Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, June 09, 2015

Do You Know Where Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies T-shirts

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Earth scientists, ecologists, and oceanographers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different Pacific Ocean gyres (from the ocean currents) along with the following query: "Do You Know Where The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies?" Featuring the convergence zone in the Pacific Ocean -- which is, in fact, where the Great Pacific Garbage Patch lies. Showcase your knowledge of the ocean currents in the Pacific Ocean with a dose of wry scientific, environmental attitude today! Memorable gifts for any environmentalist into marine debris -- how it accumulates and where it is located.

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When Looking For Elements Follow The Periodic Law Ceramic Tile

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If you are looking for specific elements, you should always follow the periodic law. Chemists and chemistry majors will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek scientific educational design featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the apropos advice "When Looking For Elements Follow The Periodic Law". Periodic table gifts for anyone researching the elements and/or trying to discover new ones!

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Alchemist Inside (Medieval Alchemy)

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Even if you do not turn lead into gold, chemists and alchemists of all ages will enjoy this medieval alchemy design, with the caption "Alchemist Inside". Gifts for all those who enjoy the scientific religious pursuit of alchemy in modern times!

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Thought Process Experimentation Inside (Neuron) Laptop Bags

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Showcase your wry neuronal attitude with this laptop bag for the next time you travel. Featuring a neuron / synapse, along with the following saying for anyone who thinks and experiments: "Thought Process Experimentation Inside".

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Nikola Tesla Needle In Haystack Theory Calculation Belt Buckle

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Showcase your Tesla side with any of these gifts featuring a quote by wireless genius and Serbian-American electrical engineer and physicist Nikola Tesla: "If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. . . . I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety percent of his labor." Gifts for all those who love scientific theory!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Tshirt

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No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Ceramic Tile

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Showcase your wry pi sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the number pi in long-tail format along with the following pi saying for all fans of pi: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational and Infinite Pi".

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This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin Letterhead Template

tagged with: chemistry, humor, chemical molecule, geek, melatonin, pharmacology, powered by melatonin, words and unwords, sleep molecule, this machine's sleep, advice, biochemist

Melatonin is the sleep molecule. Showcase your wry scientific chemical molecule side with any of these gifts featuring melatonin, along with the scientific truism saying "This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin". Whether you ingest melatonin or not, get a good night's sleep with any of these chemical geek humor attitude gifts!

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Think Binary Clock (Geek Humor) Personalized Letterhead

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Celebrate your geek side with any of these gifts featuring a clock with all of the hour numbers in binary form along with the following saying in the middle: "Think Binary". Make others do a double-take about the binary world today!

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Morse Matters In The Modern Age (Morse Code) Letterhead Design

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Do you believe that Morse matters in the modern age? Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code and the truism saying "Morse Matters In The Modern Age". Educational modern communication gifts featuring classic 19th century code -- which is still useful in the 21st century!

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Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat ECG/EKG Letterhead

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Celebrate your own or a loved one's birthday with a dose of wry medical humor with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat". Make others do a double-take with a dose of ECG/EKG attitude today -- no matter what age you are!

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Fascinated By Skin (Skin Layers) Notebook

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No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key components to human skin along with the saying "Fascinated By Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you are truly fascinated by with a dose of medical, anatomical humor today!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Customized Letterhead

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If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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My Day Consists Of Eating Sleeping & Playing Chess iPad Mini Cover

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Die-hard chess players who love to play at chess tournaments will enjoy this gift featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess saying "My Day Consists Of Eating, Sleeping & Playing Chess". No need to be a Grandmaster to enjoy!

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Throw Pillows

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Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on this pillow. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." Memorable pillow gift for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor quote for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll (Black Adder) Ceramic Tile

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Classic Jabberwocky poem by Lewis Carroll as found in Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There -- now with Black Adder font for the title! Featuring original John Tenniel illustration of the Jabberwock.

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2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Classic Round Sticker

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Showcase your wry evolutionary side with any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside".

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Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Tags For Bags

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the following sound bridge advice -- especially for anyone who loves to play bridge: "Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge".

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Value Investors Do Not Walk Randomly (Sign Humor) Coasters

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Value investors who understand what they are doing will enjoy any of these signage humor gifts featuring the do not cross sign for pedestrians, along with the wry truism saying "Value Investors Do Not Walk Randomly". Make others do a double-take at the efficient market hypothesis with any of these transportation sign attitude gifts today!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Lunchbox

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Showcase your wry optical illusionist side the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox which asks "Which Orange Circle Is Larger?" Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion lunchbox for all who enjoy visual humor.

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