Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, July 06, 2015

Do Not Disturb Brain At Work (Anatomical Humor) Tie

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If your brain is constantly working, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take before communicating with you: "Do Not Disturb Brain At Work". Classic medical and anatomical geek humor gifts for anyone with a brain and does not want to be disturbed!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Pacifiers

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Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Warning! Approaching Black Hole No Light Escape Round Clock

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Are you frequently considered a black hole? No need to be an astronomer to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring an artist's depiction of a black hole along with the saying "Warning! Approaching Black Hole From Which No Light Can Escape". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek galactic geek humor the next time they approach you!

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Volcanic Explosivity Index (VEI) Geology Volcano Pacifier

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Geological attitude gifts featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI) for all who study volcanoes. Index features disruptive events that volcanoes have caused on Earth. Educational and scientific fun for all; no need to be a volcanologist or earth scientist or geologist to enjoy!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Letterhead Template

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If you are a facilitator in any capacity, you'll enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring facilitated diffusion across a cell membrane, along with the caption "Facilitator Inside". Specifically, facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein,In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Make others do a double-take on your ability to facilitate in life with any of these cell biology attitude gifts!

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Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Stamp

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Chemistry humor comes alive on this stamp featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy sending correspondence with this postage that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Gift Wrap

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If you know your wine grape berries, you'll enjoy intelligent attitude with this anatomical biology of a wine grape, along with the saying: "Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Berries". No need to be a wine grower to enjoy any of these wine grape berry attitude gifts! Wine connoisseurs with a scientific bent will especially love these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent Nikola Tesla Luggage Tag

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Fans of wireless and electrical engineering will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Nikola Tesla's infamous AC dynamo patent. Comes with the caption: "Dynamic Electric Machine". Memorable geek attitude gifts for all!

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V-Class Proton Pump (Cellular Membrane) Gift Wrap

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Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a "V-Class Proton Pump". A proton pump is a membrane protein that is capable of moving protons across the membrane of a cell, mitochondrion, or other subcellular compartment. The proton pump grabs protons from the matrix (the space enclosed by the two membranes) within the organelle and release the protons into the inter-membrane space. Showcase your biochemical pump sense of humor with any of these memorable proton pump gifts!

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Make Everyday Pi Day (Mathematics Pi / Pie Humor) Letterhead Template

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy wry math humor with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday Pi Day". Make others do a double-take at this irrational mathematical constant with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Letterhead Template

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Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude gifts with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Yubo Lunch Box

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Showcase your wry geometric attitude the next time you have lunch with this lunchbox featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the following saying: "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension".

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Have A Closer Look At My Skin (Dermatology) Round Wallclocks

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No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the various layers and parts of the skin along with the saying "Have A Closer Look At My Skin". Make everyone do a double-take with regard to your skin with a dose of tongue-in-cheek humor today!

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My Heart Beats With Love (Electrocardiogram ECG) Personalized Letterhead

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No need to work in the medical field to appreciate any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "My Heart Beats With Love" in Love Letters font! Memorable heart-felt gifts for anyone with love inside!

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Magnetic Quadrupole Moment Letterhead Design

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No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Showcase how similar poles repel each other with any of these memorable, educational magnetism gifts! Scientific fun for all those who know that like poles repel each other!

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Round Wallclock

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If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Candy Jars

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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DNA Bases Basis For Life (Molecular Structure) Necklace

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Showcase your biochemical attitude with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the four nucleotide bases of deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) along with the following biological truism saying: "DNA Bases Basis For Life". Featuring the molecular structure of adenine, cytosine, guanine, and thiamine.

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Too Much Time On Your Hands? Play Bridge iPhone 4 Case

Do you have too much time on your hands? Showcase your wry sense of wit and wisdom with a dose of bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the rhetorical question that will make all bridge players laugh, smile, and wink: "Too Much Time On Your Hands? Play Bridge". Everyone who's a bridge player will know that you can never devote too much time to playing bridge and that the game of bridge will take up all of your free time so that you won't have any free time remaining!

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Warning! Decision Daily Cause Meltdown Financial Custom Letterhead

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If you trade, you'll enjoy any of these wry signage humor gifts featuring the warning sign for radioactivity, as well as the following tongue-in-cheek, yet dead serious warning: "Warning! Decisions I Make Daily Can Cause A Meltdown In The Global Financial Markets". Make others do a double-take at the power you wield with any of these warning sign gifts!

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