Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Are You Seasick Yet? (Motion Illusion) Organizers

tagged with: optical illusion, motion illusion, circles that appear to move, words and unwords, illusion, are you seasick yet, psyche, perception, geek humor, seasickness

Showcase your wry optical illusion attitude with a dose of scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the infamous motion illusion -- where the circles start to move as you stare at them -- along with the following caption: "Are You Seasick Yet?" Classic geek humor at its best!

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Speed Limit Zero Because A Mass At Rest Will Stay T-shirt

tagged with: transportation sign, signs, signage, funny, geek, humor, traffic sign, speed limit zero, speed limit 0, attitude, couch potato, physics, physicist, newton's mechanics, mechanics, speed limit sign, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, land

No need to be a physics major to enjoy traffic sign humor with any of these gifts featuring a speed limit transportation sign, along with the wry physics saying caption (for all who know about Newton's laws): "Because A Mass At Rest Will Stay At Rest". Includes "Speed Limit 0" [Zero] sign. Couch potatoes -- and all who love to sit down and rest -- will enjoy any of these timeless signage humor gifts!

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Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle Neckwear

tagged with: wave-particle duality inside, quantum mechanics, heisenberg uncertainty principle, physics, quantum state, geek, humor, words and unwords, partial differential equation, uncertainty principle, saying, attitude

Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously. In other words, the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with any of these gifts!

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Dust Storm In The Taklimakan Desert Picture Earth Tshirt

tagged with: picture earth, visible earth, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite photo, satellite imagery, landscape, geographer, geography, words and unwords, earth science, earth scientist, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, china, central asia, taklimakan desert, taklamakan desert, desert, taklimakan, taklamakan

No need to have been to Central Asia (China) to enjoy any of these Picture Earth geography gifts featuring a "Dust Storm In The Taklimakan Desert" as seen via satellite imagery. The Taklimakan Desert (also known as the Taklamakan Desert) is the one of the largest sandy deserts in the world and bounded by the Kunlun Mountains to the south, and the desert Pamir Mountains and Tian Shan (ancient Mount Imeon) to the west and north. Popular accounts wrongly claim that Takla Makan means "go in and you will never come out". Make others do a double-take with existential geographical attitude with any of these satellite photo gifts!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Letterhead Template

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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Love Your Kidneys They Are Vital To Life (Nephron) Personalized Necklace

tagged with: love your kidneys, kidney, nephron, they are vital to life, biology, nephrology, nephrologist, words and unwords, geek, dialysis patient, anatomy, excretory organ, love letter font, humor, attitude, dialysis

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Love Your Kidneys They Are Vital To Life" in Love Letters font. No need to be a dialysis patient to enjoy wry educational, scientific fun!

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I Function On A Complex Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Bag For Laptop

tagged with: krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, i function on a complex, complex cycle, geek, humor, attitude, educational, words and unwords, truism, saying, funny

Krebs cycle humor is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the following scientific geek truism saying: "I Function On A Complex Cycle". No need to be a biochemist to enjoy!

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Do Me A Favor Think (Brain Anatomy Humor) Napkins

tagged with: do me a favor think, brain, brainy, geek, humor, neurosurgeon, psyche, psychologist, advice, words and unwords, saying, funny, intellectual, thinker, doctor, anatomy, anatomical, parts of the human brain

Showcase your brainy side with a dose of sound advice with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Do Me A Favor Think". Make others do a double-take about what they should do when they receive any of these snarky brainy geek humor gifts! No need to be a neurosurgeon or psychologist to enjoy brain anatomy attitude!

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Statistical Outlier Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Tee Shirt

tagged with: statistical outlier inside,statistics,statistician,bell curve,normal distribution curve,inside,outlier,words and unwords,geek,humor,attitude,stats,saying,truism,educational,psyche,i am here,percentages,statistical

No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy any of these wry statistical humor gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with these educational geek humor stats attitude gifts!

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Open Source Dude (Duke Java Thumbs Up) iPad Mini Cover

tagged with: open source, open source dude, saying, programmer, software developer, software programmer, java, duke, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, thumbs up, software engineer, software engineering

Surf the web with a dose of open source attitude with any of these cases featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke giving a thumbs up, along with the saying "Open Source Dude". Make others do a double-take about open source with a dose of geek humor today!

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Team Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Coasters

tagged with: words and unwords, dna replication, molecular biologist, team molecular biology, dna, molecular biology, biologist, biotechnology, geek humor

Molecular biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key labels of leading and lagging strands, along with the truism caption "Team Molecular Biology". Anyone working in the biotechnology field will enjoy these educational, scientific molecular biology saying gifts!

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What's Your Orbital Resonance? (Astronomy Humor) iPhone 5C Case

tagged with: orbital resonance, inquiry, astronomer, meteors, words and unwords, asteroids, what's your orbital resonance, astronomy, solar system, geek humor

In celestial mechanics, an orbital resonance occurs when two orbiting bodies exert a regular, periodic gravitational influence on each other, usually due to their orbital periods being related by a ratio of two small integers. Orbital resonances greatly enhance the mutual gravitational influence of the bodies (i.e., their ability to alter or constrain each others' orbits). No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy any of these educational scientific gifts featuring the Kirkwood gaps in the main belt of asteroids along with the query "What's Your Orbital Resonance?" Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are trying to ask with a dose of astronomy geek attitude today!

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Periodicity The Essence Of My Existence (Elements) Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: periodicity, periodic table of elements, elements, chemistry, chemist, the essence of my existence, geek, humor, saying, words and unwords, attitude, chemistry teacher, funny, existential, philosophical, scientist

Showcase your wry periodic table of elements sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the following geek attitude saying: "Periodicity The Essence Of My Existence". No need to be a chemist to enjoy!

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Earth Scientists Think About Postulated Hot Spots T Shirts

tagged with: geology, words and unwords, hot spots, plate tectonics, earth scientists think about, earth science, humor, geek, postulated hot spots, world map of hot spots

Showcase your wry earth scientific sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the postulated hot spots around the world, along with the saying that will surely make others around you shake their heads and wondering what you mean: "Earth Scientists Think About Postulated Hot Spots All The Time". Tongue-in-cheek suggestive scientific humor for all those who think about plate tectonics and the breaks in the Earth's mantle all the time!

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Billions And Billions Of These (Prokaryote) Inside Custom Stationery

tagged with: prokaryote, bacteria, biologist, inside, microbiologist, bacterium, geek, humor, words and unwords, medical, microbiology, flagella, saying, truism, definition, biological, attitude, funny, scientific, scientist, science, educational, health, medicine

There are, whether you like it or not, billions and billions of bacteria inside of us. Showcase your wry microbiological sense of humor with any of these prokaryotic attitude gifts featuring a prokaryote, along with the saying "Billions & Billions Of These Inside". Make others do a double-take at exactly what lies within all of us with any of these scientific geek humor gifts!

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Nikola Tesla The Wizard Of The West Samsung Galaxy SIII Case

tagged with: the wizard of the west, nikola tesla, tesla, scientist, electrical engineer, wireless, genius, serbian-american, father of radio, words and unwords

Wireless genius and "Father of Radio" Nikola Tesla is found on any of these gifts featuring a portrait of the infamous Serbian American electrical engineer and inventor. Included in the title caption is the nickname Tesla has garnered over time: "The Wizard Of The West".

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Bacteriologists Know Gram-Positive Classification Square Sticker

tagged with: dendrogram, gram-positive, bacteriologists, words and unwords, gram-positive classification, microbiologist, biology, microbiology, know about gram-positive classification, bacteria

Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring a dendrogram of gram-positive bacteria along with the saying "Bacteriologists Know About Gram-Positive Classification".

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Varsity Pi (Pi Mathematical Constant) Awards

tagged with: varsity pi, math, mathematician, mathematics, mathematical constant, geek, humor, attitude, collegial, words and unwords, math teacher, number, irrational and transcendental, scientist, educational, lifestyle, pi fan

No need to be a math teacher to enjoy any of these pi humor gifts featuring the mathematical constant along with the caption "Varsity Pi". Make others do a double-take about the concept of pi with a dose of collegial attitude today!

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This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin Skins For 17" Laptops

tagged with: chemistry, humor, chemical molecule, geek, melatonin, pharmacology, powered by melatonin, words and unwords, sleep molecule, this machine's sleep, advice, biochemist

Melatonin is the sleep molecule. Showcase your wry scientific chemical molecule side with any of these gifts featuring melatonin, along with the scientific truism saying "This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin". Whether you ingest melatonin or not, get a good night's sleep with any of these chemical geek humor attitude gifts!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Letterhead

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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