Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, July 03, 2015

Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Periodic T Letterhead Template

tagged with: periodic table of elements, fundamental, words and unwords, elements, chemist, humor, nothing is more fundamentally elemental, chemistry, geek, periodic table

Showcase your tongue-in-cheek chemistry side with a dose of serious humor on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements. Scientific truism says "Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Than The Periodic Table Of Elements". For all those who understand what is truly fundamental in chemistry!

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Dynamic Electric Machine US Patent by Nikola Tesla Tough iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, nikola tesla, us patent, wireless, us patent 390721, electrical engineer, ac dynamo, words and unwords, alternate current, patent, genius, historical, electrical

If you are into wireless, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the AC dynamo, the "Dynamic Electric Machine" US Patent 390721 By Nikola Tesla (1856-1943). Showcase Tesla genius in today's modern wireless times!

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Just Call Me Semi-Conservative (DNA Replication) Notebook

tagged with: meselson-stahl experiment, dna replication, just call me semi-conservative, semi-conservative, helix, biology, molecular biology, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, experiment, biologist, scientist, educational resources

Semi-conservative does not refer to politics, but instead to the Meselson-Stahl experiment which proved that DNA replication was semi-conservative, with one strand coming from the original helix and one newly formed strand. Molecular biology gifts for anyone into experiments or DNA! Great conversation starter!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Display Plaques

tagged with: stereoscopic image pair, 3-d, honolulu, oahu, geography, earth science, satellite photo, picture earth, hawaii, words and unwords, humor, image from outer space

No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math teacher, irrational and transcendental, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, math, definition of pi, geek humor, pi symbol

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Citric Acid Letterhead

tagged with: this machine is, powered by citric acid, chemical molecule, geek, humor, chemistry, chemical structure, words and unwords, citric acid, molecular structure of citric acid

Geek chemistry attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring a 3-D representation of the citric acid chemical molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Citric Acid". If you love to eat fruits -- many which are packed with citric acid -- you'll enjoy any of these science humor gifts featuring the chemical structure of citric acid. Great gifts for anyone powered by citric acid!

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Team Fibonacci (Fibonacci Spiral) Spiral Note Book

tagged with: team fibonacci, fibonacci, fibonacci spiral, geek, math, mathematician, humor, attitude, words and unwords, quarter-circle arcs

A Fibonacci spiral approximates the golden spiral using quarter-circle arcs inscribed in squares of integer Fibonacci-number sides, shown for square sizes 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, and 34. Showcase your mathematical sense of proportion with any of these gifts featuring a Fibonacci spiral along with the caption "Team Fibonacci".

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Towel

tagged with: international morse code, engineer, samuel morse, telegraph, geek, humor, wireless communication, morse code, words and unwords, matter of morse, communication, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, educational resources

If you are an amateur radio operator, you'll enjoy any of these educational International Morse Code gifts, along with the truism saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse". For all who do not know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". Make others do a double-take in their communication with you with any of these wry saying gifts!

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Normal Heartbeat Inside ECG EKG Electrocardiogram Lunchbox

tagged with: ekg, ecg, electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, health, humor, normal heartbeat, heartbeat, words and unwords, normal heartbeat inside, medical, lab technician, science, attitude, funny, medical technology humor, geek, saying

Showcase your wry medical technology side the next time you have lunch with this lunchbox featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the saying "Normal Heartbeat Inside".

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

No need to be a physicist or physics major to enjoy wry scientific humor with magnetic style with any of these featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment. Make others do a double-take with this intelligent truism that says "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Double-entendre humor for those who know what a moment is! for all who know that time truly does pass from moment to moment all too quickly!

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I Love Genetics (DNA Replication) Scarf

tagged with: i love genetics, genetics, geneticist, dna, dna replication, molecular biology, biology, biologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, educational, funny

Showcase your wry molecular biology side with this scarf featuring DNA replication along with the caption "I Love Genetics". Great gift for any geneticist!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Coin Purses

Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with this wristlet featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time!

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Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium (Economics) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: money, words and unwords, household budget, graph, supply and demand curve, not in equilibrium, economics, geek humor, economic equilibrium, rarely do i reach

Make others do a double-take with any of these supply-and-demand curve featuring the cross-out sign along with the wry econ humor saying "Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium". Let others know that financial matters are hardly in balance when it comes to your pocketbook with any of these educational, economical truism sayings! No need to be an economist to enjoy!

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Do Not Stop Questioning (Philosophical Sign Humor) Baby Pacifier

tagged with: do not stop questioning, philosophical, stop sign, signage, transportation sign, humor, attitude, geek, words and unwords, love to question, philosopher, graduation, thoughtful, ponder, saying, truism, advice, riddles, brain teasers, do not stop

Do you ponder about everything in life? Showcase your wry philosophical side with any of these transportation sign humor gifts featuring the cross-out bar across a stop sign with the complete saying that means "Do Not Stop Questioning". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are trying to say with any of these thoughtful sign attitude gifts!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Thursday, July 02, 2015

Honeycomb Thoughts Inside (Android Bug Droid Bee) Samsung Galaxy S4 Cases

tagged with: honeycomb thoughts inside, honeycomb, thoughts, inside, software developer, software engineer, software development, words and unwords, code, android, bee, programmer, geek, humor, open source

Are you a software developer working on the Android platform? Show your honeycomb side with any of these gifts featuring Android Bug Droid with a honeycomb and bee on it. Featuring the saying "Honeycomb Thoughts Inside". Memorable gifts for any bug droid fan working on honeycomb! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist (Thermodynamics) Baby Pacifier

tagged with: carnot heat engine, thermodynamics, second law of thermodynamics, work, physics, physicist, geek, humor, 24 hours per day, words and unwords, saying, truism, attitude, educational, science, scientist, temperature differences, 7 days per week, 365 days per year, definition, heat engine diagram, science teacher, physics teacher, truisms

No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Carnot heat engine, along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day, 7 Days Per Week, 365 Days Per Year". Specifically, these gifts feature the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference, it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude gifts for all who work in the thermodynamic sense of the word!

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Get Ready For Derecho Season (Meteorology Weather) Postage Stamp

tagged with: derecho, meteorology, earth science, get ready for derecho season, extreme weather, words and unwors, serial derecho, progressive derecho, diagram, scientific, meteorologist, extreme weather fan, geek, humor

Specifically, a derecho is a widespread and long-lived, violent convectively induced straight-line windstorm that is associated with a fast-moving band of severe thunderstorms in the form of a squall line usually taking the form of a bow echo. Derechos blow in the direction of movement of their associated storms, similar to a gust front, except that the wind is sustained and generally increases in strength behind the "gust" front. Derechos occur mostly during the warmer months of the year, especially during the summer. Showcase your meteorological knowledge of derechos with this stamp featuring two derecho variants, serial and progressive, and the mechanics of each type, along with the saying "Get Ready For Derecho Season". Memorable postage for any meteorological fan!

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My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going (Krebs Cycle) Cases For iPhone 5

tagged with: my energy cycle, keeps me going, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, biochemistry, biologist, chemist, biochemist, scientist, funny geek saying, saying

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these geek saying gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, TCAC) and the following line: "My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going". Let others know what truly keeps your going with a dose of scientific fun!

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

No need to be a nephrologist or work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry anatomical, medical attitude featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound medical geek advice today with this science humor design!

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