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Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta Alpha Table Lamp

tagged with: wall street, sign, humor, value investor, economics, stock market, money, words and unwords, paved with too much beta, too little alpha, financier, stockbroker, truism, signage, attitude, funny, sarcasm, investing, investor, value investing, economy, economist, political economy, investment

Showcase your knowledge of beta and alpha in the investment world with this Wall Street signage lamp with the truism saying "Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta and Too Little Alpha". Beta, of course, means volatility; alpha means abnormal returns. Make others do a double-take about your knowledge of what really goes on in the financial world called Wall Street the next time you turn on the light!

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My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) iPhone 4S Decals

tagged with: visual, optical illusion, my wife and my mother-in-law, wife, mother-in-law, illusion, psyche, young woman, old lady, words and unwords, image, portrait, psychologist, psychology, gestalt, phenomenon, humor, attitude, brain teaser, optics, elderly lady, contrast, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a psychologist to enjoy this classic optical illusion of both a young woman and a old lady. Caption says it all: "My Wife And My Mother-In-Law." Classic portrait makes you think twice about what the artist is trying to say. Make others do a double-take with any of these illusory illusion gestalt phenomenon gifts! Brain teaser visual sense of fun for all!

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Yield To Entrepreneurship (Yield Sign) Wallclocks

tagged with: yield to entrepreneurship, entrepreneurship, entrepreneur, yield, yield sign, sign, signage, humor, words and unwords, entrepreneurial, saying, transportation yield sign

Entrepreneurs of all ages and means will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the yield sign pointing "To Entrepreneurship". Make everyone else do a double-take and "Yield To Entrepreneurship" with these memorable inspirational signage attitude gifts!

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Nine Bug Droids (Android Multiple Colors Humor) iPad Mini Case

tagged with: nine bug droids, geek, ces2011, googleio2011, 2011, evolution, gadgets, bug droid, android, software developer, software engineer, words and unwords, computer programmer, software engineering

Do you think about nothing but Android day and night? Show your wry Android developer sense of humor with this gift featuring nine bug droids of multiple colors the next time you surf the web! Make others do a double-take on what you think about all day!

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Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle Coasters

tagged with: wave-particle duality inside, quantum mechanics, heisenberg uncertainty principle, physics, quantum state, geek, humor, words and unwords, partial differential equation, uncertainty principle, saying, attitude

Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously. In other words, the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with any of these gifts!

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Love Your Kidneys They Are Vital To Life (Nephron) Letterhead Design

tagged with: love your kidneys, kidney, nephron, they are vital to life, biology, nephrology, nephrologist, words and unwords, geek, dialysis patient, anatomy, excretory organ, love letter font, humor, attitude, dialysis

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Love Your Kidneys They Are Vital To Life" in Love Letters font. No need to be a dialysis patient to enjoy wry educational, scientific fun!

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I Function On A Complex Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Bag For Laptop

tagged with: krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, i function on a complex, complex cycle, geek, humor, attitude, educational, words and unwords, truism, saying, funny

Krebs cycle humor is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the following scientific geek truism saying: "I Function On A Complex Cycle". No need to be a biochemist to enjoy!

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From Light To Chemical Energy (Photosynthesis) Case For The iPad Mini

tagged with: from light to chemical energy, photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions, energy, atp, autotroph, chloroplast, words and unwords, educational, scientific, biology, chemistry, thylakoid

No need to be a biochemist or biologist to appreciate the light-depend reactions of photosynthesis on any of these gifts featuring the scientific truism saying "From Light To Chemical Energy". Colorful, educational geek attitude gifts for all who know about how energy (ATP - adenosine triphosphate) gets produced in photosynthesis!

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Do Me A Favor Think (Brain Anatomy Humor) Napkins

tagged with: do me a favor think, brain, brainy, geek, humor, neurosurgeon, psyche, psychologist, advice, words and unwords, saying, funny, intellectual, thinker, doctor, anatomy, anatomical, parts of the human brain

Showcase your brainy side with a dose of sound advice with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Do Me A Favor Think". Make others do a double-take about what they should do when they receive any of these snarky brainy geek humor gifts! No need to be a neurosurgeon or psychologist to enjoy brain anatomy attitude!

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Statistical Outlier Inside (Bell Curve Humor) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: bell curve, statistical, words and unwords, inside, statistical outlier inside, statistics, outlier, statistician, geek humor, normal distribution curve

No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy any of these wry statistical humor gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with these educational geek humor stats attitude gifts!

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Warning! On Mental Vacation (Java's Duke) Samsung Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: warning, on mental vacation, open source, duke, mental vacation, software programmer, java's duke, coffee cup, software developer, words and unwords, software development, geek, humor, programmer, saying

Showcase your wry geek / open source software sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot in a coffee cup drinking whatever along with the saying "Warning! On Mental Vacation". Make others do a double-take on where you truly are with a dose of software developer attitude today!

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Do You Know Where Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies Tshirt

tagged with: do you know where,the great pacific garbage patch,environmental,earth science,ecology,earth scientist,convergence zone,pacific ocean gyres,words and unwords,ocean currents,ecologist,map,geek,humor,attitude,query,question,environmentalist,oceanography,oceanographer,pacific ocean

Earth scientists, ecologists, and oceanographers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different Pacific Ocean gyres (from the ocean currents) along with the following query: "Do You Know Where The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies?" Featuring the convergence zone in the Pacific Ocean -- which is, in fact, where the Great Pacific Garbage Patch lies. Showcase your knowledge of the ocean currents in the Pacific Ocean with a dose of wry scientific, environmental attitude today! Memorable gifts for any environmentalist into marine debris -- how it accumulates and where it is located.

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Warning! Extreme Temperatures Found Inside Letterhead Template

tagged with: warning, extreme temperatures, found inside, inside, sun, solar flares, parts of the sun, words and unwords, geek, humor, astronomy, astronomer, scientist, hot, attitude, space

Do you frequently feel as hot as the Sun at times? No need to be an astronomer or a fan of the Sun to enjoy any of these wry geek humor gifts featuring a cut-out of the Sun, with parts labeled, along with the following saying: "Warning! Extreme Temperatures Found Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with a dose of tongue-in-cheek astronomical attitude today!

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Alchemist Inside (Medieval Alchemy)

tagged with: alchemy, alchemist inside, medieval, medieval alchemy, inside, humor, chemistry, turning lead into gold, two-headed person, words and unwords, religion, attitude, chemist, science, scientist, geek, funny, alchemist, methods, techniques

Even if you do not turn lead into gold, chemists and alchemists of all ages will enjoy this medieval alchemy design, with the caption "Alchemist Inside". Gifts for all those who enjoy the scientific religious pursuit of alchemy in modern times!

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