Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Letterhead

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat ECG/EKG Bag For Laptop

tagged with: another year older, with a strong heartbeat, heartbeat, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, emt, words and unwords, geek, humor, geek birthday, funny, saying, aging

Showcase your wry medical side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat". Make others do a double-take at reading an ECG/EKG today with a dose of tongue-in-cheek geek humor today!

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Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of Dermatology Round Clock

tagged with: now you know, what my skin consists of, skin, anatomy, dermal layers, dermatology, words and unwords, dermatologist, geek, humor, anatomical, attitude, saying, skin saying, skin layers, epidermis, medical

Showcase your wry dermatological side with any of these gifts featuring a diagram of the skin, complete with all key parts, along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean: "Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of".

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Premium Jewelry Boxes

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power iPhone 5C Cases

tagged with: words and unwords, solar energy, quotation, thomas edison, sun, edison, money, source of power, energy, solar fan

The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy any of these Thomas Edison quote gifts that contain one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" Gifts for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy!

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Mad Hatter To The Rescue (Running Mad Hatter) iPhone 4/4S Cases

tagged with: mad hatter to the rescue, wonderland, running mad hatter, mad hatter, lewis carroll, john tenniel, humor, wonderland fan, words and unwords, illogical, alice's adventures in wonderland

Showcase your wry Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Mad Hatter running, as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", along with the saying "Mad Hatter To The Rescue". Timeless illogical Wonderland attitude for all Wonderland fans on these gifts!

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Coded For Genealogy (DNA Replication) iPhone 5 Covers

tagged with: coded for genealogy, dna replication, molecular biology, biologist, genes, genetics, words and unwords, family historian, genealogist, genealogy, dna, biology, molecular biologist, humor, genetic code

Showcase your wry genealogical molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Coded For Genealogy". Make others do a double-take about their family history today! Memorable science humor gifts for any genealogist!

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Have A Full Deck In Life Play Bridge (Card Suits) Case For Galaxy S5

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Have A Full Deck In Life Play Bridge". Words of wisdom gifts for all advocates of the game of bridge!

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Represent Your Figures Express Purpose In The Mind Rectangular Belt Buckles

tagged with: artist, painter, leonardo da vinci, da vinci, self-portrait, genius, represent, figures, quote, words and unwords, drawing, renaissance, art, admire, admirable, quotation, represent your figures, action, draw, attitude, advice, express, expression

Do you paint or draw? If you draw people or other figures, you'll enjoy this timeless Renaissance quote by genius Leonardo da Vinci on any of these quotation gifts. Quote says: "Represent your figures in such action as may be fitted to express what purpose is in the mind of each; otherwise your art will not be admirable." Includes self-portrait drawing by da Vinci. Memorable words of wisdom gifts for all artists!

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Value Investors Do Not Walk Randomly (Sign Humor) 15" Laptop Skin

tagged with: value investing, value investors, sign, signage, humor, economics, investing, efficient market hypothesis, words and unwords, do not walk randomly, saying, money, geek

Value investors who understand what they are doing will enjoy any of these signage humor gifts featuring the do not cross sign for pedestrians, along with the wry truism saying "Value Investors Do Not Walk Randomly". Make others do a double-take at the efficient market hypothesis with any of these transportation sign attitude gifts today!

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Welcome To Insomnia County Tees

tagged with: signs, signage, traffic sign, transportation sign, welcome to insomnia county, county, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep, county sign, engineer, traffic, psychology, psyche, wordsunwords, parody, saying, truism, wordsandunwords, sleep patterns, humor, attitude, medical, nightshift, doctor, nurse

Can't sleep at night? Do you live in Insomnia County -- or feel like you do? Showcase wry transportation signage humor on any of these gifts that feature a county sign that says "Welcome To Insomnia County". Make others do a double-take about exactly what your sleeping patterns are with any of these traffic sign attitude gifts!

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Are You Seasick Yet? (Motion Illusion) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: optical illusion, motion illusion, circles that appear to move, words and unwords, illusion, are you seasick yet, psyche, perception, geek humor, seasickness

Showcase your wry optical illusion attitude with a dose of scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the infamous motion illusion -- where the circles start to move as you stare at them -- along with the following caption: "Are You Seasick Yet?" Classic geek humor at its best!

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Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle Coasters

tagged with: wave-particle duality inside, quantum mechanics, heisenberg uncertainty principle, physics, quantum state, geek, humor, words and unwords, partial differential equation, uncertainty principle, saying, attitude

Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously. In other words, the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with any of these gifts!

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I Function On A Complex Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Rectangular Belt Buckles

tagged with: krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, i function on a complex, complex cycle, geek, humor, attitude, educational, words and unwords, truism, saying, funny, citric acid cycle

Do you function on a complex cycle? Showcase your wry Krebs cycle attitude with a dose of educational, scientific flair with any of these gifts featuring the saying "I Function On A Complex Cycle". Make others do a double-take regarding how energy is produced in their cells with these citric acid cycle saying gifts!

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Warning! On Mental Vacation (Java's Duke) Samsung Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: warning, on mental vacation, open source, duke, mental vacation, software programmer, java's duke, coffee cup, software developer, words and unwords, software development, geek, humor, programmer, saying

Showcase your wry geek / open source software sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot in a coffee cup drinking whatever along with the saying "Warning! On Mental Vacation". Make others do a double-take on where you truly are with a dose of software developer attitude today!

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Think Make The Neuronal Connections Happen Courier Bags

tagged with: think, brain, anatomy, human brain, advice, geek, psyche, make the neuronal connections happen, saying, words and unwords, humor, attitude, psychologist, neurologist, medical, medicine

Showcase your wry brainy side with a dose of anatomical humor with this Rickshaw messenger bag gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following sound advice: "Think Make The Neuronal Connections Happen".

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If I Don't Recognize You Just Blame My MHC Biology Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: if i don't recognize you, just blame my mhc, mhc, hla, major histocompatibility complex, immunology, chromosome, chromsome six, words and unwords, geek, health, medical, cell recognition, funny, human leukocyte antigen, saying, humor, biology, molecular biology, educational

Immunologists and molecular biologists will enjoy any of these informative, educational geek humor gifts featuring chromosome 6 where the major histocompatibility complex (MHC) resides. In human, the MHC is also known as the human leukocyte antigen. Comes with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on cell recognition: "If I Don't Recognize You Just Blame My Major Histocompatibility Complex (MHC) A.K.A. Human Leukocyte Antigen". Scientific humor gifts for anyone who knows about how their immune system works!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Adult Apron

tagged with: wellington, new zealand, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite photo, 3-d, stereoscopic imagery, stereoscopic image, adventure, science, geek, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, three dimensional, picture earth, new zealand city, islands

No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Postage Stamps

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Showcase your wry pi sense of humor with this stamp featuring the following saying that any pi fan will love: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational & Infinite Pi".

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This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin Round Wall Clock

tagged with: chemistry, humor, chemical molecule, geek, melatonin, pharmacology, powered by melatonin, words and unwords, sleep molecule, this machine's sleep, advice, biochemist

Melatonin is the sleep molecule. Showcase your wry scientific chemical molecule side with any of these gifts featuring melatonin, along with the scientific truism saying "This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin". Whether you ingest melatonin or not, get a good night's sleep with any of these chemical geek humor attitude gifts!

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