Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, June 12, 2015

Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Laptop Skins

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math teacher, irrational and transcendental, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, math, definition of pi, geek humor, pi symbol

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin (Chemistry) iPhone 5C Cover

tagged with: serotonin, humor, chemical molecule, biochemistry, chemistry, geek, this machine is powered by, molecular structure, words and unwords, powered by serotonin

Showcase your wry biochemical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of the molecule that is largely responsible for mood and appetite in all of us, serotonin. Includes the following scientific truism that will make others do a double-take: "This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin".

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Skins For Laptops

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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I Am Comfortable In My Skin (Dermal Layers) Galaxy S5 Covers

tagged with: i am comfortable in my, own skin, skin, skin layers, dermatology, dermatologist, humor, geek, words and unwords, anatomy, anatomical, skin anatomy, saying, truism, funny, attitude, realist

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "I Am Comfortable In My Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of wry anatomical biological attitude today!

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I'm Confused At The Moment (Quadrupole Moment) Customized Letterhead

tagged with: magnets, moment, physics, magnetic quadrupole moment, i'm confused at the moment, geek, humor, physicist, physics major, words and unwords, science, scientist, double entendre, magnetism, confusion, saying, truism, psychology, truisms, psyche

No need to be a confused physics major or physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek geek humor with any of these gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the truism saying "I'm Confused At The Moment". Double-entendre word-play gifts for all who know about the term "moment" in the world of physics!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPad Mini Cases

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

Showcase your wry bridge sense of humor the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Memorable business cards for any bridge teacher, bridge club owner, or avid bridge player!

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Relaxing Is In My DNA (DNA Replication) Ringer Coffee Mug

tagged with: relaxing is in my dna, dna, dna replication, genes, genetics, molecular biology, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, saying, relaxation, relax, biologist, scientist

If you love to relax, showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Relaxing Is In My DNA".

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Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory Not Often Postage

tagged with: supply-and-demand curve, economics, economist, humor, equilibrium, truism, psychology, rational behavior, geek, words and unwords, saying, psyche, irrational behavior, attitude, money, shopping

Showcase your wry economics sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the supply-and-demand curve in equilibrium along with the following truism saying: "Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory But Often Not Found In Practice".

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Postage

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, motion illusion, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, perception, words and unwords, psyche, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, visual perception, static image, contrasts, interacting effects

Showcase your wry optical illusion side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the optical illusion of "Motion Illusion". Just stare at it and the image will appear to move!

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The Road Of Life Is Slippery When You Least Expect T-shirts

tagged with: philosophy, thinker, philosopher, saying, humor, geek, funny, traffic sign, transportation sign, engineer, divorce, road of life, slippery, signs, signage, truism, inspirational, motivational, sarcasm, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, attitude, lifestyle

Do you often find the road of life to be slippery when you least expect it to be? No matter what you do for a living, showcase your thoughtful wry attitude with any of these traffic signs, along with the saying "The Road Of Life Is Slippery When You Least Expect It". Truism reflective attitude gifts for all who find the road of life to be slippery in certain spots!

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Thursday, June 11, 2015

Power Relationships In Physics (Wheel Chart) Oval Sticker

tagged with: power relationships in physics, illustration, chart wheel, physics, physicist, geek, attitude, educational, words and unwords, equations, humor, power, power relationships, voltage, current, resistance

Showcase your knowledge of the power relationships in physics with any of these gifts featuring a wheel cart of the equations of power, current, voltage, and resistance -- i.e., the "Power Relationships In Physics". No need to be a physics teacher to enjoy wry geek humor today!

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Burn Scars In Central Africa (Picture Earth) Tshirt

tagged with: environment, burn scars in central africa, agriculture, geography, words and unwords, geographer, landscape, visible earth, satellite photo, picture earth, burn scars, environmentalism, satellite imagery, central africa, satellite, environmentalist, earth science, science in society

No need to have traveled to Central Africa and the Congo region to understand that it is being threatened by human activities. Showcase vivid satellite photo imagery with any of these Picture Earth gifts featuring "Burn Scars In Central Africa". The photo shows the harsh environmental consequences due to the slash-and-burn farming -- and the tremendous impact that human activities have on their landscape. Environmental awareness gifts for all!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Towel

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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My Life Follows A Certain Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Computer Bag

tagged with: my life follows, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, certain cycle, saying, geek, humor, words and unwords, attitude, scientist, funny, energy, atp, chemistry, biochemistry, biochemist, biologist

Showcase your wry Krebs cycle attitude with this laptop bag featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the following scientific truism saying: "My Life Follows A Certain Cycle". No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy!

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The Making Of ATP (Photosynthetic Attitude) Postage

tagged with: atp, words and unwords, the making of atp, photosynthesis, biology, biochemistry, photosynthetic attitude, from light to energy, chloroplast

Showcase your educational, scientific, biochemical side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the caption "The Making Of ATP".

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Open Source Martians Inside (Duke Rover) Cover For The iPad Mini

tagged with: software developer, rover, open source martians inside, software engineer, words and unwords, open source, programmer, martian, geek humor, mars rover

No need to be a fan of Mars to enjoy wry geek humor the next time you surf the web with this iPad case gift featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke riding a Martian rover -- whether Spirit or Opportunity is up to you! Make others do a double-take about your open source Martian side the next time you surf the web with the saying: "Open Source Martians Inside".

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Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor) Laptop Bag

tagged with: brain, brainy, anatomy, medical, anatomical, never mind, geek, psyche, humor, words and unwords, saying

Showcase your wry brainy side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor)".

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Don't Be Mean Be Above Average (Statistics Humor) Tshirt

tagged with: statistician,stats,statistics,bell curve,normal distribution curve,percentages,words and unwords,don't be mean,be above average,statistical humor,geek humor,psyche,psychology,scientist,mathematician,geek,attitude,saying,humor

In the world of statistics, mean means average. Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts featuring the following stats truism saying: "Don't Be Mean Be Above Average". Make everyone do a double about what you are referring to with a dose of statistical attitude today! Memorable gifts for any calm and rational statistician!

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Clocks

tagged with: skin, dermatology, dermatologist, skin deep, skin layers, beauty, saying, humor, words and unwords, beauty cannot be just, funny, geek, attitude, medical, educational, scientific, anatomy, anatomical, advice

Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying gifts for all who have skin!

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