Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, June 15, 2015

Living Fossil Inside (Coelacanth) Tiles

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Do you consider yourself a fossil? No matter what your age, showcase your wry scientific sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a true living fossil, the coelacanth, along with the saying "Living Fossil Inside". The coelacanths, which are related to lungfishes and tetrapods, were believed to have been extinct since the end of the Cretaceous period. They were considered the "missing link" between the fish and the tetrapods until the first Latimeria specimen was found off the east coast of South Africa, off the Chalumna River in 1938. Make others do a double-take on the subject of evolution and age -- particularly old age -- with any of these coelacanth attitude gifts!

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Wired For Heartbeat (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Commuter Bags

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, wired for heartbeat, gifts for emts, emergency medical technician humor

Showcase your knowledge of medical technology the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG electrocardiogram along with the saying "Wired For Heartbeat". Memorable gift for anyone with a heartbeat!

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Letterhead

tagged with: skin, dermatology, dermatologist, skin deep, skin layers, beauty, saying, humor, words and unwords, beauty cannot be just, funny, geek, attitude, medical, educational, scientific, anatomy, anatomical, advice

Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying gifts for all who have skin!

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Postage Stamp

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

Let your wry physics side shine the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Time Passes Moment To Moment".

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Anticipate Future Moves Play Chess (Chess Set) Tee Shirts

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Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Anticipate Future Moves Play Chess". No need to be an avid chess player or chess teacher to understand the importance of anticipating future moves in the game of chess -- as well as in life, generally speaking. Memorable gifts for any chess player who thinks three moves ahead all the time!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success iPad Folio Case

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

Motivational and inspirational quote by Thomas Edison for all those who never give up. Celebrate your persevering attitude today with this Thomas Edison quotation Dodo case gift featuring Edison's timeless and inspirational words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."

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Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink Wall Clocks

tagged with: madness and creativity, can all stem from, drink, drink me, alice, wonderland, wonderland attitude, lewis carroll, words and unwords, john tenniel, saying, creativity

Showcase your Wonderland attitude with any of these gifts featuring Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following Wonderland truism saying: "Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink".

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Competitive Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Tee Shirts

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Do you love to compete? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these DNA replication attitude gifts featuring the following saying: "Competitive Genes Inside".

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Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious (Four Card Suits) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Bridge players of all ages will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the often heard saying at the bridge table: "Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious". Make others do a double-take about how seriously you take the game of bridge with any of these bridge humor saying gifts!

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Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium (Economics) Watches

tagged with: money, words and unwords, household budget, graph, supply and demand curve, not in equilibrium, economics, geek humor, economic equilibrium, rarely do i reach

Showcase your wry economics sense of humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a cross-out over a supply-and-demand curve graph along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel about money matters: "Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium".

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Twisted Cord Illusion (False Spiral) Dart Board

tagged with: twisted cord illusion, false spiral, spiral optical illusion, spiral illusion, optical illusion, concentric circles, black arc segments, geek, humor, words and unwords, fraser spiral illusion, attitude, visual, illusion, illusory, brain teaser, educational, psychology, psyche, optics, riddles, brain teasers

What exactly do you see when you take a look at this twisted cord illusion? Showcase optics fun with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the twisted cord illusion, also known as the false spiral or Fraser spiral illusion. Caption -- visible on select items -- includes the following note for viewers: "Notice the overlapping black arc segments appear to form a spiral. Nevertheless, the black arcs are a series of concentric circles." Make others do a double-take with their eyes today!

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Sunday, June 14, 2015

Electromagnetic Spectrum (Wavelengths Comparison) iPhone 5 Cover

tagged with: wavelengths, comparison, electromagnetic spectrum, educational, physics, words and unwords, physicist, electromagnetic radiation, spectrum, frequencies

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring a comparison of varying wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum. "Electromagnetic Spectrum" gifts for those who know about the the range of all possible frequencies of electromagnetic radiation.

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It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle) Hand Towel

tagged with: it's all organic, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, biochemistry, biochemist, biochemical energy, scientist, science, words and unwords, geek saying, atp, energy, geek humor, chemist, biologist, biology, chemistry, energy cycle, organic chemistry, organic chemist, saying

Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle / tricarboxylic acid cycle) attitude is alive and well on this kitchen towel featuring the saying "It's All Organic". Memorable science humor saying gift for biochemists, biologists, chemists, scientists, and anyone into organic chemistry!

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Life Is A Renal Existence (Kidney Nephron) Postage Stamp

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Nephrologists, along with kidney donors and recipients, will enjoy sending correspondence with this wry anatomical nephron attitude stamp featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Renal Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific, medical fun with this postage featuring a kidney's nephron, complete with all key parts.

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I'll Put Off Thinking About My Procrastination Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: i'll put off thinking, about my procrastination, brain, brainy, geek, procrastinaton, procrastinator, until tomorrow, words and unwords, another day in the future, joke, humor, psyche, anatomy, brain anatomy, attitude

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop geek humor bag gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "I'll Put Off Thinking About My Procrastination Until Tomorrow Or Another Day In The Future".

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Software Developers Know How To Surf Through Time Case For The iPad Mini

tagged with: software developers, java, java's duke, programmer, open source, know how to surf, surf through time, words and unwords, software development, software engineer, geek, attitude, humor

Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke along with the saying "Software Developers Know How To Surf Through Time".

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Stats Humor) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: normal, psyche, psychology, normality, normal distribution curve, bell curve, query, saying, rhetorical question, funny, geek, humor, attitude, stats, statistics, statistician, words and unwords, percentages, educational, lifestyle

Showcase your wry statistics attitude with any of these bell curve humor gifts! Featuring the rhetorical question: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, statistical style with these memorable gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, with percentages under the curve! No need to be a mathematician, statistician, or psychologist to enjoy!

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Bacteria Can't Live With Some Of Them & Can't Live Wall Clocks

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Discussing bacteria is often like discussing a two-edged sword. Showcase your wry prokaryotic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a bacterium / prokaryotic cell along with the following saying: "Bacteria Can't Live With Some Of Them & Can't Live Without Some Of Them". Make others do a double-take on what bacteria is all about, with tongue-in-cheek scientific nuance!

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What's Your Orbital Resonance? (Astronomy Humor) Round Wall Clock

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In celestial mechanics, an orbital resonance occurs when two orbiting bodies exert a regular, periodic gravitational influence on each other, usually due to their orbital periods being related by a ratio of two small integers. Orbital resonances greatly enhance the mutual gravitational influence of the bodies (i.e., their ability to alter or constrain each others' orbits). No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy any of these educational scientific gifts featuring the Kirkwood gaps in the main belt of asteroids along with the query "What's Your Orbital Resonance?" Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are trying to ask with a dose of astronomy geek attitude today!

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Be Fundamental Know Your Elements (Periodic Table) Belt Buckles

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Showcase your wry chemistry side with a dose of Periodic Table of Elements attitude with any of these gifts featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Memorable chemistry saying gifts for chemistry teachers, chemistry majors, and chemists! For all fans of the Periodic Table!

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