Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, July 04, 2015

Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Drink Pitcher

tagged with: rock-paper-scissors game, sign, signage, warning sign, transportation sign, decision-making, rock-paper-scissors, hand game, geek, words and unwords, decision, ahead, warning, alternative decision-making game, psyche, psychology, humor, attitude, rochambeau, satire

Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with these rock-paper-scissors warning signage gifts!

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Shifted Chessboard Illusion (Optical Illusion) Letterhead Design

tagged with: shifted chessboard illusion, optical illlusion, illusion, chessboard, münsterberg illusion, geek, humor, psyche, words and unwords, visual illusion

Optical illusion fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the "Shifted Chessboard Illusion". The horizontal lines look crooked but actually are straight. The shifted chessboard or Münsterberg illusion, is an example of a geometrical-optical illusions.

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Friday, July 03, 2015

Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously Bag Tag

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Quantum physicists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, which include items such as quarks, leptons, photons, and the Higgs Boson. Make others do a double-take about what mass and matter are all about with these particle physics saying gifts with the following line: "Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously".

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Sunglint On The Nile (Picture Earth Satellite) Premium Trinket Boxes

tagged with: satellite photo, satellite geography, satellite, satellite photography, sunglint, picture earth, egypt, egyptian, sunglint on the nile, words and unwords, landscape, visible earth, geography, geographer, earth science, science, scientist, earth scientist, nile, river, desert, attitude, wordsunwords, nile river, picture from outer space, miscellaneous

No need to be a geographer or a visitor of Egypt to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite geography gifts featuring "Sunglint On The Nile". Make others do a double-take about Earth's imagery from outer space with any of these memorable landscape photography gifts!

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Life Is A Renal Existence (Kidney Nephron) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: life is a renal existence, kidney nephron, kidney, nephron, renal existence, saying, anatomy, medical, nephrologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, nephrology, anatomical, renal

Nephrologists, along with kidney donors and recipients, will enjoy any of these wry anatomical nephron attitude featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Renal Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific, medical fun with these featuring a kidney's nephron, complete with all key parts.

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Where In The World Would You Be Without O-Chem? Commuter Bag

tagged with: citric acid cycle, words and unwords, tricarboxylic acid cycle, humor, query, chemistry, geek, where in the world, would you be, krebs cycle

No need to be an organic chemist to enjoy wry Krebs cycle humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of the citric acid cycle (tricarboyxlic acid cycle) along with the following scientific rhyme: "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of biochemical attitude today!

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Open Source Dude (Software Developer Duke) Letterhead

tagged with: open source dude, software developer, software engineer, open source, duke mascot, helmet, geek, humor, words and unwords, programmer

No need to be an expert open source programmer to enjoy wry open source geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's mascot Duke, along with the caption "Open Source Dude". Duke is holding his helmet. Make others do a double-take regarding the fast-changing open source world with any of these software developer / software engineer open source attitude gifts!

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Gift Wrap Paper

tagged with: restructure your thoughts, advice, make the connections, build a better brain, geek humor, medical geek, brain, brainy, anatomy, words and unwords, anatomical, saying, medical advice, psyche, psychologist, neurosurgeon, neurologist

Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy!

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I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor Shirts

tagged with: words and unwords, statistical confidence, i am right about 95, bell curve, normal distribution curve, humor, statistics, 95 percent of the time, geek, 95 percent confident

No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right!

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What's Your Orbital Resonance? (Astronomy Humor) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: orbital resonance, inquiry, astronomer, meteors, words and unwords, asteroids, what's your orbital resonance, astronomy, solar system, geek humor

In celestial mechanics, an orbital resonance occurs when two orbiting bodies exert a regular, periodic gravitational influence on each other, usually due to their orbital periods being related by a ratio of two small integers. Orbital resonances greatly enhance the mutual gravitational influence of the bodies (i.e., their ability to alter or constrain each others' orbits). No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy any of these educational scientific featuring the Kirkwood gaps in the main belt of asteroids along with the query "What's Your Orbital Resonance?" Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are trying to ask with a dose of astronomy geek attitude today!

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Warning! Barracuda Inside SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: warning, barracuda inside, inside, barracuda, humor, funny, psyche, oceanographer, words and unwords, fish, saying, riddles, brain teasers, ruthless

Is there a barracuda inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy any of these double-entendre featuring a picture of a barracuda along with the following saying: "Warning! Barracuda Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with any of these gifts!

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Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Periodic T Courier Bags

tagged with: periodic table of elements, fundamental, words and unwords, elements, chemist, humor, nothing is more fundamentally elemental, chemistry, geek, periodic table

Showcase your wry chemical attitude the next time you travel with this mini-messenger bag featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following scientific saying: "Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Than The Periodic Table Of Elements". Chemists and chemistry majors will enjoy this educational mini-messenger bag gift!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Wrapping Paper

tagged with: humor, geology, earth science, geologist, seismologist, plate tectonics, schist, granite, words and unwords, geek, funny, attitude, science, earthquake, scientist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, saying, truism, rock hound, truisms

Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Evolution Of The Eye Custom Letterhead

tagged with: evolution of the eye, evolution, cells, eye, retina, anatomy, anatomical, biology, words and unwords, educational resources, attitude, educational, medical

Showcase your scientific and educational side with any of these gifts featuring evolution of the eye. No need to be a biologist or work in the medical field to enjoy these anatomical gifts!

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My Heart Beats For Cardiology (ECG / EKG) iPhone 4 Case-Mate Case

tagged with: heartbeat, electrocardiogram, cardiology, ecg, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, ekg, my heart beats for cardiology, words and unwords, medicine

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek humor with any of these sinus rhythm electrocardiogram gifts featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with medical attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology"!

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: physics, physics rules, magnetic quadrupole moment, moment, quadrupole moment, physics rules for the moment, geek, magnets, magnetism, words and unwords, physics major, rules, truism, saying, definition, nerd, funny, humor, attitude, sarcasm, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek magnetic humor with any of these featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the wry truism "Physics Rules For The Moment". Make others do a double-take on the use of the word "moment" with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Awards

tagged with: poetry, wonderland, lewis carroll, poem, the walrus and the carpenter, time has come, john tenniel, through the looking glass, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, stanza, nonsense, logic, nonsensical, reason, rhyme, rhythm, advice, funny, humor, attitude

Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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Driven By My Own Code (DNA Replication) Luggage Tag

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Programmers, computer scientists, and those who work with code everyday will enjoy any of the biological humor gifts. Featuring DNA replication, including labels of leading and lagging strands, along with the tongue-in-cheek geek truism saying "Driven By My Own Code". Make others do a double-take with any of these memorable scientific attitude gifts today! Perfect gifts for anyone who is driven!

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Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Rectangular Belt Buckle

Do you frequently call the director when playing the game of bridge (duplicate bridge)? Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard at bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take at what goes on during the game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor!

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Measurement Of Man (Vitruvian Man da Vinci) Folio Planner

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, vitruvian man, da vinci, artist, sculptor, scientist, mathematician, measurements, measurement of man, words and unwords, math, measure, foot, hand, drawing, renaissance

Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci created Vitruvian Man, his infamous drawing of proportion, with the "Measurement Of Man" in mind. Enjoy medieval and Renaissance measurements with any of these educational, scientific and historical Measurement Of Man gifts!

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