Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Belt Buckles

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Like A Large Chessboard Game Of Chess Wonderland Card

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No need to be a Grandmaster to enjoy any of these Wonderland adventure gifts featuring a quote by Alice as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There" with corresponding illustration by John Tenniel. Make others do a double-take on the huge game of chess played all over the world with a dose of illogical humor!

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635,013,559,600 Total No Of Possible Bridge Hands Mug

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "635, 013, 559, 600 Total Number Of Possible Bridge Hands". Make others do a double-take at the number of possible combinations amongst 13 cards there truly are once a hand has been dealt! A bridge player will definitely not live to play them all!

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Study Of Brain Physiology (c. 1508) da Vinci Bicycle Poker Cards

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No need to be a neurosurgeon or neuroscientist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring an illustration of the human brain by Renaissance genius, scientist and artist, Leonardo da Vinci. Title of da Vinci's infamous work is known as "Study Of Brain Physiology" and is circa 1508.

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Are We Heading Towards A Fiscal Cliff? (Econ Sign) Pins

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No need to be an economist to enjoy wry economics humor with any of these signage gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with rocks falling off of a cliff along with the following query: "Are We Heading Towards A Fiscal Cliff?" Make others do a double-take about the state of economy today with these memorable political economy signage humor gifts! Perfect gifts for anyone who is concerned about fiscal policy!

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High Productivity Yield Inside (Sign Humor) Tshirts

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Are you a highly productive person? Showcase this fact with a dose of traffic sign / transportation sign humor with this Yield Sign gift tee that means "High Productivity Yield Inside". Gag gift that's perfect for workplaces that need highly productive employees! Intelligent gift for the top producers!

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Two Bug Droids Wedding Attire Wedding Bells 4.25" X 5.5" Invitation Card

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If you are a software developer working on the Android platform and getting married soon to another software developer, you'll enjoy these geek attitude invitation featuring two Bug Droids (bugdroids) dressed in wedding attire with two wedding bells in the background. Completely customizable invitations for your wedding event / wedding reception needs! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative Tee Shirts

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No need to think outside of the box to enjoy any of these wry quantum mechanics / quantum physics sayings featuring the subject of entanglement with Schrödinger's Cat. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics along with the following saying: "Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". Classic geek humor for all who think both within the box (within a discipline) and outside of the box!

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Ash Cloud From Ruang Volcano, Indonesia T Shirts

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Fans of volcanoes and Indonesia will enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery gift tee featuring "Ash Cloud From Ruang Volcano, Indonesia". Make others do a double-take and view volcanic activity (an eruption) from outer space when you wear this vivid photo t-shirt!

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Powered By Biochemistry (Krebs Cycle) Coffee Mug

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Face it -- you are powered by biochemistry. No need to be a biochemist to enjoy any of these wry biochemistry attitude gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle, along with the caption "Powered By Biochemistry". Memorable scientific educational gift for all who know about cellular metabolism!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) iPhone 5 Cases

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Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor gifts which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!

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Thinking Is My Modus Operandi (Brain Anatomy) Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry anatomical brainy side with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Thinking Is My Modus Operandi".

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Just Call Me Statistically Significant Canvas Bags

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant!

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Life Is So Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) Rectangular Belt Buckle

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Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements side with any of these gifts featuring all of the elements along with the saying "Life Is So Elemental". Scientific truism gifts for all who know their chemistry!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) iPhone 5C Case

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Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek saying: "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Card Decks

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No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Make others do a double-take about the parts of a grape that goes into wine-making today with these grape saying attitude gifts!

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Our Machinery Will Be Driven By A Power Obtainable Pinback Button

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If you enjoy wireless in today's modern society, you'll enjoy any of these quote gifts featuring the "Father of Radio and Wireless" Nikola Tesla. Tesla was a scientist, inventor, and engineer advocated alternate current and was well ahead of his time. Quote says: "Ere many generations pass, our machinery will be driven by a power obtainable at any point of the universe." Memorable gifts for scientists, inventors, engineers, and entrepreneurs who know that today's wireless society was invented by Tesla!

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From Gene To Protein Mug

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No need to be a biology major or biologist to understand how information coded by a genes gets configured into protein. Showcase wry cell biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring "From Gene To Protein". Educational, scientific fun for all who know about cellular processes!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Bag For Laptop

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Travel with a dose of geek humor style with this laptop bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying that all mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy: "Make Everyday March 14th".

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This Machine Is Powered By Adrenaline (Molecule) Dartboards

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Showcase your knowledge of chemical structure with a dose of geek attitude with any of these informative, educational gifts featuring the molecular structure of adrenaline along with the saying that many runners and those who are active on a daily basis can agree with: "This Machine Is Powered By Adrenaline".

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