Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Custom Letterhead

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Challenge Yourself Play Chess (Chess Attitude) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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If you're an avid chess player, you'll enjoy introducing yourself to others with this business card design featuring a reflective chess set "Challenge Yourself Play Chess". Make others do a double-take about what they can do to get out of their natural comfort zone with a dose of chess attitude today!

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You Are Cordially Invited To A Mad Tea Party 5.25x5.25 Square Paper Invitation Card

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No need to actually hold a "Mad Tea Party" similar to what was found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" to order any of these Wonderland attitude invitations. Featuring the classic Mad Tea Party drawing by John Tenniel along with the tongue-in-cheek saying for whatever party you are having: "You Are Cordially Invited To A Mad Tea Party". Whimsical fun for anyone who throws a party and enjoys Wonderland attitude!

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Musical Rhythm Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) T Shirts

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Do you love music? Do you believe that your love for music is in your genes? Showcase wry genetics attitude with any of these DNA replication gifts featuring the saying "Musical Rhythm Is In My Genes". Make others do a double-take at the genetic basis for your love of music!

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Exercise Your Mind Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage Stamps

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of style the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Exercise Your Mind Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge advice today!

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Wallclock

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Wry suggestive economics humor gifts for all those who work with models in the world of econometrics! Comes with the supply-and-demand curve along with the following saying: "Economists Do It With Models".

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The Devil's Pitchfork (Optical Illusion) Note Pads

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Classic optical illusion gifts featuring the devil's pitchfork! Where does the third prong come from? Seems to appear out of no where if you look closely!

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Friday, June 19, 2015

Proof Of The Existence Of The Higgs Boson 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

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Particle physicists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, including quarks, leptons, protons, and the infamous Higgs boson. Make others do a double-take at the sub-atomic view of the world with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the following saying: "Proof Of The Existence Of The Higgs Boson Is Important To The Understanding Of Time, Space & Matter".

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I Survived Winter Storm Nemo (NASA Outer Space) Ceramic Tiles

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If you survived Winter Storm Nemo and are a fan of meteorology, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring Winter Storm / Blizzard Nemo from outer space (as taken by NASA) along with the saying "I Survived Winter Storm Nemo".

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Powered By Biochemistry (Krebs Cycle) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Face it -- you are powered by biochemistry. No need to be a biochemist to enjoy any of these wry biochemistry attitude gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle, along with the caption "Powered By Biochemistry". Memorable scientific educational gift for all who know about cellular metabolism!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) Tiles

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Showcase your wry nephritic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life". Memorable anatomical attitude gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Commuter Bag

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Classic geek humor is found on this laptop bag featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke pulling a lever and moving a crane picking up a rock in the digital background along with the following saying: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains". Make others do a double-take the next time you work and travel with a dose of open source programmer attitude today!

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Reboot Needed (Brain Anatomy) Laptop Commuter Bag

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Do you need a reboot from time to time? Showcase your wry brainy anatomical attitude with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Reboot Needed". Memorable laptop bag gift for any intellectual or deep thinker!

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Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities (Stats Fun) Tee Shirt

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Do you think in terms of probabilities? Do you see life as a bunch of probabilities? Look no further than any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), as well as the life truism saying "Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities". No need to be a mathematician, statistician, or psychologist to enjoy! Memorable educational gifts for all who see life in probabilistic terms!

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Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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Showcase your wry statistical attitude the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards featuring a normal distribution curve (bell curve), complete with percentages under the curve, along with the saying "Summarizing Statistics".

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Belt Buckle

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Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific imagery attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside".

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Geological Time Clock (Earth Science) T-shirts

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No need to be a geologist or earth scientist to enjoy any of these "Geological Time Clock" gifts, featuring the various time periods of Earth's history. Note: Barely readable clock, with all gifts suitable as gag gifts. Make others do a double-take when taking a look at the history of Earth with any of these timeless scientific attitude gifts!

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Labyrinth Inside (Maze) Award

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No need to be aware of the labyrinth in Greek mythology, which was an elaborate structure designed and built by the legendary artificer Daedalus for King Minos of Crete at Knossos to hold the Minotaur, a mythical half-bull half-man creature. If you are difficult to figure out, showcase your wry psychological side with any of these gifts featuring a labyrinth (maze) along with the saying "Labyrinth Inside"!

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Mendeleev's Madness (Periodic Table Of Elements) Dart Boards

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Showcase your wry chemistry side with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying that will surely make others do a double-take before getting into a conversation about the elements: "Mendeleev's Madness". Educational, scientific chemistry humor gifts for all who know about the history of the Periodic Table of Elements!

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Our Machinery Will Be Driven By A Power Obtainable Pinback Button

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If you enjoy wireless in today's modern society, you'll enjoy any of these quote gifts featuring the "Father of Radio and Wireless" Nikola Tesla. Tesla was a scientist, inventor, and engineer advocated alternate current and was well ahead of his time. Quote says: "Ere many generations pass, our machinery will be driven by a power obtainable at any point of the universe." Memorable gifts for scientists, inventors, engineers, and entrepreneurs who know that today's wireless society was invented by Tesla!

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