Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, June 09, 2015

I Never Get Tired Of The Great Game Of Bridge Beverage Coaster

Bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "I Never Get Tired Of The Great Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of indefatigable attitude toward the great game of bridge with these memorable bridge saying gifts!

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Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist (Sign) Shirt

tagged with: alchemist, chemist, chemistry, chemical, alchemy, alchemical, signs, symbol, medieval, metalloid, warning approaching arsenic alchemist, arsenic, compound, chemical element, poison, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, humor, attitude, warning, methods, techniques

No need to be a chemist interested in turning lead into gold or interested in the practice of chemistry during medieval times to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these sign gifts featuring the saying "Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist". Comes with alchemical symbol for arsenic, a notoriously poisonous metalloid with many allotropic forms, including a yellow (molecular non-metallic) and several black and grey forms (metalloids). Make others do a double-take about your desire to work with poison with any of these alchemical symbol gifts!

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Monday, June 08, 2015

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Kindle Fire Decal

tagged with: cambrian explosion, bug droid, android, evolution, software development, operating system, open source, words and unwords, software developer, oak tree silhouette, oak tree, software engineer, geek humor, geek saying, bug droid font

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with a silhouette of an oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Beta-Negative Decay (Quantum Physics) Candy Jar

tagged with: physics, chemistry, physicist, nuclear physics, quantum, nuclear, down quark, anti-neutrino, beta-negative decay, words and unwords, quark, quantum physics, up quark, emission, boson, electron, antineutrino, explanation, illustration, scientific, diagram, science, scientist, humor, geek, attitude, educational, physics teacher, decay, neutron rich nuclei, educational resources

Quantum physicists and those who understand matter will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Beta-Negative Decay", wherein a neutron decays into a proton, an electron, and an anti-neutrino. Specifically, it is due to the conversion of a down quark to an up quark by emission of a W⁻ boson; the W⁻ boson subsequently decays into an electron and an electron anti-neutrino. Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these informative gifts!

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Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy (Krebs) Clock

tagged with: just generating a form of, usable energy, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, science, geek, humor, educational, saying, atp, energy

Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) attitude is alive and well on any of these biochemistry geek attitude gifts featuring the saying "Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy". Make others do a double-take on how you produce ATP within your cells today!

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If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: atp, if we could all photosynthesize, photosynthesis, alternative energy, converting light into energy, biology, light-dependent reactions, geek, green power, words and unwords, green energy, energy, biochemistry, biochemist, biologist, science, humor, attitude, scientist, funny, ecology, saying, methods

No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy alternative energy attitude featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the wry hypothetical saying that will make others stop and think: "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis". Make others do a double-take about the power of converting light into energy with a dose of photosynthetic ATP attitude today!

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Relaxation Is My Mantra (Java Duke Code) iPhone 5C Covers

tagged with: words and unwords, relaxation, comfy chair, relaxation is my mantra, humor, duke, open source, java, geek, open source programmer

Showcase your wry open source code programmer side with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair with guitar at side and reading "Da Java Code". Geek humor for all who believe that "Relaxation Is My Mantra".

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I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Laptop Computer Bag

tagged with: piece of my mind, which piece did you want, query, saying, funny, geek, brain, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, humor, brainy, educational, rhetorical question, psyche, mind, riddles, brain teaser, i'm always happy, advice, medical

Showcase your wry and witty side with a dose of anatomical fun the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following rhetorical question: "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind - Which Piece Did You Want?"

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Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Dry-Erase Whiteboards

tagged with: summarizing statistics, statistics, summarizing, normal distribution curve, bell curve, words and unwords, statistician, psyche, psychology, gaussian curve, educational, stats, geek, attitude, cheat sheet

Showcase your wry bell curve attitude with any of these educational, statistical gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve) along with the caption "Summarizing Statistics". A statistics cheat sheet for any die-hard statistician or statistics fan!

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Nebulous Explosion Inside (Crab Nebula) Letterhead Design

tagged with: crab nebula, supernova, exploding star, nebulous explosion inside, astronomy, galactic, humor, geek, explosion, words and unwords, astronomer, funny, attitude, star, supernovas

No need to be an astronomer familiar with catalogue designations M1, NGC 1952, Taurus A to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the infamous picture of the Crab Nebula along with the saying "Nebulous Explosion Inside". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with supernova galactic attitude!

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Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Skins For 15" Laptops

tagged with: chemistry, periodic table of elements, periodicity rules my life, humor, attitude, geek, periodic table, words and unwords, educational, educational resources

Chemistry humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy any of these wry geek attitude gifts that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy a touch of Mendeleev humor!

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Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere Earth Shirts

tagged with: water is everywhere on earth,water,hydrological cycle,earth,study hydrology,earth scientist,hydrologist,civil engineer,words and unwords,scientist,geek attitude,advice,saying,geek advice,map of the earth,ice clouds water on earth,sustainability,earth science

Hydrologists, civil engineers, and earth scientists will enjoy this view of land, shallow water, ice, and clouds of the Earth along with the following scientific advice: "Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere On Earth". Memorable Earth imagery gifts for all who understand the importance of water to the sustainability of our planet!

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Automatic Translator Inside (RNA Codon Wheel) Drink Coasters

tagged with: automatic translator inside, rna codon wheel, rna, biology, molecular biology, genes, genetics, scientific, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, translation, translator, protein synthesis, educational

Showcase your wry molecular biology side no matter what language you speak with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the saying "Automatic Translator Inside". Make others do a double-take at what goes on in protein synthesis today!

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Clocks

tagged with: my existential existence, starts with irrational and infinite, irrational, infinite, pi fan, words and unwords, geek, saying, humor, pi number, long tail

Showcase your wry pi sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the number pi in long-tail format along with the following pi saying for all fans of pi: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational and Infinite Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin Letterhead Template

tagged with: chemical molecule, words and unwords, chemistry, medicine, nitroglycerin, this machine is powered by, geek humor, molecular structure, medical

If you take nitroglycerin for a heart condition, you'll enjoy any of these wry chemical molecule humor gifts featuring the nitroglycerin molecule. Comes with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin". Make everyone do a double-take regarding what you are powered by with any of these science humor gifts today!

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Are You Congruent? (Congruent Angles) Courier Bag

tagged with: equal, congruent, math, geometry, angle, truism, geek, humor, are you congruent, words and unwords, degrees, saying, funny, attitude, query, question, rotate, reflect, translate, mathematician, geometry fan, educational, math teacher, educational resources

Showcase your wry mathematical side with this mini messenger bag featuring an illustration of various congruent angles along with the saying that will make others do a double-take the next time you travel: "Are You Congruent?"

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Lesothosaurus (Ornithischian Dinosaur) 17" Laptop Decal

tagged with: lesothosaurus, words and unwords, dinosaurs are back, paleontologist, herbivore, early jurassic, ornithischian dinosaur, paleontology, dinosaur, fast runner, jurassic, scientist

Showcase your prehistoric side with any of these gifts featuring Lesothosaurus, an herbivorous ornithischian dinosaur that lived during the Early Jurassic. Lesothosaurus was a 1 meter long, bipedal plant-eater. Its long legs, small arms, and slender tail all suggest that it was a fast runner. Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past with any of these "Dinosaurs Are Back" Lesothosaurus gifts!

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Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin Wallclock

tagged with: dermal layers, skin layers, words and unwords, dermatology, epidermis, love the subject of skin, dermatologists, skin, skin humor saying, geek humor

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the different layers of the skin along with the following truism saying in Love Letters font: "Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin".

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Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat ECG/EKG Postage

tagged with: another year older, with a strong heartbeat, heartbeat, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, emt, words and unwords, geek, humor, geek birthday, funny, saying, aging

Showcase your wry medical side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the saying "Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat".

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Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin iPhone 5 Cover