Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, June 12, 2015

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Poster

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your fifth dimension side with this poster featuring a cube drawn with five dimensions along with the saying "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" No need to be a mathematician to enjoy!

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Wanted Normal Hearbeat (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram)

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, ekg, medicine, wanted normal heartbeat, normal sinus rhythm, emt, medical personnel

Showcase your wry electrocardiogram attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG (electrocardiogram) along with the saying "Wanted Normal Heartbeat". No need to have a heart murmur or heart trouble to enjoy tongue-in-cheek medical humor!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Stamps

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, moment by moment, magnetism, physics, physicist, attention deficit disorder, geek, humor, words and unwords, my ideas come and go, moment, science, psychology, ideas, funny, attitude, saying, truism, four magnets

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor with this postage featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting intellectual style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with this magnetic quadrupole moment stamp the next time you send correspondence!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Stationery

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, geek, skin, it helps to have, a thick skin

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin". Make others do a double-take about the attitude necessary to deal with all of the rejections in life with a dose of skin humor today!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Customized Letterhead

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Future Grandmaster (Reflective Chess Set) Baby Bodysuit

tagged with: future grandmaster, chess, grandmaster, saying, geek, attitude, reflective chess set, chess set, words and unwords, chess players, chess aspiration, chess goal, chess pieces, chess sayings, chess game

Chess players who aspire to be Grandmasters will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Future Grandmaster". For any chess player who aspires to reach the highest echelons of the chess world!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPhone 5 Cases

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Mental Toughness Is Part Of My DNA Tee Shirts

tagged with: mental toughness, part of my dna, dna, geek, psyche, biopsychology, dna humor, dna replication, words and unwords, molecular biologist, psychologist, scientist, attitude, saying

Are you a mentally tough person? Showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Mental Toughness Is Part Of My DNA". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bio-psychology geek attitude today!

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Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are referring to with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive bridge humor today!

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Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection Postage Stamp

tagged with: do not invest, in a stock, priced for perspection, stock market, stock market graph, sign, signage, economics, investors, words and unwords, value investing, do it yourself investor, geek, humor, advice, econ, stockbroker, financier, investor, invest, investment advice

Sound economic advice is alive and well on this postage stamp featuring a yellow diamond sign that says the following: "Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection". Relevant and timely investment advice at a time when the stock market is hitting its all time highs for the next time you send correspondence!

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Welcome To Night Owl County (Signs) Tee Shirts

tagged with: transportation, signs, signage, humor, attitude, night owl, welcome to night owl county, county sign, funny, late night, wordsunwords, wordandunwords, welcome, night owl county, saying, lifestyle

Are you a night owl? Do you stay up into the wee hours of the morning? Showcase your wry night owl side with a dose of transportation signage humor fun with any of these gifts featuring the county sign that says "Welcome To Night Owl County". No need to be working the graveyard shift or studying until 3AM in the morning to enjoy!

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Tiles

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, motion illusion, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, perception, words and unwords, psyche, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, visual perception, wordsandunwords, static image, contrasts, interacting effects

Optical illusion fun is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the motion illusion. Caption says it all: "Static image appears to be moving due to the cognitive effects of interacting color contrasts and shape position." Caption on select items. Perfect psyche / psychology humor gag gift for any fan of optical illusions! Make others do a visual double-take today!

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Be Powerful (Power Equations) Study Physics Tshirt

tagged with: be powerful, study physics, physics equations for power, power, physics, physicist, physics teacher, geek, humor, words and unwords, attitude, advice, physics major, joke, saying, equations

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher or physics major to enjoy any of these educational, informative gifts featuring four different equations for power along with the saying "Be Powerful Study Physics". Classic geek humor at its best for all who study physics and are powerful because of their knowledge!

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Energy Production Inside (Krebs Cycle) Computer Bag

tagged with: citric acid cycle, words and unwords, energy production inside, energy, krebs cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, geek, inside, tcac, energy cycle

Do you have lots of energy when you're traveling to and from a location? Showcase your wry biochemical side with this laptop bag featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the following scientific truism saying: "Energy Production Inside".

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Candy Dishes

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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When Earthquakes Arrive Just Roll Along Waves Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: rayleigh wave, seismology, seismologist, earth science, earth scientist, waves, physics, earthquakes, just roll along their waves, wave, physicist, advice, saying, scientist, words and unwords, geek, humor, educational

No need to have been in an earthquake to enjoy seismology attitude with any of these Rayleigh wave gifts. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "When Earthquakes Arrive Just Roll Along Their Waves". Rayleigh waves are a type of surface acoustic wave that travels on solids and are of a rolling nature, similar to ocean surface waves. Make others do a double-take at exactly what happens during an earthquake with a dose of educational geophysics surface wave advice today!

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Boneheaded Thoughts Inside Custom Letterhead

tagged with: skull, bones, anatomy, boneheaded thoughts inside, inside, geek, humor, psychology, thinker, words and unwords, anatomical, funny, attitude, science, scientific, medicine, doctor, educational, education, psyche, diagram, philosopher, joke, saying, medical

Do you have boneheaded thoughts inside of your skull? No need to be a skeleton to enjoy this wry scientific anatomical humor design featuring the different parts of the skull, complete with labels. Inform others with tongue-in-cheek skull anatomy attitude that you have "Boneheaded Thoughts Inside" of you with any of these memorable gifts. No need to work in the field of medicine or education to enjoy!

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Live Large Love Chemistry Periodic Table Elements Dart Boards

tagged with: live large love chemistry, chemistry, chemist, chemistry major, geek humor, periodic table fo elements, chemistry saying, words and unwords, elements, geek, humor, saying, funny

No need to be a chemist or chemistry major -- although it may certainly help -- to enjoy any of these wry Period Table of Elements gifts featuring the following saying in Love Letters font: "Live Large Love Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific fun for all with any of these Periodic Table saying gifts today!

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Warning! Faulty Connections Inside Neuron Synapse Square Sticker

tagged with: warning, geek, words and unwords, synapse, neuron, faulty connections inside, geek humor, neurology, anatomy, biology

Showcase your wry neuronal sense of humor with any of these anatomical advice gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Warning! Faulty Connections Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of neurotransmitter attitude today!

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Nikola Tesla Scientists From Franklin To Morse Bicycle Card Deck

tagged with: quote, nikola tesla, quotation, words and unwords, scientist, clear thinkers, one must be sane, thinker, geek, tesla

Tesla fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a portrait of Nikola Tesla along with one of his quotations about sanity and science: "The scientists from Franklin to Morse were clear thinkers and did not produce any erroneous theories. The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane." No need to be an electrical engineer or scientist to enjoy any of these Nikola Tesla quotation gifts!

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