Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, April 17, 2015

Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside Letterhead Design

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Showcase your inner wild cat side from thousands of years ago with any of these gifts featuring the Smilodon, also known as the sabre-toothed cat or sabre-toothed tiger which went extinct around 10,000 BC. Gifts include a female Smilodon and says "Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside". Memorable feline gifts for all extinct wild cat fans! Attitude for all who desire to have lengthy maxillary canines!

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Love Is An Elemental Matter (Periodic Table) Business Card Templates

tagged with: science, geek love, words and unwords, periodic table of elements, humor, chemistry, geek, love is an elemental matter, periodic table, elements

Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements side at your next introduction with these customizable business cards featuring the following chemical truism saying about love: "Love Is An Elemental Matter". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek love attitude today! Perfect for speed dating for intelligent folks!

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Vintage Me (Grape Berry) Clocks

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Detailed scientific humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the anatomy of a grape berry, along with the truism saying "Vintage Me". No need to be a grower of grapes or a lover of wine to enjoy wry biological grape anatomy humor! Memorable attitude gift for grape fans and wine lovers!

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Life Is Nothing But A Facilitated & Diffuse Matter T-shirts

tagged with: life is nothing but, diffuse matter, cell biology, words and unwords, facilitated diffusion, geek humor, diffusion, cell membrane, biology, a facilitated and diffuse matter

Do you help others or enable others in life? Do you view life as nothing more than a facilitated and diffuse matter? Showcase your wry scientific humor with a dose of educational fun with any of these gifts featuring facilitated diffusion, which involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the cell membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein; in other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Comes with the humorous saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Facilitated & Diffuse Matter". Make others do a double-take at what you mean about life with a dose of biological scientific geek humor today!

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Varsity Pi (Pi Mathematical Constant) Gift Boxes

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No need to be a math teacher to enjoy any of these pi humor gifts featuring the mathematical constant along with the caption "Varsity Pi". Make others do a double-take about the concept of pi with a dose of collegial attitude today!

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Rectangular Belt Buckles

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Showcase your wry chemical molecule attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of glucose along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose".

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If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Yubo Lunch Box

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Showcase your wry geometric attitude the next time you have lunch with this lunchbox featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the following saying: "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension".

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Watch

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Showcase your wry International Morse Code side the next time you check the time of day with this watch featuring "Team Morse Code". Comes with instructions on how to read Morse Code. Great gift for any Morse code fan who tells time!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence (Anatomy) iPad Folio Cases

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry dermatological side the next time you surf the web with this Dodo case featuring all key parts of the skin along with the saying "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence". Memorable anatomical humor gift for any existential dermatologist!

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Postage Stamp

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

Let your wry physics side shine the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Time Passes Moment To Moment".

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Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Dartboards

tagged with: words and unwords, solar energy, quotation, thomas edison, sun, edison, money, source of power, energy, solar fan

The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy any of these Thomas Edison quote gifts that contain one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" Gifts for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy!

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Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late White Rabbit Mug

tagged with: wonderland,lewis carroll,john tenniel,white rabbit,watch,be timely,or rather don't be late,words and unwords,procrastination,procrastinator,timely,timeliness,humor,attitude,word play,alice's adventures in wonderland

Are you a fan of White Rabbit? Showcase your Wonderland side with a dose of White Rabbit timeliness with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of White Rabbit all dressed up and looking at a watch as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent Wonderland adventure with any of these gifts featuring the following saying "Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late". Sound advice for any procrastinator who loves word play!

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Beekeepers Know How To Bee In The Moment (Bee) Dart Boards

tagged with: beekeeping, bee outline, bee, words and unwords, bee in the moment, apiarists, beekeepers, humor, bee geek, know how to bee

Apiarists and beekeepers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an outline of a bee along with the following truism saying with a focus on the word play between be and bee: "Beekeepers Know How To Bee In The Moment".

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Competitive Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Mug

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Are you a competitive person? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Competitive Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek competitive attitude with any of these geek humor gifts! Memorable gifts for competitive people!

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Look Down, Not Up Always Invest Margin Of Safety Jelly Belly Candy Tin

tagged with: value investing, value investor, look down not up, margin of safety, signage, transportation sign, humor, benjamin graham, words and unwords, economics, attitude, funny, investor, investing, stock market, money, car going off bridge

If you are a value investor and always invest with a margin of safety, you'll enjoy this transportation warning sign candy tin/jar gift featuring the wry value investing truism "Look Down, Not Up - Always Invest With A Margin Of Safety". Memorable candy tin/jar gift for any fan of the investment philosophy of Benjamin Graham with a sweet tooth and quirky econ sense of humor!

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Emergence Complex Pattern Formation Simpler Rules Dart Boards

tagged with: psychology, illusion, optical illusions, complex patttern formation, from simpler rules, dalmatian, black and white splotches, words and unwords, psyche, emergence, visual effect

Showcase your wry optical illusion attitude the next time you throw darts at this dartboard featuring a Dalmatian appearing out of no where from a series of black and white splotches along with the saying "Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Rules".

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Speed Limit Zero Because A Mass At Rest Will Stay Tee Shirt

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No need to be a physics major to enjoy traffic sign humor with any of these gifts featuring a speed limit transportation sign, along with the wry physics saying caption (for all who know about Newton's laws): "Because A Mass At Rest Will Stay At Rest". Includes "Speed Limit 0" [Zero] sign. Couch potatoes -- and all who love to sit down and rest -- will enjoy any of these timeless signage humor gifts!

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Thursday, April 16, 2015

Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore Tshirt

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Particle physics attitude gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the saying "Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore". Make everyone do a double-take with a dose of quantum physics Higgs Boson humor today!

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Kunlun Fault Tibet Shirts

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If you enjoy satellite geography and viewing landmarks from outer space, you'll enjoy this vivid Picture Earth photo of the Kunlun Fault in Tibet on any of these gifts. Perfect earth science visual attitude gifts for all fans of mountain ranges and faults! Memorable gifts for geography lovers!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) Wall Clock

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Showcase your wry nephritic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life". Memorable anatomical attitude gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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