Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore Coffee Mug

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Showcase your knowledge of particle physics and quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the Higgs boson circled in red with the caption "Not Just Theoretical Anymore". Make others do a double-take at the world at the sub-atomic level today!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life Laptop Bag

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

Showcase your nephritic attitude the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along wtih the saying "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life".

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Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains iPad Folio Cases

tagged with: software developers, know how to move mountains, java, open source, digital mountain, crane, geek, humor, words and unwords, unofficial java mascot duke, saying, programmer, computer programmer, attitude, truism, funny, software engineer, software engineering

Showcase your wry software developer side with this Dodo case gift featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke pulling on a lever to move a virtual mountain via crane in the background. Comes with the saying that says it all for all who work in open source software development: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains".

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Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain (Anatomy) Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: wake up, it's time to activate, your brain, geek, humor, brainy, human brain, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, funny, saying, advice

Brainy humor is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain". Memorable gift for anyone who is constantly on the go and needs to have his or her brain activated!

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Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities (Stats Fun) Tee Shirt

tagged with: stats, percentages, humor, hypothesis testing, knowledge, geek, statistics, bell curve, just a bunch of probabilities, words and unwords, stats humor, educational resources, stats teacher

Do you think in terms of probabilities? Do you see life as a bunch of probabilities? Look no further than any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), as well as the life truism saying "Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities". No need to be a mathematician, statistician, or psychologist to enjoy! Memorable educational gifts for all who see life in probabilistic terms!

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I Think Better In The Twilight Zone (Latitude) Pins

tagged with: latitude, time of year, twilight, civil twilight, twilight zone, earth science, earth scientist, visible, visibility, science, scientific, scientist, time of day, geek, humor, attitude, thinker, think, philosopher, words and unwords, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, saying, truism, educational, science teacher, lifestyle

Educational earth science fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring various levels of twilight, according to both latitude and time of year. Includes continuous civil twilight -- civil twilight being the light outside after the sun goes down when there is visibility -- during the polar regions as well. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts with the wry scientific saying "I Think Better In The Twilight Zone" -- no matter what latitude you are in or what time of year it is!

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Defining The Origin Of Wine (Wine Grape Berry) Baby Pacifier

tagged with: defining the origin of wine, wine grape berry, grape anatomy, grape berry, anatomical, words and unwords, geek, attitude, wine fan, wine enthusiast, wine connoisseur

Showcase your botanical knowledge with any of these anatomical geek attitude gifts featuring wine grape berry anatomy along with the caption "Defining The Origin Of Wine". No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy!

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Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking Neuron Synapse Tshirt

tagged with: neuron, still thinking, words and unwords, synapse, anatomy, anatomical, neurologist, not yet retired, retiree, retired

No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude today!

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Nikola Tesla Power (Obama-Like Poster) Button

tagged with: words and unwords, inventor, physicist, alternating current, humor, obama-like poster, wireless, geek, electrical engineer, nikola tesla, tesla

Nikola Tesla essentially conceptualized today's wireless world. "Father of the Radio" and winner in the "War of the Currents", Nikola Tesla's contributions to the revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries shaped how we live today. Showcase wry geek humor with any of these Nikola Tesla portrait gifts, with Tesla in an Obama-like Change / Hope poster -- with the caption, as applied to Tesla, being "Power". Educational historical significant applies to the use of the word "power", since power, in the scientific as opposed to political sense, is synonymous with Tesla's contributions. Tesla is known for the Tesla effect of wireless energy transfer to wirelessly power electronic devices. Electrical engineers, mechanical engineers, physicists, inventors, entrepreneurs, and scientists will enjoy these memorable gifts. No need to be involved in political change to be revolutionary as Tesla was!

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Coffee Mug

tagged with: blood cell lineage, blood cells, hemocytoblast, medicine, health, blood donor, blood research, educational, words and unwords, hematology, cells, biology, scientific, development biology, educational resources, hematologist

Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Belt Buckle

tagged with: make everyday march 14th, pi day, pie humor, baked pi, baked pie, pi on baked pie, mathematical, irrational number, transcendental number, words and unwords, constant, saying, geek, humor, attitude, brain teaser, math, mathematician, educational, math teacher, brain teasers

No need to wait until March 14th each year to celebrate Pi Day. Showcase your math sense of humor with any of these geek attitude gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". Memorable gifts for math teachers, math majors, and anyone who is fascinated by the pi, the mathematical constant!

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose (Molecule) Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry chemical attitude with a dose of educational science humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the chemical molecule for glucose along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose". No need to be a scientist or chemist to enjoy!

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Team Euclid (Painting) Dartboards

tagged with: team euclid, euclid, euclidean geometry, math, geometry, attitude, painting, mathematician, words and unwords, geek, humor, euclidean spirit, raphael's school of athens, euclid and his students

Math and geometry humor sort of come alive on any of these gifts featuring a depiction of the mathematician Euclid in a painting (Raphael's School Of Athens) with his students along with the caption "Team Euclid". No need to be a fan of Euclidean geometry or art history to enjoy!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence Round Wallclock

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry dermal layers side with any of these anatomical medical attitude gifts featuring a diagram of the human skin. Comes with the saying that will strike a chord with all dermatologists: "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence"! Existential humor for all skin doctors!

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Barely There iPhone 6 Plus Case

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

No need to be a physicist to enjoy this iPhone6 plus case featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the following scientific saying: "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry magnetic attitude today with this case!

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Eat ... Sleep ... Play Chess (Chess Attitude) Tshirts

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Chess players of all ages will enjoy tongue-in-cheek chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess saying "Eat ... Sleep ... Play Chess". No need to be a die hard chess player to appreciate these chess humor gifts!

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Wonderland Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Business Card Templates

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Showcase your wry Wonderland attitude at your next introduction with any of these business cards featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" and as illustrated by John Tenniel. Conversation is all about Alice's wishes of not wanting to go among mad people, with the Cheshire Cat noting to Alice that she must be mad or she wouldn't have come there in the first place!

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Siege Machine (Circa 1480) Leonardo da Vinci Dartboard

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Italian Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci had many different interests - art, anatomy, science, invention. Showcase da Vinci's engineer side with any of these gifts featuring his infamous drawing of a "Siege Machine" circa 1480. Historical military enthusiasts will enjoy any of these vintage drawing gifts featuring the lesser known contribution of da Vinci to field of warcraft / defense!

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Life Mergers & Acquisitions World Turducken Fish Trucker Hat

tagged with: mergers and acquisitions, three fish, one fish swallowing another fish, turducken, saying, economics, business, humor, words and unwords, corporate, corporate gag humor, sarcasm, business change, consists of many turducken events

No need to have worked in the dog-eat-dog -- or is the expression, fish-eat-fish? -- world to enjoy wry economics and psyche humor with any of these gifts featuring three fish -- with the smaller being swallowed by the larger one along with the following truism saying that anyone who knows about the corporate world can agree with: "Life In The Mergers & Acquisitions World Consists Of Many Turducken Events". Turducken is the gastronomic dish which is a form of engastration -- i.e., a recipe method in which one animal is stuffed inside the gastric passage of another. Lifestyle psyche humor gifts for all who have been affected by the many changes in their corporate world!

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Courier Bag

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Showcase your wry optical illusion side the next time you travel with this mini-messenger bag featuring "Motion Illusion". Just stare at the circles for a while and watch them move!

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