Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, June 26, 2015

I Move Mountains At Work (Software Developer) iPhone 5 Cover

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Software developers and software engineers will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek picture of Java's mascot Duke pushing or pulling on a level to move a virtual mountain in the background. Comes with the truism saying for all who work their magic with code: "I Move Mountains At Work". Gifts for all who know exactly what they do at work! Open source attitude fun!

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Use It Or Lose It (Anatomical Brain Humor) Pendant

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Showcase your wry intelligent side with a dose of anatomical humor the next time you wear this necklace featuring all of the key parts of a human brain along with the truism saying "Use It Or Lose It". Make others do a double-take on what they should be using with a dose of scientific humor advice today!

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Knowledge Is Power Do Statistics (Stats Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Those who work with statistics will enjoy any of these wry stats attitude gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve / Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Knowledge Is Power - Do Statistics". Statistical truism if there ever was one. Gifts for all those who understand hypothesis testing. No need to be a statistician to enjoy!

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Igneous Is Bliss (Geology Ignorance Is Bliss) T Shirts

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If you love igneous rock and have studied them in detail, you'll enjoy any of these wry geological attitude gifts featuring the classification scheme for igneous rocks on their mineralogy. As you probably know, igneous rock is formed by magma or lava (molten rock) cooling and becoming solid. The diagram features the mineralogical composition of igneous rocks with decreasing silica (SiO2) content. Make others do a double-take with these scientific truism gifts that include the fun-filled saying "Igneous Is Bliss" (a parody on Ignorance Is Bliss)!

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Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead (Diamond Yellow Sign) Dartboard With Darts

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If you have ever seen a meteor in the sky, when in-person or on video, you'll enjoy any of these astronomical humor gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign with a meteor streaking across the sky in a city along with the saying "Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead". Make others do a double-take at this common extraterrestrial event wherein a meteor hits the Earth and burns up in the sky that sometimes is apparent to our eyes.

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Elemental Material (Periodic Table Of Elements) Rectangular Belt Buckles

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Showcase your wry chemistry side with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following scientific truism caption for die-hard fan of the elements: "Elemental Material". Memorable gifts for any chemist or chemistry major!

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3 Types Of Plate Boundaries - Which Standing On? Shirt

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Educational geological fun is found on any of these gifts that feature the three different types of plate boundaries: transform, divergent, and convergent. Ask yourself and others which plate boundary you are standing on! Make others wonder about the earthquakes and plate tectonics today!

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Aquarium Inside (Four Aquarium Fishes) Samsung Galaxy S4 Cases

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Showcase your calm aquarium enthusiast side with any of these cases featuring four different aquarium fishes along with the saying "Aquarium Inside". Make others do a double-take at how calm you truly are with a dose of aquarium fan attitude!

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Nikola Tesla Progressive Development Of Man Quote Classic White Coffee Mug

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Wireless genius and "father of radio" Nikola Tesla once stated the following: "The progressive development of man is vitally dependent on invention." Words of wisdom and inspirational quote gifts by an inventor for all inventors!

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How Well Do You Know Virus Classification? T Shirt

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Microbiologists and virologists will enjoy this educational, scientific gift tee featuring various viruses. Showcasing the Baltimore Classification of viruses, which is based on the method of viral mRNA synthesis. Memorable scientific t-shirt for die-hard taxonomists of viruses with the query "How Well Do You Know Virus Classification?"

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Square Sticker

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No need to wait until March 14th each year to celebrate Pi Day. Showcase your math sense of humor with any of these geek attitude gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". Memorable gifts for math teachers, math majors, and anyone who is fascinated by the pi, the mathematical constant!

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Ricci Flow Solution Poincaré Conjecture (Geometry) T Shirts

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No need to be a mathematician or physicist or topologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Ricci flow, a kind of nonlinear diffusion equation. For the record, the Ricci flow (named after Gregorio Ricci-Curbastro) was introduced by Richard Hamilton in 1981 in order to gain insight into the geometrization conjecture of William Thurston, which concerns the topological classification of three-dimensional smooth manifolds. The Ricci flow plays an important role in Grigori Perelman's solution of the Poincaré conjecture. Memorable geometric gifts for any fan of geometric flows!

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I Just Need Some Leads (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Pinback Button

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No need to work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry emergency medical technician (EMT) gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram. ECG/EKG humor for all, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "I Just Need Some Leads". Make others do a double-take about what you need and what you are measuring with a dose of scientific, technical heartbeat rhythm fun!

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Celebrate Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Postage Stamps

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Showcase your wry magnetic attitude with a dose of physics geek humor with this stamp featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what moments you are referring to: "Celebrate Several Moments".

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Bags For Laptop

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Showcase your wry dermatological attitude the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "Dermatologists Know Their Skin". Educational, scientific fun for anyone who wonders what lies beneath their own skin!

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Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work Clocks

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Thomas Edison's adage is alive and well on any of these quotation gifts featuring his inspirational and motivational words: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Quote gifts for all those who work in professions with a high failure rate. Be inspired by inventor Thomas Alva Edison's words on looking on the bright side of trial-and-error!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Customized Stationery

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Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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Awesome DNA Inside Classic White Coffee Mug

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If you are not modest about your DNA, you'll enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek scientific gifts featuring DNA replication along with the immodest saying "Awesome DNA Inside". Complete with labels of all key parts of DNA replication. Timeless humor gifts for all those who believe that they have awesome DNA inside!

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Bridge Is My Obsession (Card Suits Bridge Humor) Tees

If you are an avid bridge player and consider yourself to be obsessed with the game of bridge, you'll enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "Bridge Is My Obsession". Let the world know exactly what you are obsessed with at your next bridge game!

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Life Is A Series Of Economies & Diseconomies Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to be an economist to understand that life is a series of economies and diseconomies of scale. Featuring long run average cost curve on economics graph, along with the wry life saying "Life Is A Series Of Economies & Diseconomies of Scale". Satire truism humor gifts for all familiar with economies and diseconomies of scale in life!

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