Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, June 22, 2015

Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Postage

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Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with this stamp featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Wall Clock

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Bags

If you feel that you can never play too much bridge and play into the wee hours of the morning in bridge tournaments, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge / duplicate bridge style today!

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Intelligent Investors Practice Value Investing Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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Value investors will enjoy introducing themselves with a dose of signage humor with these business cards featuring the saying "Intelligent Investors Practice Value Investing Or Else Suffer The Consequences". Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent investor attitude today!

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Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) Belt Buckles

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Showcase your optical illusion side with any of these gifts featuring the optical illusion of "Moth Or Faces?" You decide exactly which picture you're looking at! Psychological gestalt phenomenon in perspective for all who view both moth and faces.

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Quantum Physicist Inside (Higgs Field Higgs Boson) Tees

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Quantum physicists will enjoy wearing this educational, scientific tee featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, along with particles such as quarks, leptons, photons, and the Higgs boson. Featuring the saying that will make all others do a double-take on how you truly think about matter: "Quantum Physicist Inside"

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Customized Letterhead

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Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor gifts which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!

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If It Weren't For Krebs I Wouldn't Be Functional Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy wry science humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "If It Weren't For Krebs I Wouldn't Be Functional". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that will make others do a double-take about where you get your energy from!

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Make Everyday An Open Source Day (Java Duke) Tags For Luggage

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No need to wait until Earth Day to celebrate the Open Source movement with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot, Duke, hugging a tree along with the saying that is open source advocates will love: "Make Everyday An Open Source Day".

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My Life Gotten To Point Consider Brain Transplant iPhone 5 Covers

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Brainy geek humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "My Life Has Gotten To The Point Where I Would Seriously Consider A Brain Transplant". Memorable quirky brain attitude gifts for all who desire to be someone else!

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Powered By Statistics (Stats Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Belt Buckle

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Showcase your realistic and rational astronomical side with any of these yellow diamond warning sign gifts featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth". Make others do a double-take on what to think about the next time they look at the sky!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) 4.25x5.5 Paper Invitation Card

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside Skin For 15" Laptop

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Showcase your inner wild cat side from thousands of years ago with any of these gifts featuring the Smilodon, also known as the sabre-toothed cat or sabre-toothed tiger which went extinct around 10,000 BC. Gifts include a female Smilodon and says "Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside". Memorable feline gifts for all extinct wild cat fans! Attitude for all who desire to have lengthy maxillary canines!

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Life Is So Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) Rectangular Belt Buckle

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Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements side with any of these gifts featuring all of the elements along with the saying "Life Is So Elemental". Scientific truism gifts for all who know their chemistry!

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Nikola Tesla Edison Needle Haystack Theory Quote Classic White Coffee Mug

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Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla were both scientists and inventors, yet they were worlds apart when it came to methods. Showcase the words of wisdom by Nikola Tesla with this quote on any of these gifts: "If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety percent of his labor." Perfect Tesla quote gifts for engineers, scientists, inventors, and all those who understand that a little theory and calculation can go a long way in terms of saved labor!

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Love Bacteria Only Culture Some People Have Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to be a microbiologist to enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts feature a labeled prokaryote, along with the saying "Love Bacteria - They Are Often The Only Culture That Some People Have". Make others do a double-take about bacteria with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) T-shirts

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Are you hungry for pi? Showcase your wry mathematical constant side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following truism saying for all pi fans: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy any of these pi saying humor gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin (Chemistry) Rectangular Belt Buckle

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Showcase your wry biochemical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of the molecule that is largely responsible for mood and appetite in all of us, serotonin. Includes the following scientific truism that will make others do a double-take: "This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin".

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The Golden Rectangle (Geometry Math Ratio) Drink Coasters

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the golden rectangle, where the side lengths are in the golden ratio. Memorable ratio gifts for all fans of geometry and ratios!

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