Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: phases of venus, venus, earth, astronomy, astronomical, elliptical, orbit, phases, astronomer, words and unwords, sun, telescope, planet, galactic, educational, astronomy teacher, educational resources

No need to be an astronomer to enjoy this design featuring the "Phases of Venus" as seen from Earth. Diagram features Sun, Earth, and Venus. Venus may have been the Goddess of Love, but let others know that you are concerned with more astronomical thoughts with any of these gifts!

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Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans T Shirts

tagged with: plate tectonics, trench, mariana trench, deepest point in earth's oceans, geography, geographer, earth science, earth scientist, seismologist, oceanographer, educational, scientific, science, words and unwords, geology, geologist, wordsandunwords, educational resources

No need to be an earth scientist or seismologist or geographer to know about the deepest point in Earth's oceans, the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring "Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans"!

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Billions And Billions Of These (Prokaryote) Inside iPad 3 Skins

tagged with: prokaryote, bacteria, biologist, inside, microbiologist, bacterium, geek, humor, words and unwords, medical, microbiology, flagella, saying, truism, definition, biological, attitude, funny, scientific, scientist, science, educational, health, medicine

There are, whether you like it or not, billions and billions of bacteria inside of us. Showcase your wry microbiological sense of humor with any of these prokaryotic attitude gifts featuring a prokaryote, along with the saying "Billions & Billions Of These Inside". Make others do a double-take at exactly what lies within all of us with any of these scientific geek humor gifts!

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Live Large Love Chemistry Periodic Table Elements Pitcher

tagged with: live large love chemistry, chemistry, chemist, chemistry major, geek humor, periodic table fo elements, chemistry saying, words and unwords, elements, geek, humor, saying, funny

No need to be a chemist or chemistry major -- although it may certainly help -- to enjoy any of these wry Period Table of Elements gifts featuring the following saying in Love Letters font: "Live Large Love Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific fun for all with any of these Periodic Table saying gifts today!

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Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire Neuron / Synapse Bags For Laptop

tagged with: slow down, neuron, synapse, let your synapses fire, anatomy, medical, humor, geek, saying, words and unwords, funny, anatomical, thinker, philosopher, psychology

Showcase your wry neuronal side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire". Make everyone do a double-take with a dose of sound anatomical humor today!

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Nikola Tesla Alternate Currents Mechanical Nature Card Deck

tagged with: rarefied gases, alternate currents, quote, inventor, words and unwords, physicist, physics, alternating current, nikola tesla, tesla quote

Electrical engineers, physicists, and advocates of wireless will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a portrait of "Wizard of Wireless" and "Father of Radio", Nikola Tesla, along with one of his quotes on alternate currents: "Alternate currents, especially of high frequencies, pass with astonishing freedom through even slightly rarefied gases. The upper strata of the air are rarefied. To reach a number of miles out into space requires the overcoming of difficulties of a merely mechanical nature."

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Team Autotroph (Plant Cell Biology) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: team autotroph, plant cell, biology, biologist, botanist, food producer, autotroph, scientific, words and unwords, educational, environmentalist, geek, humor, attitude, saying

No need to be a plant biologist or cell biologist to enjoy wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a plant cell along with the caption "Team Autotroph". Make others do a double-take on the world of plants as autotrophs -- producers of their own food -- with any of these educational, scientific humor gifts today!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Galaxy SII Cover

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math teacher, irrational and transcendental, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, math, definition of pi, geek humor, pi symbol

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Case-Mate iPhone 4 Case

tagged with: organic chemistry, biology, mitochondria, intracellular, atp, adenosine triphosphate, electron transport chain, oxidative phosphorylation, words and unwords, geek, truism, chemistry, biologist, chemist, saying, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, science, scientist, humor, attitude, cell biology, matrix, chemical energy

Showcase your wry organic chemistry self with any of these gifts that showcase the electron transport chain, including the Krebs cycle. Educational design featuring oxidative phosphorylation occurs in the mitochondria. Truism science attitude saying says: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take about the processes inside of their cells with any of these ATP attitude gifts!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Wallclock

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Letterhead Design

tagged with: code, words and unwords, morse code, international morse code, antiquated code, samuel morse, cryptographer, geek, humor

Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code, along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today!

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I Am Comfortable In My Skin (Dermal Layers) Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: i am comfortable in my, own skin, skin, skin layers, dermatology, dermatologist, humor, geek, words and unwords, anatomy, anatomical, skin anatomy, saying, truism, funny, attitude, realist

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "I Am Comfortable In My Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of wry anatomical biological attitude today!

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Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life (ECG/EKG) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, emt, electrocardiogram, ekg, words and unwords, leading indicator of life, normal sinus rhythm, heartbeat rhythm, geek humor

Showcase heartbeat rhythm attitude with these business cards with the truism saying: "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life". Customizable business cards for your EMT needs!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Decals For The iPad 2

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire Tile

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective Tshirts

tagged with: geneticists view life, from a twisted perspective, genes, genetics, geneticist, dna, dna replication, humor, saying, words and unwords, geek, molecular biology, biologist, scientist, educational, funny

Wry molecular biology is found on any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what DNA and genetics are all about: "Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective". Scientific pun gifts for all know about the double-helix strand known as DNA!

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Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Deck Of Cards

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism saying: "Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge".

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da Vinci Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: wisdom is the daughter, daughter of experience, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, experience, wisdom, genius, quote, quotation, words and unwords, advice, observation, scientist, artist, polymath

Timeless advice is found on this laptop bag featuring the self-portrait of Renaissance scientist and artist Leonardo da Vinci along with one of his infamous observation quotes: "Wisdom is the daughter of experience." Memorable gift for all who know about the connection between wisdom and experience.

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No One Is Immune To Inflation Upward March Prices Postage Stamp

tagged with: economics, consumer price index, historian, political economy, political economist, cpi, money, words and unwords, inflation, no one is immune, united states, history, economist, saying, truism, definition, graph, price, time, attitude, humor, geek

Featuring the United States Consumer Price Index over time, this stamp comes with the wry economic attitude truism saying: "No One Is Immune To Inflation - The Relentless Upward March Of Prices Over Time". Make others do a double-take in historical perspective on the economics topic of inflation with this econ saying definition postage! No need to be an economic historian or political economist to enjoy!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Tshirt

tagged with: speed limit, physics, light, light speed, geek, humor, transportation sign, 186282.397, miles per second, words and unwords, physicist, attitude, funny, scientist, engineer, traffic sign, signs, signage, mps, science teacher, educational, truism, saying, truisms

Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186,282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally, in terms of processing what you can see, and figuratively!

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