Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, July 06, 2015

Do You Know Difference Non-Ionizing Ionizing Luggage Tags

tagged with: do you know the difference, non-ionizing radiation, ionizing radiation, radiation, electromagnetic radiation, electromagnetic spectrum, physics, physicist, geek, words and unwords, educational, humor, attitude, query, rhetorical question

Showcase your wry electromagnetic physics sense of humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the electromagnetic spectrum along with labels for non-ionizing and ionizing radiation. Includes the caption that will make others do a double-take whenever they think about radiation: "Do You Know The Difference Between Non-Ionizing And Ionizing Radiation?"

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My World Revolves Around Krebs (Krebs Cycle) Commuter Bag

tagged with: my world revolves around krebs, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, science, geek, humor, energy, atp, funny, saying, truism, scientific, biochemistry, organic chemistry, biochemist, biologist

Showcase your wry biochemical side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle (TCAC) or the tricarboxylic acid cycle, along with the following scientific truism for anyone who knows how energy is generated: "My World Revolves Around Krebs". Great gift for any biochemist or cell biologist!

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Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal (Kidney Nephron) Galaxy S2 Covers

tagged with: life is not anal, medical, geek, words and unwords, renal, nephron, nephrologist, it is renal, kidney, nephrology, medicine, saying, truism, humor, life saying, attitude

Showcase our wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal". Great anatomical geek humor saying gifts for any nephrologist!

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Travel Through An Open Source Wormhole Time Travel Letterhead

tagged with: time travel, wormhole, computer scientist, software developer, software engineer, science fiction, geek, time gate, open source, words and unwords, duke, physics, physicist, engineer, funny, software development, spacetime, time, space, humor, attitude, programmer, devices

Open source programmers, computer scientists, physicists, and science fiction fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring time travel. Featuring open source mascot Duke going through a time gate, along with the wry truism saying "Travel Through An Open Source Wormhole". In physics and fiction, a wormhole is a hypothetical topological feature of space-time that would be, fundamentally, a "shortcut" through space-time. Make others do a double-take on time travel with any of these colorful open source geek gifts for anyone who loves the future!

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Do Not Disturb Brain At Work (Anatomical Humor) Messenger Bag

tagged with: do not disturb, brain at work, anatomy, humor, geek, medical, brain, brainy, words and unwords, neurosurgeon, psychology, psyche, thinker, saying, funny, anatomical, doctor, philosopher, scientist

Showcase your wry anatomical sense of humor the next time you travel with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following advice for all those who work with their brains: "Do Not Disturb Brain At Work". No need to be a neurosurgeon or psychologist to enjoy!

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Remember ... Correlation Does Not Equal Causation Rectangular Sticker

tagged with: correlation, words and unwords, remember, statistics, correlation does not equal causation, datapoints, humor, causation, geek, correlation coefficients

No need to be a statistician to know that correlation does not equal causation. Showcase your wry and witty statistical side with any of these gifts featuring various correlation coefficients and their respective graphs along with the following reminder: "Remember ... Correlation Does Not Equal Causation". Statistical geek attitude for anyone who knows about the relationship between correlation and causation -- i.e., there isn't one!

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My Metacarpals Are Indeed Numbered (Anatomy) Coasters

tagged with: words and unwords, my metacarpals are indeed numbered, anatomy, metacarpals, anatomical, medical, medicine, geek humor, numbered bones, bones

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these hand bone gifts featuring the metacarpals, along with the wry scientific truism saying "My Metacarpals Are Indeed Numbered". Factual, educational gifts for anyone who has studied hand anatomy!

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Warning! Approaching Black Hole No Light Escape Skins For 15" Laptops

tagged with: warning, geek, no light can escape, black hole, funny, astronomy, words and unwords, approaching black hole, astronomer, humor, saying, black holes

Are you frequently considered a black hole? No need to be an astronomer to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring an artist's depiction of a black hole along with the saying "Warning! Approaching Black Hole From Which No Light Can Escape". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek galactic geek humor the next time they approach you!

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pie Humor) Jigsaw Puzzle

tagged with: words and unwords, math, humor, geek, geek humor, irrational number, mathematical constant, baked pie, baked pi, pie humor, brain teasers, riddles, mathematician, brain teaser, attitude, life saying, truism, saying, transcendental number

No need to be a mathematician or a cook to enjoy wry baked pie / pi humor with any of these gifts featuring a twist on the old saying. Saying says it all: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of mathematical constant attitude with these timeless gifts! Geek advice humor for all who know how to be happy in life and are fans of pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Dinner Plate

tagged with: estrogen, estradiol, steroid, this machine is powered by, chemistry, biochemistry, chemical molecule, geek, words and unwords, hormone, humor, attitude, educational, medical, medicine, nurse, doctor

Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude gifts with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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How Focused Are You? (Parabola Graph) Lunch Boxes

tagged with: how focused are you, graph, parabola, geometry, math, focus point, geek, humor, scientist, words and unwords, mathematician, query, focused, question, attitude

The next time you have lunch, showcase your wry geek sense of humor with this lunch box featuring a parabola along with the following query: "How Focused Are You?" Classic geometric geek humor gift for all who wonder how focused they are in life!

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Trilobite Anyone? (Fossilized Trilobite) Tiles

tagged with: trilobite, trilobite anyone, paleontologist, paleontology, biostratigraphy, evolutionary biology, evolution, evolve, geek, words and unwords, fossil, science, scientist, funny, humor, attitude, fossilized, saying

No need to be a paleontologist or archaeologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring a fossilized trilobite. Trilobites, meaning "three lobes", are a well-known fossil group of extinct marine arthropods that form the class Trilobita. Because trilobites had wide diversity and an easily fossilized exoskeleton an extensive fossil record was left, with some 17,000 known species spanning Paleozoic time. The study of these fossils has led to important contributions in the fields of biostratigraphy, paleontology, evolutionary biology and plate tectonics. Make others do a double-take on trilobites with these gifts featuring a fossilized trilobite and the saying "Trilobite Anyone?"

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My Heart Beats With Love (Electrocardiogram ECG) Dartboard

tagged with: my heart beats with love, electrocardiogram, ecg, ekg, sinus rhythm, love, heartbeat, words and unwords, medical, medicine, saying, truism, doctor, emt

No need to work in the medical field to appreciate any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "My Heart Beats With Love" in Love Letters font! Memorable heart-felt gifts for anyone with love inside!

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Covered To The Brim With Skin (Skin Layers) Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, skin, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, medicine, covered to the brim, geek humor

You are covered to the brim with skin. Showcase this wry anatomical scientific truism with any of these gifts featuring the biology of human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Make others do a double-take about the epidermis and the other dermal layers with these science humor gifts featuring the saying "Covered To The Brim With Skin"!

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Magnetic Quadrupole Moment Coasters

tagged with: magnetism, physics, physicist, magnetic quadrupole moment, geek, humor, science teacher, words and unwords, north-south poles, magnets, magnetic, educational, attitude, repel, repulsion, educational resources

No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Showcase how similar poles repel each other with any of these memorable, educational magnetism gifts! Scientific fun for all those who know that like poles repel each other!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Jewelry

tagged with: jabberwock, jabberwocky, lewis carroll, alice in wonderland, poem, john tenniel, through the looking glass, and what alice found there, wonderland, words and unwords, gibberish, pormanteau, poetry, infamous poem, monster, logic, rhyme and reason, artist, jabberwocky poem, jaberwock, jaberwocky, monsters

Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge player side the next time you send correspondence with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge".

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Yield To Discipline (Yield Sign Humor) Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: yield to discipline, yield sign, sign, signage, humor, transportation sign humor, attitude, advice, words and unwords, disciplinarian

Do you yield to discipline - at school, at home, at work, at play? Showcase your disciplined self with a dose of wry transportation signage humor fun with any of these yield sign gifts which say the following: "Yield To Discipline". Memorable signage attitude gifts for anyone with a disciplined state of mind!

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Warning! Decision Daily Cause Meltdown Financial Plaques

tagged with: warning, psychology, radioactive sign, signage, humor, trader, finance, financial markets, words and unwords, geek, economics

If you trade, you'll enjoy any of these wry signage humor gifts featuring the warning sign for radioactivity, as well as the following tongue-in-cheek, yet dead serious warning: "Warning! Decisions I Make Daily Can Cause A Meltdown In The Global Financial Markets". Make others do a double-take at the power you wield with any of these warning sign gifts!

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Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Round Clocks

tagged with: optical illusion, illusion, truism, humor, attitude, shadow, check shadow illusion, visual deception, words and unwords, geek, psyche, psychology, color, saying, checkers, optics, riddles, brain teasers

Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with any of these gifts with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor gifts for all who know about the sameness found in life!

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