Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, July 03, 2015

My Heart Beats For Cardiology (ECG / EKG) iPhone 4 Case-Mate Case

tagged with: heartbeat, electrocardiogram, cardiology, ecg, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, ekg, my heart beats for cardiology, words and unwords, medicine

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek humor with any of these sinus rhythm electrocardiogram gifts featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with medical attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology"!

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: physics, physics rules, magnetic quadrupole moment, moment, quadrupole moment, physics rules for the moment, geek, magnets, magnetism, words and unwords, physics major, rules, truism, saying, definition, nerd, funny, humor, attitude, sarcasm, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek magnetic humor with any of these featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the wry truism "Physics Rules For The Moment". Make others do a double-take on the use of the word "moment" with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Awards

tagged with: poetry, wonderland, lewis carroll, poem, the walrus and the carpenter, time has come, john tenniel, through the looking glass, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, stanza, nonsense, logic, nonsensical, reason, rhyme, rhythm, advice, funny, humor, attitude

Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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Driven By My Own Code (DNA Replication) Luggage Tag

tagged with: saying, truism, entrepreneur, driven, driven by my own code, funny, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, scientist, mad scientist, programmer, computer scientist, biologist, dna, dna replication, deoxyribonucleic acid, science, scientific, educational, genetics, genetic code, code, information technology, geneticist, medical, molecular biologist, bioinformatics

Programmers, computer scientists, and those who work with code everyday will enjoy any of the biological humor gifts. Featuring DNA replication, including labels of leading and lagging strands, along with the tongue-in-cheek geek truism saying "Driven By My Own Code". Make others do a double-take with any of these memorable scientific attitude gifts today! Perfect gifts for anyone who is driven!

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Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Rectangular Belt Buckle

Do you frequently call the director when playing the game of bridge (duplicate bridge)? Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard at bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take at what goes on during the game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor!

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Measurement Of Man (Vitruvian Man da Vinci) Folio Planner

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, vitruvian man, da vinci, artist, sculptor, scientist, mathematician, measurements, measurement of man, words and unwords, math, measure, foot, hand, drawing, renaissance

Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci created Vitruvian Man, his infamous drawing of proportion, with the "Measurement Of Man" in mind. Enjoy medieval and Renaissance measurements with any of these educational, scientific and historical Measurement Of Man gifts!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: rock-paper-scissors game, sign, signage, warning sign, transportation sign, decision-making, rock-paper-scissors, hand game, geek, words and unwords, decision, ahead, warning, alternative decision-making game, psyche, psychology, humor, attitude, rochambeau, satire

Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with these rock-paper-scissors warning signage gifts!

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Are You At Equilibrium? Supply-And-Demand Curve Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: are you at equilibrium, economics, economist, equilibrium, supply-and-demand curve, humor, geek, words and unwords, economics teacher, economic forces, query, question, psychology, satire, sarcasm, psychologist, psyche

Economics humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring a supply-and-demand curve on a graph along with the following query caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?" No matter what your psychological (mental) state or economic state is, showcase your wry econ sense of humor with any of these geek query humor gifts today! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy!

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Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: psychology, black and white optical illusion, brain teaser, words and unwords, moth or faces, gestalt, negative space, gestalt phenomenon, faces, optical illusion

Showcase your optical illusion side with any of these featuring the optical illusion of "Moth Or Faces?" You decide exactly which picture you're looking at! Psychological gestalt phenomenon in perspective for all who view both moth and faces.

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Stay Focused Keep Coding (Top Bottom Sign) Samsung Galaxy S4 Cover

tagged with: stay focused, keep coding, sign, signage, android, bug droid, yellow diamond warning sign, programmer, open source, words and unwords, software engineer, software developer, saying, software development

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these wry geek signage gifts featuring Android's Bug Droid along with the saying that is often heard at work and during hackathons: "Stay Focused Keep Coding". Make others do a double-take with a dose of warning sign humor for the rest of the world today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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E=mc^2 Energy Always Exhibits Relativistic Mass Wrist Watch

tagged with: energy always exhibits relativistic mass, energy, mass, speed of light squared, geek, attitude, physics, modern physics, words and unwords, physicist, scientist, equation

Tell time with a dose of physics attitude with this watch featuring the infamous equation of E=mc^2 along with the following scientific truism saying: "Energy Always Exhibits Relativistic Mass". Great gift for any physicist!

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Where In The World Would You Be Without O-Chem? iPad Case

tagged with: citric acid cycle, words and unwords, tricarboxylic acid cycle, humor, query, chemistry, geek, where in the world, would you be, krebs cycle

Showcase your wry biochemical side with this Dodo case gift featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?"

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Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World (Nephron) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: renal, nephron, kidney, nephrology, nephrologists, embrace the renal world, geek, medical, medicine, words and unwords, anatomical, humor, saying, attitude, anatomy

Showcase your nephrological sense of style with a dose medical and anatomical humor with any of these featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying "Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean with a dose of renal (real) attitude today!

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The Making Of ATP (Photosynthetic Attitude) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: atp, words and unwords, the making of atp, photosynthesis, biology, biochemistry, photosynthetic attitude, from light to energy, chloroplast

Showcase your biochemical side with any of these featuring "The Making Of ATP" as found in a chloroplast. Educational, scientific featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Memorable educational biology for all who know how ATP is produced in plants! No need to be a biologist or botanist to enjoy!

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Open Source Dude (Software Developer Duke) Fabric

tagged with: open source dude, software developer, software engineer, open source, duke mascot, helmet, geek, humor, words and unwords, programmer

If you love to create with a dose of wry geek humor, you'll enjoy this fabric featuring Java's mascot Duke with helmet and thumbs up along with the caption "Open Source Dude". Let your open source attitude shine with this creative fabric -- that any software developer will enjoy -- today!

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Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside (Brain Humor) Wrist Watch

tagged with: brain, words and unwords, warning, anatomy, discombobulated, anatomical, discombobulated mind inside, brainy, geek humor, psyche

Showcase your wry brainy side with this watch featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on the kind of day that you're having the next time you tell time: "Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside".

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Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Stats Photo Plaques

tagged with: words and unwords, certainty, bell curve, normal distribution curve, humor, statistics, who needs it, geek, stats, when you have statistical confidence, statistical confidence

Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with a dose of bell curve attitude with any of these stats attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, complete with percentages under the curve. Comes with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics: "Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Statistical Confidence". Get a load of laughs with a dose of stats geek humor today! No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy.

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Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: phases of venus, venus, earth, astronomy, astronomical, elliptical, orbit, phases, astronomer, words and unwords, sun, telescope, planet, galactic, educational, astronomy teacher, educational resources

No need to be an astronomer to enjoy this design featuring the "Phases of Venus" as seen from Earth. Diagram features Sun, Earth, and Venus. Venus may have been the Goddess of Love, but let others know that you are concerned with more astronomical thoughts with any of these gifts!

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Words & Unwords Geology Humor Sayings 2014 Calndr Calendars

tagged with: earth science, geology, geology humor sayings, 2014 calendar, words and unwords, granite, plate tectonics, funny, humor, geek

Geologists and earth scientists will enjoy wry geek humor with this 2014 Calendar featuring various funny sayings about geology and earth science. Comes with 14 designs: one on the front, one on the back, and one for each month. Classic geology humor sayings for anyone into viewing the world through the lens of earth science!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: geology, geologist, oceanographer, warning black smoker inside, black smoker, sea vent, inside, humor, geek, words and unwords, vent, funny, psyche, science, attitude, saying, earth science, advice

Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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