Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, April 24, 2015

Team Photosynthesis (Light-Dependent Reactions) Belt Buckles

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Showcase your photosynthetic, autotrophic sense of style with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the caption "Team Photosynthesis". No need to be a botanist, biologist, biochemist, or gardener to enjoy!

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I Move Mountains At Work (Software Developer) Belt Buckles

tagged with: software developer, geek, i move mountains at work, software engineer, java duke, crane, words and unwords, open source programmer, work humor, humor

No need to program in Java to enjoy any of these software developer / software engineer gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke pulling on a lever to move a virtual mountain along with the saying "I Move Mountains At Work". Make everyone do a double-take at what you do with a dose of tongue-in-cheek geek humor today!

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Your Mind Is Like Software Program It (Brain) Business Cards

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Showcase your wry brainy side at your next introduction with any of these customizable business cards featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Your Mind Is Like Software Program It". Educational, anatomical fun for anyone with a brain!

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Statistics The Art & Science Of Finding Out Quote Mugs

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No need to be a statistician or mathematician to enjoy wry stats humor attitude with any of these bell curve gifts! Saying comes with the humorous definition of statistics: "Statistics - The Art & Science Of Finding Out How Uncertain The World Really Is". Educational, stats psychology fun for all who work with the normal distribution!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Mouse Pad

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Warning! Biofilm Inside (Microorganisms) iPad Mini Cases

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Showcase your wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring an electron micrograph of Staphylococcus aureus along with the truism saying: "Warning! Biofilm Inside". Make others do a double-take regarding the microorganisms inside of you with a dose of biological humor today!

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Laptop Bags

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Chefs and those who believe in the chemical nuance of cooking will enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following cooking truism: "Cooking Is Just Chemistry".

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In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate? Shirt

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Ask yourself and others this key biological question: "In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate?" Make others do a double-take with any of these enzyme-substrate gifts featuring the induced fit model. Scientific and inspirational fun for all with catalytic properties!

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3-D Patagonia, Argentina Shirts

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If you enjoy visualizing plateaus, you'll enjoy any of these visual geography satellite photo gifts featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Patagonia, Argentina. Stunning Earth views from outer space. Comes complete with instructions on how to see in 3-D. No need to have visited Patagonia to enjoy any of these Picture Earth gifts!

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Mathematicians Love To Eat Pi (Pi On A Pie) Belt Buckles

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Showcase your wry pi sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following caption: "Mathematicians Love To Eat Pi".

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My Heart Beats For Cardiology (Sinus Rhythm) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: heartbeat, electrocardiogram, cardiology, ecg, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, ekg, my heart beats for cardiology, words and unwords, medicine

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek humor with any of these sinus rhythm electrocardiogram gifts featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with medical attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology"!

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Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Round Clocks

tagged with: geek, humor, magnetic quadrupole moment, quadrupole moment, magnetism, life is a series, attractive and repulsive moments, magnetic fields, words and unwords, magnets, science, funny, physics, attitude, physicist, scientist, physics teacher, scientific, truism, saying, truisms

Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Chess The Triumph Of Mind Over Matter Adult Apron

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No need to be a die-hard chess player to enjoy any of these reflective chess set image gifts with the chess truism saying "Chess The Triumph Of Mind Over Matter". Showcase your eternal chess spirit with any of these memorable chess saying gifts the next time you play chess!

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Edison Doesn't Do Planned Doesn't Mean Useless Dart Board

tagged with: doesn't do what you planned, thomas edison, edison, quote, quotation, geek, motivational, advice, inventor, words and unwords, scientist, serendipity, humor, funny, attitude, engineer, doesn't mean it's useless, saying

If you believe in serendipity, you'll enjoy any of these timeless humor quotation gifts featuring Thomas Alva Edison's infamous quote: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." Memorable inspirational and motivational advice quote gifts for all inventors, scientists, and tinkerers!

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Meet Me In Wonderland (Mad Hatter Running) 5" X 7" Invitation Card

tagged with: john tenniel, wonderland, meet me in wonderland, lewis carroll, alice in wonderland, mad hatter, mad hatter running, words and unwords, miscellaneous

If you rush throughout life and have an important date, you'll enjoy any of these invitations featuring John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Mad Hatter running as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Caption says it all: "Meet Me In Wonderland". Wonderland adventure fun for all those who are in a rush in today's hectic world!

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DNA Is Life The Rest Is Just Matter (DNA Strands) T-shirts

tagged with: biology, dna, dna replication, molecular biology, genes, humor, geek, words and unwords, the rest is just matter, dna is life, science, scientist, biologist, molecular biologist, genetics, geneticist, doctor, physician, attitude, educational, science teacher, saying, truism, life, advice, joke, funny, sarcasm, nature, human nature, medicine, medical

Make others do a double-take with wry life science humor with any of these molecular biology gifts featuring DNA replication, both leading and lagging strands, complete with all key labels. Scientific truism saying says it all: "DNA Is Life The Rest Is Just Matter". You'll enjoy any of these educational gifts featuring this timeless life advice! Perfect gifts for geneticists, biologists, scientists, and those who understand the nature of what really matter in life!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Business Card

Showcase your wry and witty bridge / duplicate bridge side the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the amount of effort that goes into playing this card game!

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Leonardo da Vinci Truth Cannot Be Hidden Quote Bicycle Poker Deck

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Showcase your wry intellectual attitude with any of these da Vinci quote gifts featuring the following quote on the subject of truth along with da Vinci's self-portrait: “Truth at last cannot be hidden. Dissimulation is of no avail. Dissimulation is to no purpose before so great a judge. Falsehood puts on a mask. Nothing is hidden under the sun.”

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Emergence Do You See A Dalmatian? Optical Illusion Bags For Laptop

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Showcase your optical illusion fan side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the concept of emergence along with the following caption: "Do You See A Dalmatian?" Make others do a double-take on what appears from a background of black and white splotches today!

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Just Passing Through Space & Time (Light Cone) T Shirt

tagged with: light cone, hypersurface of the present, present, past, future, physics, observer, physicist, geek, humor, saying, truism, attitude, space, time, words and unwords, science in society

The space-time continuum adventure comes alive on any of these gifts featuring a light cone as well as the truism saying "Just Passing Through Space & Time". Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of physics with a dose of wry geek humor. Memorable gifts for anyone who thinks about the past, present, and the future!

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