Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, June 03, 2015

Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously Bag Tag

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Quantum physicists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, which include items such as quarks, leptons, photons, and the Higgs Boson. Make others do a double-take about what mass and matter are all about with these particle physics saying gifts with the following line: "Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously".

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Honeycomb Thoughts Inside (Android Bug Droid Bee) iPad Mini Covers

tagged with: honeycomb thoughts inside, honeycomb, thoughts, inside, software developer, software engineer, software development, words and unwords, code, android, bee, programmer, geek, humor, open source

Are you a software developer working on the Android platform? Show your honeycomb side with any of these gifts featuring Android Bug Droid with a honeycomb and bee on it. Featuring the saying "Honeycomb Thoughts Inside". Memorable gifts for any bug droid fan working on honeycomb! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Sunglint On The Nile (Picture Earth Satellite) Case-Mate iPhone 4 Case

tagged with: satellite photo, satellite geography, satellite, satellite photography, sunglint, picture earth, egypt, egyptian, sunglint on the nile, words and unwords, landscape, visible earth, geography, geographer, earth science, science, scientist, earth scientist, nile, river, desert, attitude, wordsunwords, nile river, picture from outer space, miscellaneous

No need to be a geographer or a visitor of Egypt to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite geography gifts featuring "Sunglint On The Nile". Make others do a double-take about Earth's imagery from outer space with any of these memorable landscape photography gifts! Great gifts for any fan of Egyptian geography!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Barely There iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: kidney, nephron, lost in the renal world, renal world, real world, wordplay, geek, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, medicine, renal, gray's anatomy medical textbook, illustration

Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor gifts which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!

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Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy (Duke Java) Galaxy SIII Case

tagged with: software engineer, open source, words and unwords, computer science, cowboy attitude, open source cowboy, software developer, software engineering, mascot duke on a horse, geek humor

Into open source code? Showcase your wry sense of humor with any of these Duke (Java's unofficial mascot) gifts featuring Duke on a horse that has reared on his hind legs along with the saying "Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy". Duke is waving its cowboy hat in a manner that brings out that memorable "Wild, Wild West" attitude for open source software engineers! No need to be a cowboy to enjoy any of these software development open source humor gifts!

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Gift Wrap Paper

tagged with: restructure your thoughts, advice, make the connections, build a better brain, geek humor, medical geek, brain, brainy, anatomy, words and unwords, anatomical, saying, medical advice, psyche, psychologist, neurosurgeon, neurologist

Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy!

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I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor Shirts

tagged with: words and unwords, statistical confidence, i am right about 95, bell curve, normal distribution curve, humor, statistics, 95 percent of the time, geek, 95 percent confident

No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right!

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Exert Yourself Build Your Mitochondria 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: exert yourself build your mitochondria, mitochondrion, cellular organelle, biology, energy, atp, words and unwords, humor, geek, attitude, saying, exerciser, exert yourself, exercise, biologist, exercise physiologist, scientific advice

If you love to exercise, you'll enjoy wry biological attitude on any of these featuring a mitochondrion along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what goes on inside this cellular organelle the next time they exert themselves: "Exert Yourself Build Your Mitochondria". Classic educational bio geek humor for anyone who exerts himself or herself!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) iPod Speakers

tagged with: humor, geology, earth science, geologist, seismologist, plate tectonics, schist, granite, words and unwords, geek, funny, attitude, science, earthquake, scientist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, saying, truism, rock hound, truisms

Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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What's Your Orbital Resonance? (Astronomy Humor) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: orbital resonance, inquiry, astronomer, meteors, words and unwords, asteroids, what's your orbital resonance, astronomy, solar system, geek humor

In celestial mechanics, an orbital resonance occurs when two orbiting bodies exert a regular, periodic gravitational influence on each other, usually due to their orbital periods being related by a ratio of two small integers. Orbital resonances greatly enhance the mutual gravitational influence of the bodies (i.e., their ability to alter or constrain each others' orbits). No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy any of these educational scientific featuring the Kirkwood gaps in the main belt of asteroids along with the query "What's Your Orbital Resonance?" Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are trying to ask with a dose of astronomy geek attitude today!

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Cell Components Inside Custom Letterhead

tagged with: cell components inside, cells, components, inside, biology, cell biology, cell biologist, atp, geek, words and unwords, biologist, enzyme, cell membrane, membrane, educational, science teacher, biology teacher, humor, attitude

Face it - you have cell components inside. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring "Cell Components Inside". Make others do a double-take on the inner workings of their own cell. No need to be a cell biologist or biology major to enjoy educational scientific fun with these gifts!

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Are You In Your Element? Periodic Table Humor Stamps

tagged with: periodic table of elements, periodic table, scientist, chemist, chemistry, table of elements, query, are you in your element, geek, words and unwords, mendeleev, science, saying, question, humor, attitude, funny, sarcasm, chemistry major, chemistry teacher, lifestyle

Are you in your element? Ask yourself and others this key question with a dose of chemistry attitude with this stamp featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the query "Are You In Your Element?" Make others do a double-take with educational, scientific attitude the next time you send correspondence! Perfect postage gifts for chemistry majors, chemistry teachers, chemists, scientists, and anyone who knows about how fundamental it is to be in one's element!

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Cake Topper

tagged with: words and unwords, wine enthusiast, biologist, grape, wine grape berry, wine grape berry anatomy, anatomy, wine connoisseurs know their grapes, wine connoisseurs, wine geek, wine, scientist, scientific, diagram, botanist, saying, attitude

If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical gifts featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Warning! Losing Brain Cells At An Alarming Rate Notepads

tagged with: neuron, axon, alzheimer disease, synapse, biologist, geek, attention span, words and unwords, warning, losing brain cells

Are you losing your memory? Are you forgetful at times? No need to be in the early stages of Alzheimer's disease to enjoy wry anatomical neuron / synapse humor with any of these gifts featuring the tongue-in-cheek (but all too true!) saying "Warning! Losing Brain Cells At An Alarming Rate". Make others do a double-take about the act of thinking with their brain with any of these scientific educational attitude gifts today!

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Nikola Tesla Money Value Discoveries Easier Life Premium Jewelry Box

tagged with: nikola tesla, scientist, tesla, engineer, discoveries, money, experiments, new discoveries, geek, words and unwords, inventor, value, mankind, humanity, quote, quotation, investment, invest, future, futurist, attitude, alternating current, inventors

Too much is made about money in our society. Showcase your attitude toward invention and discovery with this wireless genius Nikola Tesla quote on any of these gifts. Quote says: "Money does not represent such a value as men have placed upon it. All my money has been invested into experiments with which I have made new discoveries enabling mankind to have a little easier life." Gifts for all inventors, scientists, engineers, and those who wish to improve humanity and let others have a little easier life!

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Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture Letterhead Template

tagged with: microbiology, biologist, medical, funny, geek, prokaryote, bacteria morphology, love bacteria, prolific distributors of culture, words and unwords, biology, doctor, nurse, medicine, culture, humor, microbiologist, bacteria, attitude, saying, truism, scientific, scientist, anthropologist

Tongue-in-cheek scientific humor is found on any of these gifts featuring bacteria morphology. Wry saying says it all: "Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture". No need to be familiar with the ubiquity of bacteria to enjoy geek humor! Bacteria is all around us -- in our culture, so to speak, whether you like or not -- so show your love with any of these biological truism gifts!

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Remember Junk DNA Is Not Actually Junk Tile

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Molecular biology and RNA splicing attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring introns, exons, and mature RNA along with the following scientific truism saying for all who know about the non-coding regions of genes and their importance in gene regulation: "Remember Junk DNA Is Not Actually Junk".

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Postage

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Showcase your wry and witty mathematical constant pi fan sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following sound advice: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone (Molecule) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: testosterone, educational, chemistry, biochemistry, chemical molecule, steroid, geek, humor, words and unwords, male hormone, medical, hormone, saying, truism, funny, attitude, scientist, chemist

No need to be a chemistry major or work in the medical field or be involved in athletics to enjoy wry chemistry attitude with any of these geek humor featuring the chemical structure of testosterone, the male sex hormone found in both males and females, along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone". Let others do a double-take at this steroid hormone with any of these chemical molecule today!

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Ricci Flow Solution Poincaré Conjecture (Geometry) Stamps

tagged with: ricci flow, geometry, math, mathematician, geometric flows, poincaré conjecture, topology, physics, geek, words and unwords, geometric, heat, physicist, solution, flow, nonlinear, diffusion equation, topologist, humor, attitude, educational, gregorio ricci-curbastro, richard hamilton, educational resources, a part of the solution

No need to be a mathematician or physicist or topologist to enjoy this stamp featuring the Ricci flow, a kind of nonlinear diffusion equation. For the record, the Ricci flow (named after Gregorio Ricci-Curbastro) was introduced by Richard Hamilton in 1981 in order to gain insight into the geometrization conjecture of William Thurston, which concerns the topological classification of three-dimensional smooth manifolds. The Ricci flow plays an important role in Grigori Perelman's solution of the Poincaré conjecture. Memorable geometric stamp for any fan of geometric flows!

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