Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, July 02, 2015

Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Statistics Candy Dishes

tagged with: psychology, words and unwords, probabilities, advice, think probabilities not possibilities, percentages, do statistics, statistics, geek humor, statistical saying

Showcase wry educational stats humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy! Psychological gifts for all realists who understand how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities!

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Totally Solid At My Core (Layers Of The Earth) Postage

tagged with: totally solid at my core, core of the earth, earth's layers, layers of the earth, earth science, geek, humor, geology, psyche, words and unwords, scientist, attitude, geological, geologist, double entendre, psychology, saying, funny, science, educational, advice, lifestyle

Are you a solid person? Showcase your wry earth scientific attitude the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring Earth's layers along with the following geek humor saying: "Totally Solid At My Core".

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Labyrinth Inside (Maze) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: labyrinth, labyrinth inside, inside, greek mythology, maze, psyche, puzzle, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers, geek

No need to be aware of the labyrinth in Greek mythology, which was an elaborate structure designed and built by the legendary artificer Daedalus for King Minos of Crete at Knossos to hold the Minotaur, a mythical half-bull half-man creature. If you are difficult to figure out, showcase your wry psychological side with any of these featuring a labyrinth (maze) along with the saying "Labyrinth Inside"!

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Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic (Humor) Watch

tagged with: mendeleev, periodic table of elements, chemistry, periodic table, geek, humor, love chemistry, because life is so periodic, organic chemistry, words and unwords, elements, chemist, funny, attitude, love letters font, love, periodic, regular, chemistry major, inorganic chemistry, educational, chemistry teacher, education

Showcase your wry Periodic Table side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following tongue-in-cheek saying that any chemist will agree with: "Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic".

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Defining The Origin Of Wine (Wine Grape Berry) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: defining the origin of wine, wine grape berry, grape anatomy, grape berry, anatomical, words and unwords, geek, attitude, wine fan, wine enthusiast, wine connoisseur

Showcase your botanical knowledge with any of these anatomical geek attitude featuring wine grape berry anatomy along with the caption "Defining The Origin Of Wine". No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy!

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Practicing Neurologist Inside (Neuron Synapse) Clock

tagged with: practicing neurologist inside, neurology, neurologist, neuron, synapse, inside, biology, words and unwords, neurotransmitter, scientific, educational, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Practicing Neurologist Inside".

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Nikola Tesla Power (Obama-Like Poster) Custom Letterhead

tagged with: words and unwords, inventor, physicist, alternating current, humor, obama-like poster, wireless, geek, electrical engineer, nikola tesla, tesla

Nikola Tesla essentially conceptualized today's wireless world. "Father of the Radio" and winner in the "War of the Currents", Nikola Tesla's contributions to the revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries shaped how we live today. Showcase wry geek humor with any of these Nikola Tesla portrait gifts, with Tesla in an Obama-like Change / Hope poster -- with the caption, as applied to Tesla, being "Power". Educational historical significant applies to the use of the word "power", since power, in the scientific as opposed to political sense, is synonymous with Tesla's contributions. Tesla is known for the Tesla effect of wireless energy transfer to wirelessly power electronic devices. Electrical engineers, mechanical engineers, physicists, inventors, entrepreneurs, and scientists will enjoy these memorable gifts. No need to be involved in political change to be revolutionary as Tesla was!

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Coded To Start And Stop (Codon Wheel) Galaxy S3 Case

tagged with: coded to start and stop, codon wheel, amino acids, rna codons, words and unwords, educational, molecular biology, protein synthesis, geek, humor, science, attitude

No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring a codon wheel along with the saying "Coded To Start & Stop". Make others do a double-take about what you are referring to with a dose of wry educational, scientific humor today!

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Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi Fabric

tagged with: words and unwords, irrational number, mathematical constant, just like pi, wanted, a constant in my life, geek humor, pi on a baked pie, pi fan, funny pi saying

Make things with a dose of geek attitude with this fabric featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following sentimental saying: "Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi". Mathematical constant humor for any maker; no need to wait until Pi Day rolls around to enjoy!

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Icosahedron With Golden Rectangles (Geometry) Pacifier

tagged with: vertices, geometry, math, golden ratio, golden rectangle, one-to-phi, mathematician, icosahedron, equilateral triangular faces, words and unwords, ratio, scientist, artist, architect, mathematics, shape, with golden rectangles, platonic solid, attitude, geek, humor, educational, math teacher, geometric, educational resources

Like icosahedrons? Know about golden rectangles? Showcase the icosahedron, a regular polyhedron with 20 identical equilateral triangular faces, 30 edges and 12 vertices, with any of these geometry gifts. The icosahedron is one of five Platonic solids and includes golden rectangles (i.e., a rectangle whose side lengths are in the golden ratio, one-to-phi, or approximately 1:1.618). Mathematicians know that a distinctive feature of this shape is that when a square section is removed, the remainder is another golden rectangle -- one with the same proportions as the first. Educational geometric fun for all!

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor Samsung Galaxy S2 Case

tagged with: international morse code, samuel morse, amateur radio operator, geek, humor, communication, wireless communication, morse code, words and unwords, is a matter of morse, message, truism, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, educational resources

If you are an amateur radio operator, you'll enjoy any of these educational International Morse Code gifts, along with the truism saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse". For all who do not know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". Make others do a double-take in their communication with you with any of these wry saying gifts!

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Charles Darwin (Darwin HMS Beagle Phylogenetics) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: charles darwin, scientist, naturalist, evolution, darwin, genealogical tree, phylogenetic tree, hms beagle, biologist, words and unwords, collector, vintage

Are you a fan of Charles Darwin and evolution? Showcase your vintage evolutionary side with any of these featuring a picture of Charles Darwin collage, the H.M.S. Beagle, and a rudimentary genealogical / phylogenetic tree. Memorable for biologists, naturalists, scientists, and all fans of evolution!

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Alive The Condition Of My Existence (ECG/EKG) Lunchbox

tagged with: alive, heartbeat, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, the condition of my existence, words and unwords, geek humor, humor, saying, attitude, geek, existential, medical technology, sinus rhythm

Showcase your wry medical technologist attitude the next time you have lunch with this lunch box featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the following quirky scientific truism saying: "Alive The Condition Of My Existence".

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Covered To The Brim With Skin (Skin Layers) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, skin, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, medicine, covered to the brim, geek humor

You are covered to the brim with skin. Showcase this wry anatomical scientific truism with any of these featuring the biology of human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Make others do a double-take about the epidermis and the other dermal layers with these science humor featuring the saying "Covered To The Brim With Skin"!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Wonderland Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Quote Pillows

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with this throw pillow featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Great throw pillow gift for anyone who doesn't want to go among mad people and has a Wonderland sense of humor!

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Life Is Nothing But A Twisted Event (DNA Humor) Gift Wrapping Paper

tagged with: life, biology, humor, geek, dna, dna replication, words and unwords, funny, life is nothing but, a twisted event, perspective, science, attitude, saying, scientist, biologist, sarcasm, educational, observation, lifestyle

No need to be a scientist or molecular biologist to enjoy wry DNA replication with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the truism saying "Life Is Nothing But A Twisted Event". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude today! Memorable gifts for all who have a twisted perspective on life!

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Bridge Is An Intellectual Game (Four Card Suits) Watch

Tell time with a dose of intelligent fun with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Bridge Is An Intellectual Game". Great watch for any avid bridge player!

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Wall Street Paved Too Much Beta Too Little Alpha Fabric

tagged with: wall street, paved with too much beta, too little alpha, economics, financial markets, money, wall street sign, words and unwords, signage, humor, money saying

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry economics / financial market humor the next time you create with this fabric featuring a Wall Street transportation sign along with the saying "Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta & Too Little Alpha". Economics / financial market humor for anyone who knows about volatility and the abnormal returns!

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Stop For Commitments & Contingencies (Stop Sign) Tags For Bags

tagged with: words and unwords, accounting, signage, stop sign, sign, transportation sign, stop for commitments and contingencies, geek humor, accountant humor, geek advice

Showcase your wry signage sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the stop sign that means the following: "Stop For Commitments & Contingencies". No need to be an accountant or transportation wonk to enjoy!

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