Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, June 01, 2015

Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor Square Sticker

tagged with: international morse code, samuel morse, telegraph, amateur radio operator, geek, humor, communication, wireless communication, morse code, words and unwords, message, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, educational resources

If you are an amateur radio operator, you'll enjoy any of these educational International Morse Code gifts, along with the truism saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse". For all who do not know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". Make others do a double-take in their communication with you with any of these wry saying gifts!

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Alive The Condition Of My Existence (ECG/EKG) Lunchbox

tagged with: alive, heartbeat, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, the condition of my existence, words and unwords, geek humor, humor, saying, attitude, geek, existential, medical technology, sinus rhythm

Showcase your wry medical technologist attitude the next time you have lunch with this lunch box featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the following quirky scientific truism saying: "Alive The Condition Of My Existence".

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Covered To The Brim With Skin (Skin Layers) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, skin, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, medicine, covered to the brim, geek humor

You are covered to the brim with skin. Showcase this wry anatomical scientific truism with any of these featuring the biology of human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Make others do a double-take about the epidermis and the other dermal layers with these science humor featuring the saying "Covered To The Brim With Skin"!

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Alive The Condition Of My Existence (ECG/EKG) Postage Stamp

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Showcase your wry existential side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the following truism saying: "Alive The Condition Of My Existence". Classic geek humor postage -- not just for medical personnel!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, wait for several moments, magnets, magnetism, moment, quadrupole moment, humor, geek, words and unwords, patience, word play, science, scientist, physicist, advice, lifestyle

If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Morals Of Chess Benjamin Franklin Reflective Chess Gift Boxes

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Thoughtful chess players all around the world will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an excerpt from Founding Father Benjamin Franklin's essay "The Morals Of Chess" as published in 1786. Make others do a double-take on what the game of chess can teach a person with any of these words of wisdom chess quotation gifts featuring a reflective chess set!

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: quote, words and unwords, thomas edison, clock, quotation, i owe my success, success, edison quote, never had a clock, workroom

Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

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Words & Unwords Wonderland Adventure 2015 Calendar

tagged with: words and unwords, wonderland adventure, wonderland fan, lewis carroll, john tenniel, quote, quotations, illustrations, interpretations, 2015 calendar

If you're a fan of Lewis Carroll's works of Alice's Adventures In Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There, you'll enjoy this Wonderland adventure calendar throughout 2015. Featuring a different illustration for each month, along with 2 bonus images on front cover and back cover. Inspire yourself and others with a dose of Wonderland attitude throughout the year with this unique 2015 calendar gift. Great 2015 calendar for any Wonderland fan!

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Team Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Coasters

tagged with: words and unwords, dna replication, molecular biologist, team molecular biology, dna, molecular biology, biologist, biotechnology, geek humor

Molecular biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key labels of leading and lagging strands, along with the truism caption "Team Molecular Biology". Anyone working in the biotechnology field will enjoy these educational, scientific molecular biology saying gifts!

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There Is No Such Thing As Friendly Game Of Bridge Candy Dish

If you have ever experienced hostility at the bridge table, you'll enjoy any of these bridge truism gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "There Is No Such Thing As A Friendly Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take about what this observation means with a dose of snarky bridge attitude!

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Measurement Of Man (Vitruvian Man da Vinci) Pacifiers

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Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci created Vitruvian Man, his infamous drawing of proportion, with the "Measurement Of Man" in mind. Enjoy medieval and Renaissance measurements with any of these educational, scientific and historical Measurement Of Man gifts!

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Inflation Is Never What It Used To Be Economics Towels

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Showcase your wry economics side with any of these inflation saying gifts featuring this historical rate of inflation in the United States over the centuries until Year 2000. Make others do a double-take about inflation over the years with the wry econ truism saying: "Inflation Is Never What It Used To Be". Impress others with a dose of economic ambiguity today!

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Perpetual Waterfall Optical Illusion Visual Humor Letterhead

tagged with: perpetual waterfall, waterfall, perpetual, optics, illusions, optical illusion, physics, psychology, words and unwords, geek humor, psyche, psychologist, visual

Ever saw a perpetual waterfall? Showcase illusory illusions with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring a perpetual waterfall -- whether the water always flows upward and comes down. Deny the law of physics and make others do a double-take with any of these vivid optical illusion gifts today!

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Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi (Sign Humor) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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Showcase your wry sleep attitude at your next introduction with these business cards featuring a sign of a person sleeping along with the saying "Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi".

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Quantum Superposition Is Hard To Explain (Physics) Hand Towel

tagged with: quantum physics, physics, quantum superposition, physicist, humor, geek, schrödinger's cat, quantum mechanics, words and unwords, quantum, funny, attitude, dead or alive, paradox, entanglement, philosophy, knowledge, physics teacher, truism, truisms

No need to be a physicist to under the concept of quantum superposition, the fundamental law of quantum mechanics that defines the collection of all possible states that an object can have. Includes Schrödinger's cat and the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain how hard it is to explain quantum superposition with any of these geek humor gifts!

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Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) Posters

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Let others know what you're running on with a dose of geek humor with this poster featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the following scientific truism saying: "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally & Figuratively)". No need to be a runner or jogger to enjoy!

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Just Being Renal Anatomical Nephron Humor Fabric

tagged with: just being renal, renal, kidney, nephron, nephrology, attitude, geek, humor, words and unwords, anatomy

Let your wry medical and anatomical shine the next time you make something with this fabric featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal".

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Open Source Dude (Software Developer Duke) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: open source dude, software developer, software engineer, open source, duke mascot, helmet, geek, humor, words and unwords, programmer

No need to be an expert open source programmer to enjoy wry open source geek attitude with any of these featuring Java's mascot Duke, along with the caption "Open Source Dude". Duke is holding his helmet. Make others do a double-take regarding the fast-changing open source world with any of these software developer / software engineer open source attitude gifts!

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My Life Gotten To Point Consider Brain Transplant Tough iPhone 6 Case

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Brainy geek humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "My Life Has Gotten To The Point Where I Would Seriously Consider A Brain Transplant". Memorable quirky brain attitude gifts for all who desire to be someone else!

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Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Commuter Bag

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Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude gifts for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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