Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, July 08, 2015

Yet Another Year Older Still Just As Twisted DNA Classic Round Sticker

tagged with: yet another year older, and still just as twisted, dna, molecular biology, geek, science, humor, dna replication, words and unwords, molecular biologist, scientist, getting older, funny, attitude, saying

Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude toward aging with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Yet Another Year Older ... And Still Just As Twisted". Makes a great birthday gift for any molecular biologist or scientist!

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One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Tag For Bags

Bridge players of all ages who love to play bridge / duplicate bridge will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Memorable bridge humor gifts for any avid bridge player!

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da Vinci Painter Practice Eye Reason Mirror Quote Courier Bags

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, da vinci, eye, reason, practice, mirror, by practice and by eye, words and unwords, quote, quotation, existential, philosophical, observation, mirror analogy, artist, scientist, genius, advice

Showcase your words of wisdom style with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the infamous self-portrait of da Vinci along with one of his quotes: "The painter who draws merely by practice and by eye, without any reason, is like a mirror which copies everything placed in front of it without being conscious of their existence." Intelligent advice for any painter or artist!

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Value Investors Do Not Walk Randomly (Sign Humor) Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: value investing, value investors, sign, signage, humor, economics, investing, efficient market hypothesis, words and unwords, do not walk randomly, saying, money, geek

Value investors who understand what they are doing will enjoy any of these signage humor gifts featuring the do not cross sign for pedestrians, along with the wry truism saying "Value Investors Do Not Walk Randomly". Make others do a double-take at the efficient market hypothesis with any of these transportation sign attitude gifts today!

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The Traffic Signals Of Life Are Hard To Interpret Drink Pitcher

tagged with: the traffic signals of life, are hard to interpret, traffic signal, transportation sign, warning traffic signal ahead, sign, transportation, engineer, traffic, words and unwords, signage, funny, geek, humor, attitude, saying, truism, advice, lifestyle

Do you see the traffic signals of life as hard to interpret? If so, you'll enjoy any of these wry transportation / traffic sign gifts featuring the warning sign for traffic signal ahead along with the truism saying "The Traffic Signals Of Life Are Hard To Interpret". Memorable gifts for all who are unsure of whether to stop, go, or slow down in life!

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Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Wristlet Purses

tagged with: optical illusion, illusion, truism, humor, attitude, shadow, check shadow illusion, visual deception, words and unwords, geek, psyche, psychology, color, saying, checkers, optics, riddles, brain teasers

Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with this wristlet with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor for all who know about the sameness found in life!

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Ice Cream Thoughts Inside (Android Bug Droid) Galaxy S4 Covers

tagged with: ice cream thoughts inside, ice cream, android, bug droid, geek humor, software developer, opens source, software engineer, words and unwords, software development, humor, itude, saying, ice cream operating system platform

Software developers / software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an ice cream on Android's bug droid along with the saying "Ice Cream Thoughts Inside". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you think about when you work on Android with a dose of sweet geek humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative Round Clocks

tagged with: proof that life is relative, entanglement, when you think within, words and unwords, quantum mechanics, physics, quantum physics, within the box, geek saying, relativity, schrödinger's cat, geek humor

Showcase your wry scientific / quantum mechanics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Schrödinger's cat paradox along with the following saying: "Quantum Mechanics - Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". Tongue-in-cheek physics attitude for all who understand is-the-cat-alive-or-dead issues in the field of quantum mechanics!

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Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy (Krebs) Clock

tagged with: just generating a form of, usable energy, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, science, geek, humor, educational, saying, atp, energy

Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) attitude is alive and well on any of these biochemistry geek attitude gifts featuring the saying "Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy". Make others do a double-take on how you produce ATP within your cells today!

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) Letterhead Design

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

No need to be a nephrologist or work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry anatomical, medical attitude gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound medical geek advice today with this science humor design!

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Open Source Martians Inside (Duke Rover) iPhone 5C Cases

tagged with: software developer, rover, open source martians inside, software engineer, words and unwords, open source, programmer, martian, geek humor, mars rover

No need to be on Mars to promote wry open source geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke riding Rover, along with the saying "Open Source Martians Inside"! Make others do a double-take at what Martian exploration is all about!

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I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Covers For iPad

tagged with: piece of my mind, which piece did you want, query, saying, funny, geek, brain, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, humor, brainy, educational, rhetorical question, psyche, mind, riddles, brain teaser, i'm always happy, advice, medical

Showcase your wry brain side with this Dodo case gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following quirky saying that will make anyone do a double-take: "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind - Which Piece Did You Want?"

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Life Is Nothing But A Bell Curve Existence (Stats) Wall Clocks

tagged with: life is nothing but, bell curve existence, bell curve, existential, psyche, stats, percentages, geek, words and unwords, statistics, humor, educational, statistician, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, psychology, statistical, saying, funny, truism

Statistical humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Bell Curve Existence". No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy wry stats humor!

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: geophysics, astronomy, astronomer, earth science, earth scientist, science, scientist, orbital variation, geek, words and unwords, humor, attitude, educational, earth, tilt, axes, eccentricity, orbit

If you are an astronomer, you'll enjoy this design featuring orbital variation on any of these gifts. Earth scientists, geophysicists, and astronomers know that eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the Earth's orbit determined climatic patterns on Earth. Make others do a double-take with scientific, educational humor featuring orbital variation!

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Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Round Clock

tagged with: chemistry, periodic table of elements, periodicity rules my life, humor, attitude, geek, periodic table, words and unwords, educational, educational resources

Chemistry humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy any of these wry geek attitude gifts that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy a touch of Mendeleev humor!

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Geologists Cannot Stress Enough Our Lives Faults Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: geologists cannot stress enough,our lives are affected by,faults,plate tectonics,map of the world,plate tectonics map,words and unwords,geologists,earth science,earthquakes,a number of faults,geology,earth scientists,geek,attitude,educational,funny,humor,saying,science humor

Showcase your wry geological and earth scientific side with any of these plate tectonics attitude gifts featuring a map of the world's tectonic plates along with the following scientific truism saying: "Geologists Cannot Stress Enough That Our Lives Are Affected By A Number Of Faults".

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Multipotent Inside (Blood Cell Formation Humor) Customized Letterhead

tagged with: multipotent inside, multipotency, blood cell formation, health, medicine, hematology, geek, humor, words and unwords, hematologist, polymath, renaissance person, multipotent

Do you have multipotency? Showcase your wry medical and anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring an illustration from Gray's Anatomy on blood cell formation along with the saying "Multipotent Inside". Great geek humor gift for any polymath or Renaissance person! No need to be working in the healthcare fields to enjoy.

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I Keep Forgetting About My Short Attention Span Laptop Bags

tagged with: neuron, synapse, neurotransmitter, attention span, psyche, anatomy, humor, geek, words and unwords, i keep forgetting about, biology, anatomical, psychology, attitude, funny, double entendre, saying, truism, attention deficit disorder, short attention span

If you have a short attention span and/or are forgetful, you'll enjoy wry anatomical and medical humor with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "I Keep Forgetting About My Short Attention Span".

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Nikola Tesla The Wizard Of The West Tags For Bags

tagged with: electrical engineer, electrical engineering, electricity, alternate current, wireless, genius, nikola tesla, tesla, wizard of the west, words and unwords, inventor, radio, scientist, saying, modernity, alternating current, electromagnetism, inventors

Serbian-American electrical engineer Nikola Tesla literally invented today's wireless world. Pay tribute to "The Wizard Of The West" of the today's modern world with any of these Tesla gifts!

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Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi (Mechanisms) Baby Pacifier

tagged with: epigenetics is my modus operandi, epigenetics, environmental genetics, environmentalist, geneticist, biologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, epigenetic mechanisms, attitude, science, scientist

No need to be an environmental geneticist or molecular biology to enjoy any of these gifts featuring an illustration of epigenetic mechanisms along with the following quirky geek saying: "Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable gifts for anyone who thinks about the interaction between genes and the environment all the time!

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