Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, July 04, 2015

Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Personalized Letterhead

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When you take a look at the picture are some of the red lines darker than others? Showcase the Bezhold effect with any of these optical illusion gifts. Explanation caption says the following: "Notice that the red seems lighter when combined with white & that the red appears darker when combined with black. This optical illusion is named after Wilhelm von Bezhold (1837 - 1907), who discovered that a color may appear different depending upon its relation to adjacent colors." Educational visual fun psyche / psychology attitude for those who understand that color is relative!

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With High Gas Prices It's Moped Time (Sign) Custom Letterhead

tagged with: moped, scooter, sign, signage, moped sign, alternative transportation, humor, attitude, words and unwords, scooters

With high gas prices around, you'll enjoy any of these signage attitude gifts featuring the moped sign along with the ubiquitous saying "With High Gas Prices It's Moped Time". Make others do a double-take about how they get from one place to another in an era of high gas prices with these memorable alternative transportation saying gifts!

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Particle Physicist Inside (Standard Model Higgs) Dartboard

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If you are a particle physicist, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the saying "Particle Physicist Inside". Includes quarks, leptons, and the Higgs boson particles. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek educational, scientific humor today!

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: anatomy, nephron, kidney, medicine, nephrology, gray's anatomy, just being renal, geek, words and unwords, nephrologist, anatomical, medical, doctor, diagram, funny, humor, attitude, saying, word play, just be real word play

Real renal attitude is alive and well on any of these featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal". Make others do a double-take with a dose of medical and anatomical humor today! No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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Aerobic Process Inside (Krebs Cycle) Dartboard With Darts

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Showcase the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle) within your cells with any of these gifts that includes the scientific truism saying "Aerobic Process Inside"! Classic biochemical geek humor for anyone with energy.

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Be Colorful Promote An Open Source Mindset (Duke) Letterhead Template

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If you work with open source code or desire for others to give open source a try, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a colorful Duke (Java's unofficial mascot) with a joker's wand. Truism saying for open source programmers says it all: "Be Colorful - Promote An Open Source Mindset". Bring color into your life with an open mindset with any of these wry geek humor gifts!

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Activate Your Grey Matter Think (Anatomical Brain) Gift Wrap Paper

tagged with: brain, anatomy, activate your grey matter think, think, grey matter, parts of the brain, advice, words and unwords, geek humor, geek advice, thinker, neurologist, psychologist, philosopher

Brainy advice is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Activate Your Grey Matter Think". No need to be a philosopher, psychologist, neurologist, or neurosurgeon to enjoy!

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I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor Wall Clocks

tagged with: words and unwords, statistical confidence, i am right about 95, bell curve, normal distribution curve, humor, statistics, 95 percent of the time, geek, 95 percent confident

No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right!

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I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn (Humor) Tiles

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No need to be an astronomer looking at the stars to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Saturn, along with the saying "I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of galactic attitude today!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) iPod Speakers

tagged with: humor, geology, earth science, geologist, seismologist, plate tectonics, schist, granite, words and unwords, geek, funny, attitude, science, earthquake, scientist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, saying, truism, rock hound, truisms

Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Cell Components Inside Custom Letterhead

tagged with: cell components inside, cells, components, inside, biology, cell biology, cell biologist, atp, geek, words and unwords, biologist, enzyme, cell membrane, membrane, educational, science teacher, biology teacher, humor, attitude

Face it - you have cell components inside. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring "Cell Components Inside". Make others do a double-take on the inner workings of their own cell. No need to be a cell biologist or biology major to enjoy educational scientific fun with these gifts!

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Are You In Your Element? Periodic Table Humor Stamps

tagged with: periodic table of elements, periodic table, scientist, chemist, chemistry, table of elements, query, are you in your element, geek, words and unwords, mendeleev, science, saying, question, humor, attitude, funny, sarcasm, chemistry major, chemistry teacher, lifestyle

Are you in your element? Ask yourself and others this key question with a dose of chemistry attitude with this stamp featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the query "Are You In Your Element?" Make others do a double-take with educational, scientific attitude the next time you send correspondence! Perfect postage gifts for chemistry majors, chemistry teachers, chemists, scientists, and anyone who knows about how fundamental it is to be in one's element!

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Jewelry

tagged with: words and unwords, wine enthusiast, biologist, grape, wine grape berry, wine grape berry anatomy, anatomy, wine connoisseurs know their grapes, wine connoisseurs, wine geek, wine, scientist, scientific, diagram, botanist, saying, attitude

If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical gifts featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Money Value Discoveries Easier Life Premium Jewelry Box

tagged with: nikola tesla, scientist, tesla, engineer, discoveries, money, experiments, new discoveries, geek, words and unwords, inventor, value, mankind, humanity, quote, quotation, investment, invest, future, futurist, attitude, alternating current, inventors

Too much is made about money in our society. Showcase your attitude toward invention and discovery with this wireless genius Nikola Tesla quote on any of these gifts. Quote says: "Money does not represent such a value as men have placed upon it. All my money has been invested into experiments with which I have made new discoveries enabling mankind to have a little easier life." Gifts for all inventors, scientists, engineers, and those who wish to improve humanity and let others have a little easier life!

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Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture Letterhead Template

tagged with: microbiology, biologist, medical, funny, geek, prokaryote, bacteria morphology, love bacteria, prolific distributors of culture, words and unwords, biology, doctor, nurse, medicine, culture, humor, microbiologist, bacteria, attitude, saying, truism, scientific, scientist, anthropologist

Tongue-in-cheek scientific humor is found on any of these gifts featuring bacteria morphology. Wry saying says it all: "Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture". No need to be familiar with the ubiquity of bacteria to enjoy geek humor! Bacteria is all around us -- in our culture, so to speak, whether you like or not -- so show your love with any of these biological truism gifts!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Decals For The iPhone 4

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No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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Pi My One And Only Constant In Life (Math Humor) iPad 3 Skin

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Do you think about pi, the mathematical constant, a lot? Have you been jilted by the tendency of everything in life to change? Showcase your wry mathematical sense of humor with any of these tongue-in-cheek pi gifts with the following saying: "Pi My One And Only Constant In Life". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with a dose of geek attitude!

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Evolving Cube Inside (Math & Geometry) Postage Stamp

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Showcase your wry math and geometry side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a cube in evolution along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Evolving Cube Inside".

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I Just Need Some Leads (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Messenger Bag

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Showcase your wry emergency medical technician attitude with a dose of heartbeat humor the next time you travel with this mini-messenger bag featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "I Just Need Some Leads".

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Dermatology Essence Of My Existence Pitchers

tagged with: dermatology, skin, dermal layers, geek, humor, essence of my existence, words and unwords, dermatologist, epidermis, skin layers

Dermatologists with an existential sense of humor will enjoy any of these anatomical gifts featuring the different layers of the skin along with the saying that will make everyone do a double-take: "Dermatology Essence Of My Existence". Classic skin anatomy humor gifts for anyone interested in existing within his or her own skin!

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