Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, July 05, 2015

If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Postage Stamp

tagged with: if you don't understand me, don't worry, fifth dimension, cube, math, geometry, psyche, geek, words and unwords, fifth dimension cube, psychology, geometric, humor, attitude, sarcasm, understanding, saying, think, thinker, lifestyle

Showcase your wry geometric attitude the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension".

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Have A Closer Look At My Skin (Dermatology) Letterhead

tagged with: dermatology, dermatologist, humor, geek, skin, skin layers, anatomy, skin anatomy, words and unwords, dermal layers, attitude, medical, biology, saying, doctor, advice

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the various layers and parts of the skin along with the saying "Have A Closer Look At My Skin". Make everyone do a double-take with regard to your skin with a dose of tongue-in-cheek humor today!

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In Love With My Heartbeat (Electrocardiogram) Spiral Notebook

tagged with: in love with my hearbeat, ekg, ecg, electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, cardiology, words and unwords, heartbeat, geek, humor, saying, attitude, emt, medical, medicine, medical technology, normal sinus rhythm

Are you in love with your heartbeat? No need to have gone through open heart surgery to showcase your wry electrocardiogram attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm and the saying in Love Letters font: "In Love With My Heartbeat". Make others do a double-take about their heartbeat today with these science / medical technology humor gifts!

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Celebrate Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: magnets, magnetism, physics, physics major, celebrate several moments, moments, magnetic quadrupole moment, quadrupole moment, geek, words and unwords, physicist, science, scientist, funny, humor, attitude, special occasion, saying, truism

Do you celebrate several cherished moments in your life? Showcase wry physics humor with any of these magnetic quadrupole moment featuring the saying "Celebrate Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the definition of moment -- both in the physics world and in the special occasion world -- with any of these double-entendre geek attitude truism gifts!

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Playing Chess Builds Character (Reflective Chess) Case For The iPad Mini

tagged with: chess itude, chess teacher, chess saying, reflective chess set, chess, game of chess, playing chess, builds character, chess truism, geek, attitude, humor, words and unwords, chess player, chess education, education

Chess teachers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Playing Chess Builds Character". Make others do a double-take about what the game of chess can teach someone with a dose of timeless chess itude today!

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Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self Watch

tagged with: words and unwords, john tenniel, drink me bottle, wonderland fan, lewis carroll, wonderland adventure, journey into your most authentic, unihibited self, wonderland advice, take a drink

Wonderland adventure and attitude is alive and well on this watch featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following saying: "Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self ... Take A Drink". Make others do a double-take with a dose of reflective Wonderland humor today with these memorable Wonderland saying watch! Great gift for any Wonderland fan drinker!

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Galaxy S5 Cases

tagged with: unwind with molecular biology, dna, genes, molecular biology, biology, geek, humor, attitude, saying, words and unwords, unwind, psyche, dna replication

Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid!

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Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Coasters

If you're a duplicate bridge player and you show no mercy at the bridge table, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a wink and smile with this bridge truism today! Sound advice for any avid duplicate bridge player!

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Science Is The Captain Practice Soldiers da Vinci Round Wall Clock

tagged with: quote, leonardo da vinci, scientist, inventor, practice, da vinci, self portrait, words and unwords, science is the captain, practice the soldiers, intellectual, captain, soldiers, quotation, science, truisms, artist

Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci's words come alive on any of these gifts featuring da Vinci's infamous self-portrait along with one of his timeless quotes: "Science is the captain, and practice the soldiers." Intelligent quotation gifts for scientists, artists, inventors, and anyone who understands why science is the captain and practice is its soldiers!

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Warning! Decision Daily Cause Meltdown Financial Skin For iPad 3

tagged with: warning, psychology, radioactive sign, signage, humor, trader, finance, financial markets, words and unwords, geek, economics

If you trade, you'll enjoy any of these wry signage humor gifts featuring the warning sign for radioactivity, as well as the following tongue-in-cheek, yet dead serious warning: "Warning! Decisions I Make Daily Can Cause A Meltdown In The Global Financial Markets". Make others do a double-take at the power you wield with any of these econ saying warning sign gifts!

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Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Decal For The iPhone 4

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, psyche, brain teaser, psychology, humor, visual perception, bezhold effect, words and unwords, psychologist, cognitive effects, science, scientific, attitude, geek, perception, color, wilhelm von bezhold, riddles, brain teasers

When you take a look at the picture are some of the red lines darker than others? Showcase the Bezhold effect with any of these optical illusion gifts. Explanation caption says the following: "Notice that the red seems lighter when combined with white & that the red appears darker when combined with black. This optical illusion is named after Wilhelm von Bezhold (1837 - 1907), who discovered that a color may appear different depending upon its relation to adjacent colors." Educational visual fun psyche / psychology attitude for those who understand that color is relative!

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With High Gas Prices It's Moped Time (Sign) Clocks

tagged with: moped, scooter, sign, signage, moped sign, alternative transportation, humor, attitude, words and unwords, scooters

With high gas prices around, you'll enjoy any of these signage attitude gifts featuring the moped sign along with the ubiquitous saying "With High Gas Prices It's Moped Time". Make others do a double-take about how they get from one place to another in an era of high gas prices with these memorable alternative transportation saying gifts!

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Saturday, July 04, 2015

Software Developers Chess Players Think Android Case For The iPad Mini

tagged with: software developers, chess players, think alike, mapping out the future consequences, of each possible move, android, bug droid, words and unwords, geek humor, programmer, software developer, software engineer, software engineering, software development, geek, saying, truism

If you're a software developer working on the Android platform and a chess player, you'll enjoy any of these geek humor gifts featuring Android's Bug Droid with a black chess queen along with the truism saying "Software Developers And Chess Players Think Alike - Mapping Out The Future Consequences Of Each Possible Move". Make others do a double-take with a dose of software geek open source itude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore iPad Mini Cases

tagged with: higgs boson, physics, physicist, particle physics, particle physicist, not just theoretical anymore, quantum physics, quantum mechanics, geek, words and unwords, leptons, quarks, photons, mass, matter, attitude, discovery

Showcase your knowledge of particle physics and quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the Higgs boson circled in red with the caption "Not Just Theoretical Anymore". Make others do a double-take at the world at the sub-atomic level today!

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Aerobic Process Inside (Krebs Cycle) Commuter Bags

tagged with: aerobic process inside, inside, aerobic, krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, citric acid cycle, words and unwords, science, humor, geek, attitude, saying, biochemistry, biology, chemistry, atp, energy, educational, scientist, scientific

Showcase your wry scientific biochemical energy side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the saying "Aerobic Process Inside". Make others do a double-take at how you generate energy today!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

Showcase your wry nephritic sense of humor with any of these featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life". Memorable anatomical attitude for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Biochemistry Humor) Cutting Board

tagged with: support photosynthesis exhale, photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions, support photosynthesis, geek, humor, environmentalist, words and unwords, educational, scientific saying, chloroplast, environmental advice, lifestyle

Showcase your wry scientific side with this cutting board featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the following sound advice: "Support Photosynthesis Exhale".

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Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy (Duke Java) Letterhead

tagged with: software engineer, open source, words and unwords, computer science, cowboy attitude, open source cowboy, software developer, software engineering, mascot duke on a horse, geek humor

Into open source code? Showcase your wry sense of humor with any of these Duke (Java's unofficial mascot) gifts featuring Duke on a horse that has reared on his hind legs along with the saying "Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy". Duke is waving its cowboy hat in a manner that brings out that memorable "Wild, Wild West" attitude for open source software engineers! No need to be a cowboy to enjoy any of these software development open source humor gifts!

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Just Call Me Brainy (Anatomical Brain Attitude) iPad Mini Cases

tagged with: just call me brainy, anatomy, brain, humor, geek, anatomical, medicine, medical, words and unwords, brain parts

No need to be a neuroscientist or neurologist to enjoy wry anatomical brain humor with this iPad case gift featuring brain anatomy, with all parts labeled, and the caption "Just Call Me Brainy". Make others do a double-take the next time you surf the web!

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Statistics In A Nutshell (Stats Cheat Sheet) Classic Round Sticker

tagged with: statistics in a nutshell, stats, statistics, humor, attitude, geek, statistical, normal distribution curve, stats cheat sheet, words and unwords, gaussian curve, z-value, p-value, funny, statistician, mathematician, economist, psychologist, math, saying, truism

Showcase your statistical side with wry stats humor with any of these gifts that includes the normal distribution curve cheat sheet, along with the caption "Statistics In A Nutshell". Excellent conversational piece gifts for budding and experienced statisticians -- or anyone who wants to let others know all about statistics!

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