Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, July 05, 2015

Heartbeat Rhythm Of My Soul (Electrocardiogram) Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, ecg, ekg, heartbeat, rhythm of my soul, words and unwords, medical, medicine, emt, emergency medical technician, nurse, doctor, saying, truism, humor, geek, 15.0

Electrocardiogram attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the truism saying "Heartbeat Rhythm Of My Soul". No need to work in the medical field to enjoy heartbeat humor today!

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Magnetic Quadrupole Moment Stamps

tagged with: magnetism, physics, physicist, magnetic quadrupole moment, geek, humor, science teacher, words and unwords, north-south poles, magnets, magnetic, educational, attitude, repel, repulsion, educational resources

Let your physics side shine the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment.

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Spiral Note Book

tagged with: lewis carroll, to stay in same place, running, wonderland, through the looking glass, john tenniel, red queen, alice in wonderland, words and unwords, all the running you can, exercise, passage, humor, funny

Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Mostly Noncoding DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Coaster

tagged with: words and unwords, dna replication, mostly noncoding dna inside, dna, molecular biology, biologist, geek, humor, genetics, biology

Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Mostly Noncoding DNA Inside". Spark a conversation over the subject of exons today!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Wristwatches

Avid bridge players will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the all-consuming game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor today with this watch!

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Science Is The Captain Practice Soldiers da Vinci 15" Laptop Skins

tagged with: quote, leonardo da vinci, scientist, inventor, practice, da vinci, self portrait, words and unwords, science is the captain, practice the soldiers, intellectual, captain, soldiers, quotation, science, truisms, artist

Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci's words come alive on any of these gifts featuring da Vinci's infamous self-portrait along with one of his timeless quotes: "Science is the captain, and practice the soldiers." Intelligent quotation gifts for scientists, artists, inventors, and anyone who understands why science is the captain and practice is its soldiers!

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Are You At Equilibrium? Supply-And-Demand Curve Serving Tray

tagged with: are you at equilibrium, economics, economist, equilibrium, supply-and-demand curve, humor, geek, words and unwords, economics teacher, economic forces, query, question, psychology, satire, sarcasm, psychologist, psyche

Host your next party with a dose of wry economics attitude with this serving tray featuring the supply-and-demand curve along with the following ponderous existential query: "Are You At Equilibrium?"

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With High Gas Prices It's Moped Time (Sign) Pet Name Tags

tagged with: moped, scooter, sign, signage, moped sign, alternative transportation, humor, attitude, words and unwords, scooters

With high gas prices around, you'll enjoy any of these signage attitude gifts featuring the moped sign along with the ubiquitous saying "With High Gas Prices It's Moped Time". Make others do a double-take about how they get from one place to another in an era of high gas prices with these memorable alternative transportation saying gifts!

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Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: optical illusion, illusion, truism, humor, attitude, shadow, check shadow illusion, visual deception, words and unwords, geek, psyche, psychology, color, saying, checkers, optics, riddles, brain teasers

Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with any of these gifts with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor gifts for all who know about the sameness found in life!

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Lorenz Transformation Inside Physics Dart Boards

tagged with: theory of relativity, physicist, relative, lorenz transformation inside, light cone spacetime diagram, lorenz transformation, time, physics, words and unwords, space, geek, humor, attitude, inside, relativity

This diagram shows the Lorentz transformations on the Minkowski light cone spacetime diagram for one spatial dimension. The Lorentz transformation or Lorentz-Fitzgerald transformation describes how, according to the theory of special relativity, different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Showcase your knowledge of physics with a dose of relativistic attitude with any of these "Lorenz Transformation Inside" gifts! Great educational geek humor gifts for any physicist!

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Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life Nephron Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: medicine, geek, medical, words and unwords, dialysis patient, advocate a renal life, nephron, renal, stamp out ignorance, kidney, humor, saying, excretory system, ignorance humor, nephrology, nephrologist

Nephrologists and those interested in the excretory system will enjoy any of these wry medical anatomical humor gifts featuring all key part of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life". Great gift for anyone who advocates a renal (real) life!

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Wanted A World Filled With Biochemical Energy Dartboards

tagged with: words and unwords, biochemical energy, krebs cycle, biochemistry, geek humor, wanted a world filled with, geek, humor, chemistry, biochemist

Krebs cycle attitude comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the citric acid cycle (also known as the Krebs cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "Wanted A World Filled With Biochemical Energy". Make others do a double-take about what you desire with a dose of biochemical geek humor today!

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Just Call Me Brainy (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Stamp

tagged with: just call me brainy, anatomical, brain, attitude, geek, brainy, anatomy, cerebellum, humor, words and unwords, pons, medulla, neurosurgeon, neurology, neuroscientist, scientist, medical, medicine, doctor, saying, truism

No need to be a neurologist or neurosurgeon to enjoy sending correspondence with this anatomical brain humor stamp featuring the different parts of the brain, including the pons, medulla, and cerebellum. Make others do a double-take with this postage featuring the truism saying for anyone who has a brain: "Just Call Me Brainy". Memorable postage gift for any brainy person!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Candy Dish

tagged with: powered by statistics, stats, statistics, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, math, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, statistical, statistician, funny, attitude, psyche, psychology, statistical power, percentages, saying, truism, brain teaser, educational, stats teacher, stats major, education

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy (Duke Java) Round Clock

tagged with: software engineer, open source, words and unwords, computer science, cowboy attitude, open source cowboy, software developer, software engineering, mascot duke on a horse, geek humor

Into open source code? Showcase your wry sense of humor with any of these Duke (Java's unofficial mascot) gifts featuring Duke on a horse that has reared on his hind legs along with the saying "Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy". Duke is waving its cowboy hat in a manner that brings out that memorable "Wild, Wild West" attitude for open source software engineers! No need to be a cowboy to enjoy any of these software development open source humor gifts!

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Warning! Approaching Black Hole No Light Escape Customized Letterhead

tagged with: warning, geek, no light can escape, black hole, funny, astronomy, words and unwords, approaching black hole, astronomer, humor, saying, black holes

Are you frequently considered a black hole? No need to be an astronomer to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring an artist's depiction of a black hole along with the saying "Warning! Approaching Black Hole From Which No Light Can Escape". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek galactic geek humor the next time they approach you!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Pillow

tagged with: humor, geology, earth science, geologist, seismologist, plate tectonics, schist, granite, words and unwords, geek, funny, attitude, science, earthquake, scientist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, saying, truism, rock hound

Take a nap with a dose of wry geological humor with this pillow gift featuring the three plate boundaries along with the following scientific truism saying: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Great geek humor gift for any fan of plate tectonics!

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Cell Components Inside Kindle Fire Skin

tagged with: cell components inside, cells, components, inside, biology, cell biology, cell biologist, atp, geek, words and unwords, biologist, enzyme, cell membrane, membrane, educational, science teacher, biology teacher, humor, attitude

Face it - you have cell components inside. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring "Cell Components Inside". Make others do a double-take on the inner workings of their own cell. No need to be a cell biologist or biology major to enjoy educational scientific fun with these gifts!

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Trucker Hat

tagged with: success in life, is found in thinking elementally, success, periodic table of elements, elementally, periodically, geek, humor, words and unwords, periodic table, elements, saying, advice, thinker, chemist, philosopher, psychology, chemistry

Fans of the Periodic Table of Elements will enjoy any of these gifts featuring none other than the Periodic Table along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the concept of success: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". No need to be a chemist or philosopher to enjoy!

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You Are Nothing But A Pack Of Neurons (Synapse) Courier Bag

tagged with: neurons, humor, words and unwords, synapse, anatomical, biology, geek, you are nothing but, a pack of neurons, neurotransmitter

Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor the next time you travel with this mini-messenger bag featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "You Are Nothing But A Pack Of Neurons".

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