Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, July 06, 2015

Beware! Ghosts Lurking Inside (Android) Samsung Galaxy S4 Covers

tagged with: android, bug droid, open source, software developer, software development, computers, software engineer, computer programmer, geek, humor, itude, ghost ship, three bug droids, words and unwords, programming

Are you an open source software developer or software engineer? Show your wry Android side with any of these featuring a couple of Android bug droids on a ghost ship along with the following warning: "Beware! Ghosts Lurking Inside". Make others do a double-take about the Android ghosts inside your mind today!

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Do Not Let Life Pass By You Study Physics Dry Erase Board

tagged with: do not let life pass, pass by you, study physics, geek, humor, doppler effect, words and unwords, physicist, physics major, waves

Showcase your wry, twisted physics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Doppler Effect along with the double-entendre saying that will make others do a double-take on the subject of physics: "Do Not Let Life Pass By You Study Physics". Note: There is no error in the saying "Do Not Let Life Pass By You" as opposed to the common saying of "do not let life pass you by". You'll need to seize the moment with a dose of physics humor with any of these gifts that promote the study of physics! Memorable gifts for any physicist or physics teacher.

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My World Revolves Around Krebs (Energy Cycle) Tee Shirt

tagged with: my world revolves around krebs, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, science, geek, humor, energy, atp, funny, saying, truism, scientific, biochemistry, organic chemistry, biochemist, biologist

Showcase your wry biochemical side with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "My World Revolves Around Krebs".

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Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal (Kidney Nephron) Letterhead Design

tagged with: life is not anal, medical, geek, words and unwords, renal, nephron, nephrologist, it is renal, kidney, nephrology, medicine, saying, truism, humor, life saying, attitude

Showcase our wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal". Great anatomical geek humor saying gifts for any nephrologist!

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Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy (Duke Java) Laptop Skin

tagged with: software engineer, open source, words and unwords, computer science, cowboy attitude, open source cowboy, software developer, software engineering, mascot duke on a horse, geek humor

Into open source code? Showcase your wry sense of humor with any of these Duke (Java's unofficial mascot) gifts featuring Duke on a horse that has reared on his hind legs along with the saying "Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy". Duke is waving its cowboy hat in a manner that brings out that memorable "Wild, Wild West" attitude for open source software engineers! No need to be a cowboy to enjoy any of these software development open source humor gifts!

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Do Not Disturb Brain At Work (Anatomical Humor) Tie

tagged with: do not disturb, brain at work, anatomy, humor, geek, medical, brain, brainy, words and unwords, neurosurgeon, psychology, psyche, thinker, saying, funny, anatomical, doctor, philosopher, scientist

If your brain is constantly working, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take before communicating with you: "Do Not Disturb Brain At Work". Classic medical and anatomical geek humor gifts for anyone with a brain and does not want to be disturbed!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Pacifiers

tagged with: powered by statistics, stats, statistics, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, math, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, statistical, statistician, funny, attitude, psyche, psychology, statistical power, percentages, saying, truism, brain teaser, educational, stats teacher, stats major, education

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Warning! Approaching Black Hole No Light Escape Round Clock

tagged with: warning, geek, no light can escape, black hole, funny, astronomy, words and unwords, approaching black hole, astronomer, humor, saying, black holes

Are you frequently considered a black hole? No need to be an astronomer to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring an artist's depiction of a black hole along with the saying "Warning! Approaching Black Hole From Which No Light Can Escape". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek galactic geek humor the next time they approach you!

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Volcanic Explosivity Index (VEI) Geology Volcano Pacifier

tagged with: seismology, seismologist, volcanoes, volcanos, volcanologist, volcanic explosivity index, vei, explosive, index, words and unwords, earth science, earth scientist, geek, humor, attitude, science teacher, education, educational, scientist, earth's history

Geological attitude gifts featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI) for all who study volcanoes. Index features disruptive events that volcanoes have caused on Earth. Educational and scientific fun for all; no need to be a volcanologist or earth scientist or geologist to enjoy!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Letterhead Template

tagged with: facilitator inside, mediator, facilitator, facilitated diffusion, cell membrane, protein, biology, humor, geek, words and unwords, molecules, chemistry, biochemistry, cell biologist, biologist, biochemist, scientist, attitude, saying, lifestyle

If you are a facilitator in any capacity, you'll enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring facilitated diffusion across a cell membrane, along with the caption "Facilitator Inside". Specifically, facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein,In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Make others do a double-take on your ability to facilitate in life with any of these cell biology attitude gifts!

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Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Stamp

tagged with: chemistry, periodic table of elements, periodicity rules my life, humor, attitude, geek, periodic table, words and unwords, educational, educational resources

Chemistry humor comes alive on this stamp featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy sending correspondence with this postage that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Gift Wrap

tagged with: attitude, wine, wine lover, wine fan, wine connoisseur, biology, grape berry, wine grape berry anatomy, words and unwords, grape berry anatomy, humor, funny, grape, saying, truism, biologist, anatomical, truisms

If you know your wine grape berries, you'll enjoy intelligent attitude with this anatomical biology of a wine grape, along with the saying: "Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Berries". No need to be a wine grower to enjoy any of these wine grape berry attitude gifts! Wine connoisseurs with a scientific bent will especially love these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent Nikola Tesla Luggage Tag

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, ac dynamo, alternating current dynamo, tesla, geek, technology historian, electricity, words and unwords, united states patent 390721, machine, electrical engineering, wireless

Fans of wireless and electrical engineering will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Nikola Tesla's infamous AC dynamo patent. Comes with the caption: "Dynamic Electric Machine". Memorable geek attitude gifts for all!

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V-Class Proton Pump (Cellular Membrane) Gift Wrap

tagged with: educational, cell membrane, atp, words and unwords, proton pump, biochemist, mitochondria, v class proton pump, cellular membrane, biology, humor, protons, biochemistry, biologist, membrane protein, geek, attitude, scientist, educational resources

Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a "V-Class Proton Pump". A proton pump is a membrane protein that is capable of moving protons across the membrane of a cell, mitochondrion, or other subcellular compartment. The proton pump grabs protons from the matrix (the space enclosed by the two membranes) within the organelle and release the protons into the inter-membrane space. Showcase your biochemical pump sense of humor with any of these memorable proton pump gifts!

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Make Everyday Pi Day (Mathematics Pi / Pie Humor) Letterhead Template

tagged with: irrational number, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, educational, make everyday pi day, geek, pi fan, pi on a baked pie, pi humor

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy wry math humor with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday Pi Day". Make others do a double-take at this irrational mathematical constant with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Letterhead Template

tagged with: estrogen, estradiol, steroid, this machine is powered by, chemistry, biochemistry, chemical molecule, geek, words and unwords, hormone, humor, attitude, educational, medical, medicine, nurse, doctor

Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude gifts with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Yubo Lunch Box

tagged with: if you don't understand me, don't worry, fifth dimension, cube, math, geometry, psyche, geek, words and unwords, fifth dimension cube, psychology, geometric, humor, attitude, sarcasm, understanding, saying, think, thinker, lifestyle

Showcase your wry geometric attitude the next time you have lunch with this lunchbox featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the following saying: "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension".

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Have A Closer Look At My Skin (Dermatology) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: dermatology, dermatologist, humor, geek, skin, skin layers, anatomy, skin anatomy, words and unwords, dermal layers, attitude, medical, biology, saying, doctor, advice

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the various layers and parts of the skin along with the saying "Have A Closer Look At My Skin". Make everyone do a double-take with regard to your skin with a dose of tongue-in-cheek humor today!

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My Heart Beats With Love (Electrocardiogram ECG) Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: my heart beats with love, electrocardiogram, ecg, ekg, sinus rhythm, love, heartbeat, words and unwords, medical, medicine, saying, truism, doctor, emt

No need to work in the medical field to appreciate any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "My Heart Beats With Love" in Love Letters font! Memorable heart-felt gifts for anyone with love inside!

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Magnetic Quadrupole Moment Letterhead Design

tagged with: magnetism, physics, physicist, magnetic quadrupole moment, geek, humor, science teacher, words and unwords, north-south poles, magnets, magnetic, educational, attitude, repel, repulsion, educational resources

No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Showcase how similar poles repel each other with any of these memorable, educational magnetism gifts! Scientific fun for all those who know that like poles repel each other!

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