Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, April 18, 2015

I Dreamt Last Night Sailing High Seas Bug Droid Watches

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Do you code in your dreams? No need to be an Android software developer to enjoy this wry software engineer / software development watch gift featuring several bug droids on a ghost ship along with the saying "I Dreamt Last Night That I Was Sailing On The High Seas". Make others do a double-take regarding what you dream about with this computer geek humor watch the next time you tell time!

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Life Is Like A Doppler Effect Arriving In Waves Coffee Mug

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No need to be a physicist to understand the Doppler effect along with the following analogy, which draws parallels between the Doppler effect and life: "Life Is Like A Doppler Effect Arriving In Waves, Bunched Together Or Stretched Apart, Depending Upon Where You Are". Make others do a double-take on life with a dose of scientific humor with any of these Doppler effect analogy gifts!

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Powered By Biochemistry (Krebs Cycle / TCAC) Mug

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Showcase your wry Krebs cycle attitude side with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle). Make everyone do a double-take about what everyone is powered by with this scientific truism saying: "Powered By Biochemistry".

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Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Round Wall Clocks

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Tongue-in-cheek software development fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring unofficial Java mascot Duke pulling a lever and consequently, moving a virtual mountain! Comes with the memorable saying: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains". Software developers and programmers will enjoy these geek humor gifts!

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Brainy Mindset Inside (Brain Anatomy) Commuter Bags

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No need to be a neurologist or psychologist to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Brainy Mindset Inside".

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Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities (Stats Fun) Mugs

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Do you think in terms of probabilities? Do you see life as a bunch of probabilities? Look no further than any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), as well as the life truism saying "Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities". No need to be a mathematician, statistician, or psychologist to enjoy! Memorable educational gifts for all who see life in probabilistic terms!

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Software Developer Inside (Bug Droid Font Letters) Mug

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Software developers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug droid lettering for all letters for the saying "Software Developer Inside". Make others do a double-take with open source quixotic attitude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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What's Your Orbital Resonance? (Astronomy Humor) Round Wall Clock

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In celestial mechanics, an orbital resonance occurs when two orbiting bodies exert a regular, periodic gravitational influence on each other, usually due to their orbital periods being related by a ratio of two small integers. Orbital resonances greatly enhance the mutual gravitational influence of the bodies (i.e., their ability to alter or constrain each others' orbits). No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy any of these educational scientific gifts featuring the Kirkwood gaps in the main belt of asteroids along with the query "What's Your Orbital Resonance?" Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are trying to ask with a dose of astronomy geek attitude today!

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Mendeleev's Madness (Periodic Table Of Elements) Dart Boards

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Showcase your wry chemistry side with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying that will surely make others do a double-take before getting into a conversation about the elements: "Mendeleev's Madness". Educational, scientific chemistry humor gifts for all who know about the history of the Periodic Table of Elements!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Tshirt

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Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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A Closer Look At A Food Web (Biology / Ecology) Business Card Template

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If you are fascinated by the interconnectedness and interrelationships of organisms and their world, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with a dose of ecological attitude with these business cards featuring "A Closer Look At A Food Web". No need to be a biologist or ecologist to enjoy!

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Team Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie Math Humor) Round Clocks

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If you like to play and eat on Team Pi, you'll enjoy any of these wry mathematical geek gifts featuring the irrational and transcendental mathematical constant on a baked pie, along with the caption "Team Pi"!

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Round Clocks

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Showcase your wry chemical molecule attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of glucose along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose".

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Team Euclid (Painting) Belt Buckles

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Math and geometry humor sort of come alive on any of these gifts featuring a depiction of the mathematician Euclid in a painting (Raphael's School Of Athens) with his students along with the caption "Team Euclid". No need to be a fan of Euclidean geometry or art history to enjoy!

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Round Wall Clock

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Fans of International Morse Code will enjoy any of these timeless communication attitude gifts featuring all of the dots and dashes in International Morse Code along with the caption "Team Morse Code". Memorable gifts for radio and ham operators and anyone who knows Morse Code!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence Kitchen Towel

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Showcase your wry dermal layers side with any of these anatomical medical attitude gifts featuring a diagram of the human skin. Comes with the saying that will strike a chord with all dermatologists: "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence"! Existential humor for all skin doctors!

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Wrist Watch

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Showcase your wry magnetic attitude the next time you tell time with a dose of physics humor with this watch featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the scientific saying that says it all: "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Great geek humor watch gift for anyone who finds time passing moment to moment!

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In Love With My Heartbeat (ECG/EKG Sinus Rhythm) Bicycle Playing Cards

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Showcase your electrocardiogram attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm along with the saying in Love Letters font: "In Love With My Heartbeat". No need to be an EMT to enjoy heartbeat ECG/EKG humor!

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Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece Mouse Pad

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Sound chess advice is found on any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece". A reminder to everyone to think strategically before every move in life from a chess player's perspective. Make others do a double-take today and wonder what the game of chess teaches a person with these memorable chess saying gifts!

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Let's Meet & Greet Alice Humpty Dumpty Wonderland 5" X 7" Invitation Card

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Are you a Wonderland fan? Are you holding a meet and greet event? If so, you'll enjoy any of these "Let's Meet & Greet" invitations featuring Alice and Humpty Dumpty as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated by John Tenniel. Completely customizable invitation that's perfect for networking, social events, family events, and Wonderland theme parties -- especially for all who are fans of Alice and the nursery rhyme character of Humpty Dumpty!

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