Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, July 09, 2015

Need A Knight? (Software Developer Humor) Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: bug droid, query, rhetorical question, project manager, android, need a knight, knight chess piece, software developer, software engineer, open source, geek, humor, itude, engineer, programmer, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, software engineering

No need to be a chess player to enjoy wry Android software developer humor with any of these gifts featuring the Android robot / bug droid along with the tongue-in-cheek query -- either at the beginning or end of a project: "Need A Knight?" Knight can mean knight in black armor or knight can mean "night" -- as in more time. Show your warped open source software engineer today with these memorable rhetorical question gifts! Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Radiation Dose Chart (Physics) Spiral Notebooks

tagged with: radiation dose chart, physics, radiation, radiation chart, educational, scientific, physicist, words and unwords, science, radiation dosage, millirems, comparative perspective on radiation

Kudos goes to Randall Munroe of XKCD fame who created this "Radiation Dose Chart" and released the chart into the public domain. Educational chart puts the concept of radiation dose into comparative perspective. No need to work in the health or medicine or physics fields to understand what radiation dosage is all about with any of these gifts featuring a "Radiation Dose Chart". Memorable gifts for anyone who has ever had exposure to any level of radiation!

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College Fjord Prince William Sound Alaska Shirts

tagged with: picture earth, visible earth, college fjord, inlet, fjord, prince william sound, alaska, nature, landscape, vivid, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite imagery, satellite geography, science, scientist, visual, geography, geographer, words and unwords, attitude, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords

No need to be a fan of fjords to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo imagery gifts featuring College Fjord of Prince William Sound, Alaska. Memorable scientific Picture Earth geography gifts for all those who love Alaska and its breathtaking landscape -- even from outer space!

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I Function On A Complex Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, i function on a complex, complex cycle, geek, humor, attitude, educational, words and unwords, truism, saying, funny, citric acid cycle

Do you function on a complex cycle? Showcase your wry Krebs cycle attitude with a dose of educational, scientific flair with any of these gifts featuring the saying "I Function On A Complex Cycle". Make others do a double-take regarding how energy is produced in their cells with these citric acid cycle saying gifts!

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) Round Clock

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

No need to be a nephrologist or work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry anatomical, medical attitude gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound medical geek advice today with this science humor design!

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I Move Mountains At Work (Software Developer) Cover For iPhone 5C

tagged with: software developer, geek, i move mountains at work, software engineer, java duke, crane, words and unwords, open source programmer, work humor, humor

Software developers and software engineers will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek picture of Java's mascot Duke pushing or pulling on a level to move a virtual mountain in the background. Comes with the truism saying for all who work their magic with code: "I Move Mountains At Work". Gifts for all who know exactly what they do at work! Open source attitude fun!

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Think Make The Neuronal Connections Happen (Brain) Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: think, psyche, thinker, psychiatry, psychology, make the neuronal connections happen, anatomy, words and unwords, geek, advice, brain parts, human brain, brainy, humor, attitude, saying

Showcase your wry anatomical brainy sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Think Make The Neuronal Connections Happen".

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: who said that, i was normal, stats, geek, humor, statistician, bell curve, statistics, words and unwords, funny, query, question, attitude, rhetorical question, geek speak, saying

Statistical bell curve attitude is alive and well with any of these normal distribution curve gifts featuring percentages under the curve along with the saying "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of stats geek humor today!

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The Rock Cycle (Geology Earth Science) Mouse Pad

tagged with: the rock cycle,rocks,geology,earth science,geologist,earth scientist,rock fan,rock hound,scientist,words and unwords,geek,attitude

No need to be a rock hound or geologist to appreciate any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring "The Rock Cycle". Make others do a double-take on the cycle that rocks traverse through over several hundred million years!

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Decals For Laptops

tagged with: geophysics, astronomy, astronomer, earth science, earth scientist, science, scientist, orbital variation, geek, words and unwords, humor, attitude, educational, earth, tilt, axes, eccentricity, orbit

If you are an astronomer, you'll enjoy this design featuring orbital variation on any of these gifts. Earth scientists, geophysicists, and astronomers know that eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the Earth's orbit determined climatic patterns on Earth. Make others do a double-take with scientific, educational humor featuring orbital variation!

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Multipotent Inside (Blood Cell Formation Humor) iPad Cover

tagged with: multipotent inside, multipotency, blood cell formation, health, medicine, hematology, geek, humor, words and unwords, hematologist, polymath, renaissance person, multipotent

Let your wry medical sense of humor shine the next time you use this cover featuring blood cell formation along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Multipotent Inside".

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When Looking For Elements Follow The Periodic Law Luggage Tag

tagged with: chemistry, elements, geek, humor, truism, periodic table of elements, periodic table, words and unwords, when looking for elements, follow the periodic law, chemist, elemental, funny, attitude, saying, science, scientist, chemistry major, educational, researcher, elements of nature, advice

If you are looking for specific elements, you should always follow the periodic law. Chemists and chemistry majors will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek scientific educational design featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the apropos advice "When Looking For Elements Follow The Periodic Law". Periodic table gifts for anyone researching the elements and/or trying to discover new ones!

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Restructuring My Neurotransmitters Is Hard To Do Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: restructuring my neurotransmitters, is hard to do, neurotransmitters, neurons, synapse, words and unwords, geek, saying, attitude, medical, medicine, funny, learning, learner, learn

Neuron / synapse humor is alive and well with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse (neurotransmitter) along with the following scientific geek humor truism saying: "Restructuring My Neurotransmitters Is Hard To Do".

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Nikola Tesla Needle In Haystack Theory Calculation Belt Buckle

tagged with: nikola tesla, quote, needle in haystack, edison, theory, calculation, sorry witness of such doings, words and unwords, scientist, electrical engineer, ninety percent of his labor, genius, quotation

Showcase your Tesla side with any of these gifts featuring a quote by wireless genius and Serbian-American electrical engineer and physicist Nikola Tesla: "If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. . . . I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety percent of his labor." Gifts for all those who love scientific theory!

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Coded For Translation (RNA Codon Wheel) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: coded for translation, rna codon wheel, biology, molecular biology, words and unwords, rna, ribonucleic acid, codon, science, humor, geek, attitude, language, code, funny, saying, truism, protein synthesis, translator

Showcase your wry scientific side with a dose of molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the caption that applies to anyone engaged in protein synthesis: "Coded For Translation".

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Pitcher

tagged with: my existential existence, starts with irrational and infinite, irrational, infinite, pi fan, words and unwords, geek, saying, humor, pi number, long tail

Showcase your wry pi sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the number pi in long-tail format along with the following pi saying for all fans of pi: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational and Infinite Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin Round Wallclock

tagged with: chemical molecule, words and unwords, chemistry, medicine, nitroglycerin, this machine is powered by, geek humor, molecular structure, medical

If you take nitroglycerin for a heart condition, you'll enjoy any of these wry chemical molecule humor gifts featuring the nitroglycerin molecule. Comes with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin". Make everyone do a double-take regarding what you are powered by with any of these science humor gifts today!

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Are You Congruent? (Congruent Angles) Courier Bag

tagged with: equal, congruent, math, geometry, angle, truism, geek, humor, are you congruent, words and unwords, degrees, saying, funny, attitude, query, question, rotate, reflect, translate, mathematician, geometry fan, educational, math teacher, educational resources

Showcase your wry mathematical side with this mini messenger bag featuring an illustration of various congruent angles along with the saying that will make others do a double-take the next time you travel: "Are You Congruent?"

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Morse Matters In The Modern Age (Morse Code) Decal For The iPad 2

tagged with: morse code, international morse code, morse matters, in the modern age, communication, words and unwords, geek, telegraph, 19th century technology, 19th century communication

Do you believe that Morse code matters today? Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code and the truism saying "Morse Matters In The Modern Age". Educational modern communication gifts featuring classic 19th century code. Make others do a double-take at the contributions of Samuel Morse in the 21st century!

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Wired For Heartbeat (Electrocardiogram) Dart Board

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, wired for heartbeat, gifts for emts, emergency medical technician humor

Showcase your wry electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) attitude no matter what you do with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the following truism saying: "Wired For Heartbeat".

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